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JDvanceisWEIRD Kill/yt seafaring RAYfugee :rape: :killyt:  4d ago (x.com) 1,099 thread views #343277 earned 296 coins from votes

Turns out 🦉Elon is using 👹IVF cuz this YT boi got a BOTCHED peepee :marseydicklet: implant🧐😭😭😭😹#LORT🖕🏾🤦🏿‍♀️🤦🏿‍♀️🤦🏿‍♀️

https://x.com/klonnypin_gosch/status/1890980048032727362

Incels :marseyitsoverwereback: this is what happen :marseyvenn6: when you fakecel and dont marry :marseypropose: a virgin :marseymoidmoment:

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Ok, who had "size queen Grimes castrates worlds wealthiest man?"

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u think this botched implant happened after grimes, b-word?

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How else would he have had a non-ivf baby with her?

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he was fricking doing ivf long before grimes tho, so why that, b-word?

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This is a supervillain origin story, he's going to give himself a giant metal dong and blow up the Washington Monument.

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wrong! he will defund the monument, use it as his peepee

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he already built the worlds biggest stainless steel dong

https://media.tenor.com/TMjBTRnjZwsAAAAx/starship-superheavy.webp

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Youve read doom patrol?

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Source: Azealia Banks

:#marseysmughips:

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Are you saying she'd lie? She was literally locked in musks home for a while weekend

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holy frick, reminds me of how the way Scott Alexander can crank out those epic blog screeds is because he's a rare true-asexual male who just doesn't have that demand on his attention and energy.

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Scott Alexander had kids last year though.

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yes, and many gay men have had kids as well

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That was through mitosis :marseyindignant:

Communism will win

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i thought :marseymindblown: he was in a polycule :marseypolyamory:

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>We can make your peepee bigger but we have to cut on it with knives

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:marseydisagree:

:marseypearlclutch:

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I think bailey jay :marseybaileyjay: got that surgery

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LMAO there's a Marsey Bailey Jay

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I know for a fact at least one billionaire died because of such a surgery.

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That's what you call draining the main vein.

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I'd trust this neighbor with cutting up my peepee

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739777537StyKyuC1ALY1oA.webp

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Leftoids mad jealous that Elon gets more kitty than them and are making shit up. Sounds like the Drumpfler pee tape

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Ages = 2 weeks :marseycool2:

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Ick :marseycringe:

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:marseyautism:

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This is 1000x more funny than the pee tape, therefore it is 1000x more likely to be true

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Yea why haven't we gotten that yet?

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:marseyhmm:

Jewish lives matter

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I don't buy it, because why knock up these famous foids if you can't even frick them? If his goal is to just spread his genes there's gotta be way better ways of doing this.

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Yeah I feel like if he was just a sperm donor plenty of random women would choose him. Richest dude in the world in charge of several high profile companies doing cutting edge stuff.

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I WANT LITTLE R-SLURRED ASPIES I WANT LITTLE R-SLURRED ASPIES I WANT LITTLE R-SLURRED ASPIES

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i mean he's had twins and triplets several times with several women, I doubt this is just natural.

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If his goal is to just spread his genes there's gotta be way better ways of doing this.

better than ivf, b-word? errr, how??

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He's talking about partner selection, not insemination method.

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cause he's probably neurodivergent enough to think he's maximizing the fricking potential of the fricking offspring

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739784176SzucxNVBkavDvg.webp

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The names he gives his children is proof that God made sure his peepee is fricked.

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!cuteandinvalid Elon Musk is a transwoman :marseywholesometrans:

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Musk was very obviously fricking amber heard (there's literal video of them fooling around in an elevator) and he had a ton of ifv kids before that. :marseydetective:

Dude's tadpoles probably just have mobility issues :marseyscooter:

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Fun fact: It's actually a neurolink implant - he became the first man to literally think with his peepee and experience envelopment from a first-person perspective. But it all went wrong when the machine intelligence proved too powerful and began to assume control, so he had to beg Grimes to kill his cyberdick in the microwave.

It's really a tragic tale. Wdyt he's so freaked out about AI now?

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I think he does IVF because he wants twins in each one

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Nah dude I dunno. His first kid died of SIDS - he clearly just doesn't trust nature at all after that unless he's with a hippy b-word like Grimes who goes "no I won't do ivf I wanna be natural"

Or he's an insane billionaire with a peepee implant like at this point who even knows

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So he has these kids on purpose and still doesn't give a shit about them?

I just assumed he didn't wear condoms and fricked a lot cause, "I'm rich and a genius if these hoes get pregnant they should be thanking me," or some shit.

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:#marseyhitler: :#elonsalute:

What's up with chuds and having fricked up genitals?

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If you find yourself comparing politics to s*x you should neck yourself, because you're clearly doing both wrong.

Snapshots:

https://x.com/klonnypin_gosch/status/1890980048032727362:

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total incels victory

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Queen pops up

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