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(changelog) Moved casino functionality to its own page

  • Casino games are no longer comment-based.

  • https://rdrama.net/casino is now the place to gamble, and currently has Slots, Blackjack and Lottershe.

  • As you gamble, you can see your dramacoin and marseybux go up and down without refreshing the page.

  • New games will be added as time goes on.

  • New animations, textures, etc will also be added. I know it looks basic AF right now, but I already have some assets that will make it fresher.

  • All prior comment-based gambling data will be migrated by @Snakes in the next few weeks.

  • In a future update, each casino game will have a feed of user activity, as well as slots for leaderboard positions.

  • Also in that update, the badges previously showcased by carp will go live.

To those of you who really liked the social aspect of gambling, such as people gambling in threads with golden marseys, I empathize. It was a tough decision we ultimately agreed on.

NOTE: As of now, wordle is entirely unaffected and is still comment-based.

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The key to winning at gambling is to not stop until you win

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KING COX

It looks beautiful from what I saw omg

Need aevann to add a one click access button soon tho

Or at least make that link work


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He hasn't actually deployed it, yet. There is a header icon for both mobile and desktop in the release.

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If I could buy you a hat I would :marseykneel:


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That would be a good :marseysoutherner: feature actually :marseyakshually: :marseyexcited:

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where's poker?

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You are actually bad at coding. I’ve never seen such incompetence. It’s stuck on this, refresh does nothing. Deal does nothing. Absolute garbage. I’d fire you for pushing this.

!blackjack106

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What's X?

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10. they had the same bug when blackjack :marseygambling: was first :marseywinner: introduced

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It's not a bug. 10 is two characters, X is one. The styles assume a single character for the card value atm.

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Design oversight, codecel :marseycapybigbrain: autism/laziness, whatever you want to call :marseyphonecall: it

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I'll go with laziness

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Just use this: 🔟

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Laziness is certain, incompetence is also certain. Stuck on this. Fix it. Or just bring back the comment based blackjack because this is garbage.

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If I get 3 in a row do I win?

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Yes, be sure :marseyagreefast: to double down if you're dealt two X cards. Do not split under :marseyhandsup: any circumstances.

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Also,

Change ur name :marseypinkname: to Albussy_Dumbledussy already

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How about albussy_dumbledonger again?

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NO

:#marseywitchtriggered:

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Pls respect :marseykneel: my pronouns

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More comments

:marseyshy:

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:marseyagreefast:

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!!meme

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it means you lose

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Literally the best drug

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Amps are the best, but goombling is a close second. When combined they become something greater than the sum of its parts.

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I love gambling

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>two money sinks released at the same time

Please buy my hats so I can afford to gamble so I can afford to buy hats thx

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Ngl this bums me out a little bit. I won't forgive you guys until you make up for it by adding craps or something. Were people really that bothered by goomble spam even though it was auto-hidden?

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yes


!slotsmb100

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who

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The game is fricking rigged.

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My last goomble comment was a win so I go out happy.

@McCoxmaul

:#praiseallah:

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i think the last person to ever inline gamble deserves a badge

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Probably Carp then.

EDIT: Seems to be @Enrico_Motassa actually.

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frick yeah

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I bet 1000DC and it didn't goomble, so at least I didn't lose a grand :marseyshrug:

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Give :marseyitsover: us a moment :marseycringe2: to fix things

You’re rigging the blackjack :marseygambling: tables aren’t you?! :marseyschizoshaking:

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I just :marseyblops2chadcel2: broke blackjack :marseygambling: by betting 50 Marsey :merdesey: bucks :marseytroll:

I bet 50 Marsey :marje: Bucks it gave me an error :marseybug: saying I coudn't do that, but when I reloaded the page a black :marseykwanza: game :marseydagothur2: started. I somehow instantly lost despite staying at a 20 and now blackjack :marseygambling: says it needs :marseyspecial: a moment :marseycringe2: to be fixed

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A mysterious bug has made blackjack shared. Looking into it now.

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!blackjack100

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Rip

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!blackjack1000

:marseyc#rying:

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The blackjack game is 100% rigged and I lost 1000 coins because I hit a zero and couldn't see how much I bet

2/10 experience

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Seriously I got a 20 like 3 times and the dealer got a blackjack every single time before I even got 1 win from the new casino. I legit want a refund forr the 1000

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Bug: 10 card :marseycard: displays as X

Blackjack suggestion: display :marseyidio3: the value of each hand, above the cards :marseyyugi: for dealer and below for player :marseychadthundercock:

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It's latin you r-slur learn some culture

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Latinx, bigot :marseyracist:

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NOTABUG

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:marseybsod::#marseymini:

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Could we get a guide on how to actually play these games? Knowing slot payouts and shit might be useful.

