https://x.com/klonnypin_gosch/status/1890980048032727362
Elon can’t fuck bc of a botched penis implant so the only way the wealthiest man in the world gets off is by assembling this brood of Musklings w/ technocratic names birthed via various artificially inseminated sycophants pic.twitter.com/6f3qxbMlf1
— ParaPower Mapping (@KlonnyPin_Gosch) February 16, 2025
Incels this is what happen
when you fakecel and dont marry
a virgin
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Fun fact: It's actually a neurolink implant - he became the first man to literally think with his peepee and experience envelopment from a first-person perspective. But it all went wrong when the machine intelligence proved too powerful and began to assume control, so he had to beg Grimes to kill his cyberdick in the microwave.
It's really a tragic tale. Wdyt he's so freaked out about AI now?
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