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i know someone who copes with nearly this exact line, except they got into poly to fix their attachment issues and ended up in the pysch ward multiple times over it
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Wow, that's really sad. I'm glad I'm not like that.
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I've said this before but the only people who can remotely make poly relationships work are people so desirable they have no reason to be poly. You have to be good looking, intelligent, confident, mature, patient, and not jealous. People who go down the poly route fail all of these in the majority of cases.
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Yup, that kind of person that could frick new strange weekly or lock down an equally top tier partner depending on what they're looking for.
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Being of a normal weight is being a super model. Every time
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Iโm sure her kid will grow up to be a normally adjusted healthy member of society. Why is it so hard for r-slurs to not have kids
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Whats up with fat chicks with no tits?
Where all the fat going? her fupa?
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I just laughed at a srdine comment
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More like INto a moon lmao
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Seems like an odd case to me unless she's only swiping right on Gigachad. Like yeah she's not that attractive but it seems like she should be able to find a hookup if that's what she wants.
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b-word is getting ghosted. she must be making some wacko demands.
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3 years, 20 matches or swipes or something (I don't know how Tinder works because I'm not a burger or a whoore).
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lol
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Trans women proven real women yet again
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trans guy, so manlet with a front hole. though I'm not sure how FtMs fare with dating girls vs dating guys, I know a lot of gay guys are repulsed by kitty, but how many straight women would be willing to date a turbo manlet without a peepee?
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Ftm should just date s*x starved straggots. Not chaser, just pathetic.
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Every single time. No one even mentioned ๐๐๐ s.
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leave it to srdines to simp for an average looking poly single mom that fricks her dogs
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Think about it moids: why should ANY foid worth her salt choose a pathetic weak m*Le over a strong GVLDEN RETRIEVER? The GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't worry about silly things like "red flags" and "children" and "boob size" and "weight"; They see a tight, wet opening, they stick their peepee in it, it feels good so they keep on going. They pound into your girlfriend with such force she is moaning, begging for more doggy peepee. She is darn near pissing herself, but the GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't stop. His knot swells. Your girlfriend, mind blanked by orgasmic bliss, is bound to the GOLDEN BVLL for up to an hour while his Chad knot shrinks down, and her vaginal muscles milk every drop of GVLDEN RETRIEVER spunk. She will never look at you the same way again. S*x doesn't feel the same. She is "tired" most nights, yet you can hear the whimpering and moans from the bathroom when she takes Sparky in the bathroom to "take a shit with company". She tells you to go in the other room and "jerk it or something". You are ashamed. You are weak. You are crushed. But she will never love you again. Sparky plays with his chew toy.
Her stomach is swelling. That is strange, you think, as you two haven't had s*x in about 4 months and you had just gotten a vasectomy, per /r/childfree advice. She tells you it's hormones, but you see the worry in her eyes, the fear lying behind her nonchalant expression. Fricking Sparky, looks up at you and almost smiles. The fricking MUTT, having the nerve to smile at you. In a time like this? Why are you so fricking angry at this dog? What did he do?
5 more months has passed. The "bump" on her stomach is huge now. You worry it may be a freak-case tumor or something of the like, but you now are pretty sure she cheated on you at some point. With who? When? But most importantly, why? Sparky looks at you again, but this time, his face is blank. He shits on the floor.
It is now obvious she's in labor. She decided against going to the hospital, for reasons you were unsure of. Probably read a Reddit post on tub births or something. In any case, she is in pain, and you are doing as much as you can to help her birth the baby, even though you just know it isn't yours. That's okay though. When you find out who the father is you will kill them. How could he do this to your girlfriend? Why did she let him? Where is he? What is his race? Is his peepee bigger tha-
The baby is born. Or, rather, 6 babies are born? They are... furry. And yellow. And their ears are quite large. Holy shit. The fricking dog. Sparky. They look just like him! Except, they have human characteristics. They are grotesque to look at, you are sick to your stomach. You want to scream, to cry, to beg her to kill them, but she doesn't. She isn't doing much of anything actually. Just staring at them, with cold, dead eyes. She holds two up to her swollen breasts. They suckle, and whimper. They are alive. Sparky shits on the floor.
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look im gunna have 2 ask u 2 keep ur giant dumps in the potty not in my replys ๐ท๐ท๐ท
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RIP dratamard ๐๐คฒ
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I downvoted you for not understanding how procreation works.
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Gosh imaging being the dude where someone like that is the best you can do :-/
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Where tf do you live that this is average
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Why is she on tinder? Looks like she has a dog for every day of the work week. Weekends are for airing out.
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Places with a high % of single mothers
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dog walker
fat
notliketheothergirls
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Mogs me
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are you fat ?
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I'm 200 pounds at 6'2 so yeah. My face is even worse yet alone everything else.
