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Whats up with fat chicks with no tits?
Where all the fat going? her fupa?
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4 dogs is way too many
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I'm not really into single moms but if I was I'd prefer to date a poly woman over a monogamous woman. My reasoning is that I'd never date a single mom long-term because I want kids of my own, and the monogamous single moms are usually looking to entrap somebody into being their baby daddy. But the poly single moms are just looking to get laid and are less likely to become enraged and bipolar when they find out that you're just looking to hit it and quit it.
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I’m sure her kid will grow up to be a normally adjusted healthy member of society. Why is it so hard for r-slurs to not have kids
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I just laughed at a srdine comment
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More like INto a moon lmao
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I support the poly woman. Tinder needs to step up or fail.
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I've said this before but the only people who can remotely make poly relationships work are people so desirable they have no reason to be poly. You have to be good looking, intelligent, confident, mature, patient, and not jealous. People who go down the poly route fail all of these in the majority of cases.
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Yup, that kind of person that could frick new strange weekly or lock down an equally top tier partner depending on what they're looking for.
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A lot of people thirst for poly women, at least the first time they encounter one because they assume it means she wants a lot of s*x. But alas it means she's usually weird looking and wants to maximise orbiters and are actually probably harder to frick than just a normal girl.
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i know someone who copes with nearly this exact line, except they got into poly to fix their attachment issues and ended up in the pysch ward multiple times over it
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Wow, that's really sad. I'm glad I'm not like that.
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there's a lot of "OP, ur ugly, fat, poly, a mom, and have giant dogs. of course no one wants yer fat ugly butt!" in that thread. so i decided to actually look at her pictures and...i'm disappointed. she's not really that fat OR that ugly.
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For a young woman who is dating she's not even mediocre
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yeah, she's not skinny and hot but...the overwhelming amount of "YOU ARE FAT AND UGLY THAT'S WHY NO ONE LIKES YOU" is a bit much.
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Wow you have low standards.
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She's overweight but not a full on chonker. Also she's taller than average which would make it easier to shed some lbs. But also good make up and hair.
But honestly even with the dogs, kid, and poly she will get matches, they're just not guys attractive enough for her. If she dropped the poly thing (or heck just said "interested in causal relationships") she could easily get more matches.
That being said it's funny how SRDines whine about the comments being mean to her. If a poly 5'5, 180 lb dude with a kid and 4 dogs made this post no one would bat an eye about him being told "the dogs and the kid and the poly lower your chances enough. So lose the weight fatty"
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Gosh imaging being the dude where someone like that is the best you can do :-/
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Literally linking to comments with 0 replies as if it's drama. Have they gone mask off about being a callout sub now?
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Yes but I'm seeing the replies. Did you get blocked by all of them?
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https://old.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/wjelg8/am_i_doing_something_wrong/iji9mcj/?context=3&sort=controversial
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I'm never able to make it past 3-4 comments in SRD before I want to repeatedly slam a car door on my head.
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Sure it was sweetie. Sure
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Seems like an odd case to me unless she's only swiping right on Gigachad. Like yeah she's not that attractive but it seems like she should be able to find a hookup if that's what she wants.
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3 years, 20 matches or swipes or something (I don't know how Tinder works because I'm not a burger or a whoore).
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b-word is getting ghosted. she must be making some wacko demands.
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misread that as low poly woman and it still fit
imagine lookin like a fat fallout 3 npc without mods
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Also single mom, 29 (probably 32), working at as a mail sorter LMAOOOOOO. Pizza careermatch
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lol
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Every single time. No one even mentioned 🚂🚃🚃 s.
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Trans women proven real women yet again
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trans guy, so manlet with a front hole. though I'm not sure how FtMs fare with dating girls vs dating guys, I know a lot of gay guys are repulsed by kitty, but how many straight women would be willing to date a turbo manlet without a peepee?
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Ftm should just date s*x starved straggots. Not chaser, just pathetic.
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Being of a normal weight is being a super model. Every time
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A fat single mother that wants a poly relationship. What man would want that? If those white knighting SRDine strags feel that sorry for her then they can go frick her.
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you and i both know that they would jump at the opportunity.
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A flatso with a busted face living in a filthy hog den that smells like the 5 dog peepees she is taking. How much you want to bet that the daughter she refuses to show is black.
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Why would that matter?
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What’re you trying to imply?
