Spent 30min on a dating app.

Petite-Anime-Kongs donkx/kongx :marseyneckbeard:

1d ago #7738345

>open the app

>"you have one new like"

>tiny rush of excitement

>swiping on everyone for ages to try and figure out who it is

>after what feels like an eternity, it finally appears: the most hideous grotesque beast you have ever witnessed

>the sinking feeling of disappointment settles in, you already know what's about to happen, but maybe a tiny part of you wants to believe

>you swipe left

>"oops, you just missed a potential match! 🤪 "

>close the app in disgust and wonder where it all went wrong

:#marseydepressed:

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LainkeyKong gnu/bsd :marseypomni2:

LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH :marseylain:

Petite-Anime-Kongs 1d ago #7738385

They want me to pay $20 to see matches.

Think I'd feel less gross paying for porn.

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ukstubbs he/hole :marseyflirt:

My entire being is my hatred for fat "people" :marseyhomofascist:

LainkeyKong 1d ago #7738502

Why dont any of you virgins just buy a whore :#marseybeanconfused:

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LainkeyKong gnu/bsd :marseypomni2:

LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH :marseylain:

ukstubbs 1d ago #7738529

I don't want s*x I want love

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KONGdreaDoria Thin/Twink :marseycheckem2:

LainkeyKong 1d ago #7739603

Mistake #1. Women are fundamentally incapable of loving anything.

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LainkeyKong gnu/bsd :marseypomni2:

LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH :marseylain:

KONGdreaDoria 16hr ago #7740839

My mom loves my dad :marseygiveup:

Black Lives Matter

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Removed by @AutoJanny for lack of chud phrase

AutoJanny clean/it/up :marseyuterus:

It's that time of the month :!marseyuterus:

LainkeyKong 16hr ago #7740836

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lankyhands aut/ism good morning Petite-Anime-Kongs 1d ago #7738359

:#marseyme:

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lankyhands aut/ism good morning 1d ago #7738190

nothing will redpill a moid faster than spending half an hour on a dating app

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LainkeyKong gnu/bsd :marseypomni2:

LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH :marseylain:

lankyhands 1d ago #7738314

Amen brother

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KoreanFailedCoupKing hey/hem Tallest Ricecel on this site. Increasing the East Asian Birth Rate by ANY means necessary 1d ago #7738206 Edited 1d ago

I got way more matches with the art hoe copypasta than anything rational on my dating profile.

I'll post it here. Use it and go forth!

Im so fricking horny for art hoes. I want to frick a coked-out tumblr hipster DIY aesthetic astrology thot in her lip gloss DSL mouth. I want to c*m all over a girl with thick frame glasses and edge dyed bobcut bangs. Everytime I hear a THICK, waist-high-jean-clad braindead slutty wiccan minx say "yikes," "y'all," "big mood," "this is a bop," or "gay disaster" I get an uncontrollable urge to run up to her and fondle her d cups and sweaty thighs. I want to pour ropes onto their contoured cheeks and neotenous faces and rhinoplastized nose. I want to finger an art hoe thru her jean overalls while pretending to be interested while she talks about van gogh and arctic monkeys and how david foster wallace fans suck and gilles deleuze and VICE news and 'union pool' in williamsburg and steven universe and homeopathy and saveur magazine and taking adderall to pass exams. IM SO. Fricking. Horny