Edit: Holy frick you people are right I do make everything a pity party. Guess I should
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200 pounds at 6'2 not bad , why are you not on groomercord with us
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Lmao I'm really not the type of user you want to be on groomercord with
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you dont scare us. Come join our fun palace
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Youโll break the rope you fat frick
No jk but thatโs not a terrible height/weight ratio, could be just fine depending on muscle
Are you SWOLE
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Yeah bro I'm totally swole that's why I larp as an incel on a niche internet forum. It's beyond over for me and I can see myself becoming Boogie in a few years. Luckily I only eat 1-2 meals a day so I don't gain a lot of weight but I could or rather should lose at least 5-10kilos. It's over anyways so why bother though.
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Use stims and starve yourself. A 500 cal daily diet+~1000 cal of exercise will lose you 2 kgs a week. Just a month
You can make it bro.
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You know what carp, I'm going for a run right now. Please ban me for an hour or longer so i don't look at this shithole.
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Lose the anime pfps on all social media, and that alone will put you up 20 chad points, totalling about -50.
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you can put not much effort and absolutely beat a surprising amount of the population, without even trying
let's take burgers:
even if you're not a burger the fats are increasing in pretty much every country that's not starving
you get the opportunity to be better than the majority of people by just eating less and being able to climb a flight of stairs without being out of breath why the frick wouldn't you take it
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frick off fakecel
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Lmao fatcel is volcel
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Yeah bro at my age I should really follow a strict diet
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Fatcel is volcel
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Literal 2/10
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It's not an average woman it's an average poly woman
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I took it to mean she's average for a poly woman, which is inherently... skewed
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if she were skinny she'd be a 7.
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Midwest, Bongistan and the post-industrial parts of Eastern Europe.
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And Boston
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midwest women
midwest men
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This b-word is way above average for the midwest. Drop 15 pounds and she's a Nebraska 10
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Sheโs starving by midwestern standards
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I'm almost scared to ask how good looking numerically you think she is?
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thats the average foid on bumble in new orleans
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Idk, that's fine rebound slampig material
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is that a serious comment. She is average looking .
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She's average if the best you can get is a 5
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pretty sure 5 is supposed to be the average score
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An average of 0-5 is about a 3
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oh ok
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Lol
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You need more confidence in yourself and better judgement in where you throw your genitals.
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He edited it and my comment no longer makes sense ๐ฉ
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She is fat
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Iโm moving this to the incel hole.
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darn Carp my respect for you like dropped, if you are simping for this bang average woman
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What
Sheโs HIDEOUS
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oh ok. see I am not mean like you.
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Tinder and other apps try to show you people who are roughly as attractive as yourself. A lot of ugly moids are going to think this is average.
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with fakeup her face is maybe 5 or 6/10, she's fat though. Definitely below average
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If you're not costal she is above average for Americans.
This is an Austin 8 and a Miami 4.
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She is a 4 by any standards in TX whatsoever lmao
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There is no coastal city where sheโs above a 3
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That's not very inclusive of you. Plenty of heckin valid women around.
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Not even in rural Arkansas is this above average
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Neighbor where do you live? Sea World? This b-word is disgusting
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lmfao I worked at SeaWorld and after one week I recalibrated my ratings due to so many butt ugly people going there.
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Sweaty just no, have better standards
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Average isn't pretty? That's not more than a standard deviation or two from the mean.
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10/10 in bongland !blackjack100
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!blackjack100
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!blackjack200
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!blackjack100
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!blackjack100
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!blackjack100
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!blackjack100
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American standards lmao
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Our women really are the worst
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Yeah for real you've not seen bongfoids
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Bong women still exist
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Are they as fat?
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Not only are they just as fat, they also drink about 10 cruisers a day and donโt mind pulling down their underwear to take a piss in public if nature suddenly calls while theyโre waiting for a kebab.
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You're right. It's seriously below average
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carp: omg she's gorgeous!!!
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How are so many of you so socially stunted that you took this to mean sheโs hot and not sheโs hideous
Thereโs even a disgusted marsey to serve as a tone indicator for dramautists
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Truly an enigma
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Fat with no titsโฆgod seems cruel
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Lose all the fat and she's slightly above average
Legit just add up the % of people with a badly fricked up face + the % of humonguous chonkers, and it's very easy to rise above the average with how much these two demographics dilute it.
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Probably on SRD
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ยกDios mรญo! ยกLa Abominaciรณn de los doce mil horrores!
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This is an 8 in Britain.
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Strange how she included a picture of her lover
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Heck obviously
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Cis yet doesnt pass
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She's below average, and gets pulled into the underworld by her vomitous aesthetic and lifestyle
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Let me foidtranslate for you:
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I know these things
OP isnโt a foid and called her average
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Her interests include โwalkingโ and โhikingโ
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