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leave it to srdines to simp for an average looking poly single mom that fricks her dogs
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Think about it moids: why should ANY foid worth her salt choose a pathetic weak m*Le over a strong GVLDEN RETRIEVER? The GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't worry about silly things like "red flags" and "children" and "boob size" and "weight"; They see a tight, wet opening, they stick their peepee in it, it feels good so they keep on going. They pound into your girlfriend with such force she is moaning, begging for more doggy peepee. She is darn near pissing herself, but the GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't stop. His knot swells. Your girlfriend, mind blanked by orgasmic bliss, is bound to the GOLDEN BVLL for up to an hour while his Chad knot shrinks down, and her vaginal muscles milk every drop of GVLDEN RETRIEVER spunk. She will never look at you the same way again. S*x doesn't feel the same. She is "tired" most nights, yet you can hear the whimpering and moans from the bathroom when she takes Sparky in the bathroom to "take a shit with company". She tells you to go in the other room and "jerk it or something". You are ashamed. You are weak. You are crushed. But she will never love you again. Sparky plays with his chew toy.
Her stomach is swelling. That is strange, you think, as you two haven't had s*x in about 4 months and you had just gotten a vasectomy, per /r/childfree advice. She tells you it's hormones, but you see the worry in her eyes, the fear lying behind her nonchalant expression. Fricking Sparky, looks up at you and almost smiles. The fricking MUTT, having the nerve to smile at you. In a time like this? Why are you so fricking angry at this dog? What did he do?
5 more months has passed. The "bump" on her stomach is huge now. You worry it may be a freak-case tumor or something of the like, but you now are pretty sure she cheated on you at some point. With who? When? But most importantly, why? Sparky looks at you again, but this time, his face is blank. He shits on the floor.
It is now obvious she's in labor. She decided against going to the hospital, for reasons you were unsure of. Probably read a Reddit post on tub births or something. In any case, she is in pain, and you are doing as much as you can to help her birth the baby, even though you just know it isn't yours. That's okay though. When you find out who the father is you will kill them. How could he do this to your girlfriend? Why did she let him? Where is he? What is his race? Is his peepee bigger tha-
The baby is born. Or, rather, 6 babies are born? They are... furry. And yellow. And their ears are quite large. Holy shit. The fricking dog. Sparky. They look just like him! Except, they have human characteristics. They are grotesque to look at, you are sick to your stomach. You want to scream, to cry, to beg her to kill them, but she doesn't. She isn't doing much of anything actually. Just staring at them, with cold, dead eyes. She holds two up to her swollen breasts. They suckle, and whimper. They are alive. Sparky shits on the floor.
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I downvoted you for not understanding how procreation works.
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look im gunna have 2 ask u 2 keep ur giant dumps in the potty not in my replys 😷😷😷
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RIP dratamard 🙏🤲
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.>Single mother
.>white woman with dogs
.>True crime enjoyer
.>Pro Choice
.>FAT!
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Try \> next time
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no
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she fat ur n I wonder bout her teeth bc she not smiling but her face ain’t ugly imo she could be cute with better styling
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You forgot the hair brother she's letting you know with the aposematism
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Straggots: I CAN FIX HER
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This is the final boss of white women
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So Hillary fricks dogs, huh?
Suddenly I'm much more forgiving of Bill.
Edit - Wait, he fricked a couple dogs too.
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You forget to mention the danger hair and crazy eyes, sweaty. It paints an even grimmer picture
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It's really a 'whole package' problem tbh.
If someones otherwise normal and sane having funny coloured hair is not gonna put many people off.
If someones otherwise normal and sane having a small child is still gonna be deal breaker for most but theres no shortage of dumb moids.
If someones otherwise normal and sane having four large dogs is gonna absolutely be a deal breaker for most but theres no shortage of dumb ruralcels.
If someones otherwise normal and sane being polyamorous is gonna be a definite nope from 99% of society but theres no shortage of desperate moids.
The problem is finding a dumb, desperate, ruralcel, who's okay with spending the weekend looking after a small child and four large dogs that aren't his own while his wife spends it getting railed by his neighbour.
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Every SRDines dream woman.
Fricks other men while they do housework
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Close to dream, but she needs to make more money so I while I don't have a job I can still buy funkos
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I want a girlfriend who can afford a four bedroom apartment (I don't like houses because they need lawn care...) so that I can have a room for funkos and one for marvel movie prop replicas. I have curio cabinets from goodwill in a storage unit but nowhere to put them (and the storage unit is expensive ;_:), and my dining nook in my 1bdr apartment is just a solid floor to ceiling grid of funkos rn... I really need more room and plus I'm really horny so I hope I find a rich girlfriend soon
bonus if she can cook good haha
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Why is she on Tinder when she has dogs?
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wants someone to watch her child
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get a nanny dog
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Pibbles are for when they can't get a post-birth abortion
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So true!
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Because Aevann actually responds to requests from users.
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The only people with worse ideas about how to run a site than the current jannies are the current users
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das rite
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Add poly, ugly, and purple hair to the mix.
Add absolutely no indication of what she brings to the table other than a literal ton of baggage to the mix
Least delusional woman
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