ITcels seething, copeing, and dilating as the blackpill is verified once again.

PAW sal/ter :marseyneckbeard:

4d ago #7999665 Edited 4d ago

A long time ago, Doninos had a deal, 'It's fast or it's free'. They guaranteed delivery in 30 minutes or less. They made bank on that promise, it was what they were known for.

But the problem was that their pizza was like cardboard. People didn't care for it. It was routinely ranked the worst in the country. Obviously they fixed that. But by being fast and cheap they. Survived for a long time even though they weren't really what people wanted.

The point being, people's motives for what they're doing are often variable. If somebody wants just a hook up, then their focus on tinder is inherently shallow.

> :#marseyblops2cel: :#marseydeadinside2: "I can't meet any women at all because I'm ugly…I hate my life…"

> :#soymario: :#marseypizzaslice: > :#marseysoyseethe: "MAMA MIA DID YOU A KNOW DA LIFE IS LIKE A DA PIZZA"

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wampus they/them :marseyindignant:

PAW 4d ago #7999690

Based soy

:#marseyxd:

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PAW sal/ter :marseyneckbeard:

wampus 4d ago #7999710

LOOK AT LITTLE INCEL JUNIOR, GONNA CRY?

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L ong/Nose :marseylongpost:

Serial Serious Replyer :marseylongpost:

4d ago #7999738

The thing about dating apps for men is that they only work within the first two weeks of making your account because they want you to feel hopeful and don't limit your visibility

If you don't get out before then you're immediately banished to paypig heck and dripfed one woman per month until you delete your account or pay up

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BPplc they/them L 4d ago #8000036

Maybe things have changed recently but among my friends that haven't been the case. Maybe this only happens to the short and ugly that don't get sufficient likes during the honeymoon period?

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AnnoyinTheGoyim oy/vey Shreddedmanlet loves choking on my BWC 4d ago #7999579

>ITcels

I thought you were talking tech support r-slurs.

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Junk she/it BIPOC lives matter ✊🏾✊🏿 AnnoyinTheGoyim 4d ago #7999795

Don't worry, AI is coming for them next.

:#marseysnappyenraged2:

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PegMeMommy they/them 4d ago #7999559

One of my friends is a 5'6" uggo and got laid 3 hours after he set up his Tinder profile. :idontknow:

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AnnoyinTheGoyim oy/vey Shreddedmanlet loves choking on my BWC PegMeMommy 4d ago #7999595

I mean, it's not hard to find a homosexual to penetrate your bussy. :marseyshrug:

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PegMeMommy they/them AnnoyinTheGoyim 4d ago #7999599

:marseyakshually: He banged a slightly overweight mid foid.

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KinoBushido im/just/ken :kenjak:

irl PegMeMommy 3d ago #8000396

That's actually worse

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Balanitis cum/cum PegMeMommy 4d ago #7999609

Literally just don't be boring, that's all it takes.

Ask a foid to see her tinder messages and you'll just see wall of

>'hey'

>'wua'

>'Hello, my name is Dan! I work in sof...'

>'Hey!'

My go-to strat was normally clickbaiting with something that sounded kind of negative, like idk "Don't you think you're being unreasonable?" then when they reply with some outraged 'what do you mean??? :marseytradraging: ' say some dumb shit like "You're going to make all the guys who go to [shit university in area] feel intimidated by having [good university] in your bio".

It sounds r-slurred and usually there's some better fodder in her bio for an opening like this but once you get one reply, reply to that, and they reply to that you're pretty much off to the races. I can't see tinder's data but my guess is that 90% of conversations start and end with a single message from one party, but once a conversation gets going beyond 5 messages it's much more likely to keep going.

Nowadays I mostly just try to meet girls at bars and in hobbies though.

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SpookyDog Hee/Hee Michael Jackson Fan Club Balanitis 4d ago #8000178

Literally just don't be boring, that's all it takes.

It's really not hard. I broke up with my ex, who I had been with, for years, since I was 24, in March 2021. I met my, now fiancé, from Tinder in August 2021.

Those 5 months in between I was cleaning up, it was like shooting fish in a barrel. I'm extremely average, but generally considered witty and funny and that's all it took. Also, it's easier at bars and similar because 99% of dudes are too chickenshit to actually approach women. What's the worst she says, no, and you're back to where you were 15 seconds before you asked?

Take the comedy pill and unapologetically be you. Any woman who wasn't into it immediately I personally just cut off. It's really wasn't hard to play their numbers game against them.

Shit may be fricked now though since the zoom zooms had 3 of their formative years of social growth cut off, idk been off the apps for a while.

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Balanitis cum/cum SpookyDog 3d ago #8000591

>fiancé

:gay: I hope he's cute and the wedding is fun.

Shit may be fricked now though since the zoom zooms had 3 of their formative years of social growth cut off, idk been off the apps for a while.

I think apps are falling out of favour because people are getting more cynical about these apps in general so growth is stagnating. Look at the stock prices for Match Group (own Tinder and Hinge) and Bumble, it's down-only technology. They're also just not as fun in general anymore, it feels like men and women both take them way more seriously and don't wanna just use it to shitpost and maybe frick someone, so if you still have that spirit of just enjoying things you've got an edge over the competition.

Since people are moving off apps, the upside is that zoomzooms are totally incompetent at talking to women in person so bars are absolutely easy mode, but I live in Japan so I heightmog everyone so idk if I'm simply getting gigacarried by that or if bars are actually just way easier now than they were pre-covid when I lived in Ireland.

I've been doing shit like ice skating :marseyfigureskate: and just chatting to randoms there. It feels 'time-inefficient' compared to matching apps but the quality of person in general is just way higher because so many zoomers just don't have hobbies, it's pathetic.

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PegMeMommy they/them Balanitis 4d ago #7999616

I don't get how he pulled it off because he's extremely neurodivergent. I guess some foids will frick you for free weed.

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ChampChomp hetero/male prefers eating other peoples' asses :turtnut:

PegMeMommy 4d ago #7999702

:!#marseynotes:

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shaky they/them Balanitis 3d ago #8000336

ill be honest i always get stuck in messages on tinder. i never struggle for likes but lordie why are you sending me three paragraphs half the time i just dont respond. irl is better because i can gently shush people :marseyfluffy:

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Losercel over/back I have LOTS of S*X EVERYDAY :marseynut:

PegMeMommy 4d ago #7999615

Yeah and he's Indian and a janitor too and balding and crippled and overweight and the girl was prime scajo with denise milani tits

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PegMeMommy they/them Losercel 4d ago #7999628

He's a white unemployedcel. :marseykekw:

Tbh I don't understand how he got into her pants because half of his messages were him sperging out about how his family used to be aristocrats in Bongland.