KING COX

It looks beautiful from what I saw omg

Need aevann to add a one click access button soon tho

Or at least make that link work

What's X?

I love gambling

>two money sinks released at the same time

Please buy my hats so I can afford to gamble so I can afford to buy hats thx

Ngl this bums me out a little bit. I won't forgive you guys until you make up for it by adding craps or something. Were people really that bothered by goomble spam even though it was auto-hidden?

The game is fricking rigged.

My last goomble comment was a win so I go out happy.

@McCoxmaul

Give us a moment to fix things

You’re rigging the blackjack tables aren’t you?!

I just broke blackjack by betting 50 Marsey bucks

I bet 50 Marsey Bucks it gave me an error saying I coudn't do that, but when I reloaded the page a black game started. I somehow instantly lost despite staying at a 20 and now blackjack says it needs a moment to be fixed

!blackjack100

The blackjack game is 100% rigged and I lost 1000 coins because I hit a zero and couldn't see how much I bet

2/10 experience

Bug: 10 card displays as X

Blackjack suggestion: display the value of each hand, above the cards for dealer and below for player

Could we get a guide on how to actually play these games? Knowing slot payouts and shit might be useful.

I foresee a rise in gambleposting in the future now that it is no longer a social activity.

lost everything :(

All I want is real time poker with you chaps

I'm getting a 404

@Aevann casino is buggy as heck. Stuck on this every refresh and hitting deal just says pushed.

Shut it down, your coders are incompetent.

!blackjack106

the culture of spamming golden marsey comments with gambling attempts will be missed

may you all lose every dramacoin you own

i broke blackjack lol

My blackjack broke - got pushed and now hitting deal just shows the result of the last game.

Show of hands, who remembered Wordle was a thing here

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It sucks not having a social aspect though, i enjoyed gambling to determine if I'd donate/award someone and everyone could see the results.

At the moment there's less suspense with blackjack. The wait for the comment to update helped

This is a bad idea. What do I do when I see a golden marsey now?

!blackjack100

Can you make a thread/log that posts all gambling moments, with the ability to link to certain gambles? I miss being able to show everyone when I accidentally !blackjack50000 instead of !blackjack500

Just something like modlog but it just posts gambling results

What the frick does X mean in blackjack? I’m assuming 10? I just lost a game cause I had no idea. I demand my 100 dc back

wheres the fun in being able to watch people lose all their life saving in public now

@McCoxmaul I 9300 DC and got a push in blackjack but now it's stuck on perma-push and I can't bet or play.

!blackjack100

rigged now im poor

hey @McCoxmaul when you get blackjack (A/10) right now it crashes the page, instead of saying "blackjack!"

just a heads up

@McCoxmaul Bug/feature request idk. When getting a blackjack as opening hand the game doesnt display anything and freezes until you refresh the page. Fix it NOW

cool !slots1000

also please add a total wins/losses per 'session'

like on the page it will say '-250dc this session' so you can keep track of how much you're being scammed

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Bug report: blackjack hand pushed and now it won’t ever redeal a new hand

Can I design a competitive game users can wager points against each other for

Can you remove the minimum bet limit?

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Your roll: 4723