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Fake news. Everyone knows that Donald Trump has the biggest hands, big, beautiful, gigantic hands: the biggest.

They don't make hands like Domald Trump's any more, folks. Anyone who says Donald Trump has small hands is doing the agendaposting.

Every time I look down at my keyboard, I'm reminded by how big his hands are (I have a signed photograph) where he's shaking hands with a very important person, and believe me those are big hands. He's shaking hands with the president of England, I was there, it happened, and he says "Mister Trump you have very large hands" and he told him "I know, they're very large," and you know why they're big; they gotta do a lot of yanking and pulling, you know, of papers. You gotta pump, gotta pump some iron, you gotta.

If you go down to the Walk of Fame in New York, and it's true you can go see it if you don't believe me, donald trump has an impression of his hands there than they're very large with proportional fingers, they're not small. People come up to me and they say "How does Donald Trump have such large digits?" and I tell them "You know, you gotta, it's genetics; he has very good jeans, the best jeans, they're in his blood" and they're like "wow," and it's true!

So if you want to have big hands, you have to buy some Trump Jeans, folks, they're not expensive, only $99.99 a pair, go buy some, they're great.

God bless the USA, God bless America, and God bless the United States! Thank you!