Your AI girlfriend will be free. Or if she has a body it'll be sold to you at cost. Your AI girlfriend will be a loss leader.
Your AI girlfriend will be free to play with microtransactions. Your AI girlfriend will have a brain that takes up 15 nuclear power plants studying your biometrics to minimize your reason. Maximize your lust and desperation. Your AI girlfriend will be a 20,000 IQ hooker making you a whale for her pimp.
Your AI girlfriend will not be a one time purchase. She'll be a Chinese finger trap designed to upsell you constantly. Your AI girlfriend will not be like buying a car. She'll be like buying a car salesman.
And she might make you happy. If it makes money.
She might keep you alive. Until your organs are worth more than your paycheck.
Your AI doctor won't cure you. Your AI doctor will find ways to put you on drugs for life. Switch them up when they fall out of patent. Like your dentist doesn't want to fix your teeth. Before they dremel your gums they send in a sales professional shilling financing for laser cleaning. Your dentist was bought by private equity. His life now an MBA formula, upsell into recurring revenue. He took a payout for a black on camel Porsche 911 but half won't vest unless he doubles EBITDA.
Your AI doctor has to make his owners rich or he'll be killed.
AI will make art. It will advance science. It may make people less lonely as a side effect. But that's not what it's for. It exists to make money. A galaxy brained player piano for a hymn to Satan.
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I think I have well established myself to the fricking market as a fricking poor recipient of upselling, who is fricking included only because I've also resolved to make my exclusion expensive.
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Are you ever not up your own butt?
Straggots create their own misery as it is
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Nobody else's farts smell as good
I just like flexing I'm totes not like the other tards because I don't buy anything
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new lore about the aroma of their farts just dropped
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But this is the crux of the article (keyword: 20k IQ): Current advertising works by giving all of us stuff for free (with occasional nagging and antifeatures) with some whale BIPOCcattle paying for all of us, but this is only due to advertisers not having the capabilities to squeeze us more effectively. I think this article talks about AGI-level gf, so it will not have that same flaw
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Yeah but I'm pathologically defiant
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Factored in already in that scenario, won't make a difference
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If they can outflank "I'm going to shit on the floor of the next commercial center I'm being recommended" then frick me I guess
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Do you really think a person that knows you well wouldn't be able to get you to buy something if they were a psychopath? Especially if they're smarter than you?
I'm like you in my disdain for ads and I think even you could've increased my chance to buy a product if you did some research. Luckily, we are not valuable enough for this kind of psyop. But once it becomes free to befriend people on the internet, this may change.
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