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jackie
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I am biologically incapable of getting off unless carp is crying
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Before
I enter a social 
setting I take a shot of hard liquor 
which makes me a normal 
person 
for around an hour
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Aren't you scared that people could smell it?
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Peppermint schnapps, it's mouthwash.
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No I use chewing gum to hide the smell
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No I'm like pretty
sure no one can tell cause I do this in a work context too
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Alcohol is the oil that lubricates the gears of social interaction
. I do that trick also on special occasions (interviews, presentations etc)
I usually have just a sip
, but sometimes I dream of recreating Kierkegaard's experiment from Druk where I'd show up to work constantly drunk. (un)Fortunately, I will never actually carry it out because I have to do precision work with expensive machinery, and also often need to perform intellectual labour. It also doesn't help that I often use lasers, solvents, high-voltage equipment, radioactive sources etc. But that doesn't stop me from dreaming 
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commercial food service?
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Ok, which one of you saved this and for what purpose, b-word?
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!jannies Rule 1. Ban this fgt
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Done king.
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Don't show too much attraction, don't show too little attraction, don't show no attraction, don't be too meek, don't be too upfront, don't be too self-conscious, be yourself, don't be yourself, be respectful, be rude, act like you care about her, act like you don't care about her, dress nice, don't overdress, talk about your interests, no, not those interests, ask her questions, don't just ask her questions, take her out somewhere fancy, but not too fancy, be spontaneous, but plan ahead, be interesting, be normal, be honest about what you want, don't go all in right away, treat is as talking to a friend, treat it as a job interview, don't text back too soon, don't wait too long
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Just join the gay side, its so much simpler and there
and plenty of bottoms
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The solution being that there's a happy medium for each of these, but it's easier to learn them from experience than from verbal instructions, the former of which incels refuse to get any of.
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Nah man, I think I'd rather just take it up the butt ngl
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You'd think it would be easy to teach stemcels the concept of calibration, but I guess the intuition comes easier to someone who can balance a fan blade.
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Its simple anon:
"Nah it wasnt a date, he was helping me with my golf swing."
"No i didnt frick him, he just really needed help with the laundry"
Foids just dont want to be publicly seen as a hoe, so if you're being flirty you just need to dress it up as "were just fricking around shes not actually a hoe who flirts in public." You can and should be legit about who you're attracted to, you just need to give her hoe deniability to keep her happy.
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yeah all that or just stop being so ugly lmao
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it really just boils down to the 2 golden rules.
1) Be attractive
2) Dont be unattractive
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I don't understand.
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!actualbiofoids is this true
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Wtf does that even mean?
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The strat is to always try to frick in a lazy, plausibly deniable manner
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Incels insist upon themselves
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Rose was cuter in Downton Abbey
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Cool it with the antisemitic remarks
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