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Good idea.

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I foresee a rise in gambleposting in the future now that it is no longer a social activity.

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lost everything :(

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All I want is real time poker with you chaps

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I'm getting a 404

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@Aevann casino is buggy as heck. Stuck on this every refresh and hitting deal just says pushed.

Shut it down, your coders are incompetent.

!blackjack106

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the culture of spamming golden marsey comments with gambling attempts will be missed

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may you all lose every dramacoin you own

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Man…

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i click and nothing happens now

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i broke blackjack lol

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My blackjack broke - got pushed and now hitting deal just shows the result of the last game.

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Show of hands, who remembered Wordle was a thing here

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It sucks not having a social aspect though, i enjoyed gambling to determine if I'd donate/award someone and everyone could see the results.

At the moment there's less suspense with blackjack. The wait for the comment to update helped


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!wordle is no more?

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dude frickin rip

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Your roll: 9518

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This is a bad idea. What :marseygasp: do I do when I see a golden :goldenshower: marsey :marsoyhype: now?

!blackjack100

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This is really awkward :marseyhelp: but I'm touching grass :marseygrass: and don't have good :marseythumbsup: enough reception to watch :marseysal2: a movie.

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Can you make :marseyyarn: a thread/log that posts all gambling moments, with the ability to link to certain gambles? I miss being able to show everyone when I accidentally !blackjack50000 instead of !blackjack500

Just something like modlog but it just :marseyblops2chadcel: posts gambling results

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What the frick does X mean in blackjack? I’m assuming 10? I just lost a game cause I had no idea. I demand my 100 dc back

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wheres the fun in being able to watch people lose all their life saving in public now

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@McCoxmaul I 9300 DC and got a push in blackjack :marseygambling: but now it's stuck on perma-push and I can't bet or play.

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Yeah pushes are fricked, I’m not at my computer or I’d fix

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it's all good :marseyclappingglasses: I thought I'd just :marseyblops2chadcel2: send you another bug report

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!blackjack100

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rigged now im poor :marseywagie:

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hey @McCoxmaul when you get blackjack (A/10) right now it crashes the page, instead of saying "blackjack!"

just a heads up

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@McCoxmaul Bug/feature request idk. When getting a blackjack as opening hand the game doesnt display anything and freezes until you refresh the page. Fix it NOW

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cool !slots1000

also please add a total wins/losses per 'session'

like on the page it will say '-250dc this session' so you can keep track of how much you're being scammed

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Banned users are permitted to appeal their bans.

When they do so, they must propose and defend a thesis that they are able and willing to participate in good faith, and that they regret the errors they made which led to the ban.

This space is valuable. Our time and efforts and skills as moderators are valuable. The mission of this subreddit is valuable.

Wasting our time / resources on purpose is bad faith engagement. Demanding labour from us which we are not volunteering to provide, is theft. Derailing and hijacking this subreddit is impermissible.

One -- just one -- of our moderator staff banned more than 300 users in the past 30 days. That alone is still less than 1% of all the moderation activity on this subreddit. We are constantly deluged by trolls and bigots seeking to stop this subreddit, harass us into silence, and sabotage the point of this subreddit.

We don't put up with it.

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!blackjack100

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Bug report: blackjack hand pushed and now it won’t ever redeal a new hand

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Can I design a competitive game users can wager points against each other for

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Can you remove the minimum bet limit?

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The new meta is #rolling in comments. Odds are good, evens are bad. Quads are extra good. >= 9000 is also good >= 9900 is double plus good. >9990 is mega good. 9999 and you make a post about it.

Your roll: 4723

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Your roll: 6723

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Your roll: 6387

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Your roll: 3803

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Your roll: 6972

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Your roll: 5529

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Screw you mimic. I'll win it back

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Your roll: 2603

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!blackjack100

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To those of you who really liked the social aspect of gambling, such as people gambling in threads with golden marseys, I empathize.

:marseycry: I thought it was a bit spammy, but I just about managed to insult someone which was fun. Maybe allow it on a very limited number of threads?

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Thanks for Blackjack @McCoxmaul

:praiseallah:

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Bug: if you try to bet less than 100 coins it says Wager must be more than 100 {currency}. and you have to reload the page before you can try again.

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Goomblephobia! This is anuddah Shoah of our people

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