Unable to load image

Going on a first date like

Her:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737948568oaT2gPm7U52RbQ.webp

Me:

https://media.tenor.com/IujNLKXCAlEAAAAx/forever-for-the-first-time-in-forever.webp

28
Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

s*x is trash :marseyraccoontrouble: and done exclusively as cope for being bad at video :marseynintendo: games :marseygamer:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Theres a direct correlation between w/l and s*x life.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

So where's all this s*x i'm supposed to be getting :marseyfluffyannoyed:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

He thinks hes good at games :#marseysmug2:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

No, i know i'm bad at games. That's why i'm supposed to be getting s*x, to cope with my incurable skill issue :marseyspecial:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Oh sorry its like 430 and I just woke up and im r-slurred.

Imagine we went back and forth wittily for a while. My son just projectile vommited everywhere gotta go!

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

:marseythumbsup:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Video games are trash and done exclusively as cope for being bad at s*x.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

(I'm not going on an actual date, it's just about how a good date could triple the quality of my life for 5-50 years but to any normal woman it's Tuesday (I like like weekday dates to reduce the chance of s*x.))

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Me and my girl broke up months ago and God, I don't even want to date anymore. :doomer:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Whenever I'm in a relationship I spend the whole time wishing I were single. Enough cycles of that and I'm starting to overcome my addiction.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

In my case, I found the perfect girl for me, and I lost her. She was really smart and way better than anyone I'd dated before. She put up with my crazy ex harassing her and all my baggage, and still liked my chronically online sense of humor. Man, I miss her like crazy.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Why did y'all break up?

:marseyconcerned:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I have a problem with alcohol and it became too much for her to handle. After attending my friend's funeral, I got wasted and relapsed. She was worried about me and wanted to help, but I freaked out on her, yelling and saying some really nasty stuff. This is my wake up call to never say shitty things I don't mean to the person I love, cuz you can never take it back, even if they forgive you. And to never drink again, for sure.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

stay off that shit just recently stopped drinking too and while @PeepeeButtKiss didn't get the shakes and all that shit was extremely anxious and thought @PeepeeButtKiss was gonna have a heart attack for like 2 weeks straight it frickin sucked.

trans lives matter

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

You wanna talk about it over a drink?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Oof. Well, at least you're improving.

:marseyembrace:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Honestly wish you the best it takes a real man to reflect on himself. Sorry about your friend too.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

fakecel

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Me on weekdays instead of spending $150 on a woman who'll never speak to me again

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

just go on virtual dates bro

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I poop like once every 5 days. It's abnormal but it has its benefits. In the past at boy scouts camping the elongated poop cycle has prevented me from pooping in the disgusting butt port a potty daily. Cameras in my room have prevented me from beating my meat despite my high s*x drive. Also I've developed a habit after pooping and wiping I can fap camera free and c*m on my potty seat followed by a refreshing shower afterwards which prevents me from staining my undies and gassing my pants with poop particles and post c*m all the while controlling my fap addiction. I guarantee you that my poopin session feel more satisfactory then your daily rabbit drops too, and it's not even excessive poop only like 5, 6 inchers with the time to time butt pinch bc theyre kind of dry.

Snapshots:

https://media.tenor.com/IujNLKXCAlEAAAAx/forever-for-the-first-time-in-forever.webp:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

sounds like a low-fiber diet

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.



Now playing: Flight of the Zinger (DKC2).mp3

Link copied to clipboard
Action successful!
Error, please refresh the page and try again.