Spent 30min on a dating app.

I got way more matches with the art hoe copypasta than anything rational on my dating profile.

I'll post it here. Use it and go forth!

Im so fricking horny for art hoes. I want to frick a coked-out tumblr hipster DIY aesthetic astrology thot in her lip gloss DSL mouth. I want to c*m all over a girl with thick frame glasses and edge dyed bobcut bangs. Everytime I hear a THICK, waist-high-jean-clad braindead slutty wiccan minx say "yikes," "y'all," "big mood," "this is a bop," or "gay disaster" I get an uncontrollable urge to run up to her and fondle her d cups and sweaty thighs. I want to pour ropes onto their contoured cheeks and neotenous faces and rhinoplastized nose. I want to finger an art hoe thru her jean overalls while pretending to be interested while she talks about van gogh and arctic monkeys and how david foster wallace fans suck and gilles deleuze and VICE news and 'union pool' in williamsburg and steven universe and homeopathy and saveur magazine and taking adderall to pass exams. IM SO. Fricking. Horny