welcome to the @TED_SIMP update
we’ve worked very hard on this for a very long time
it is the result of months and months of collaborative effort between dozens of team members
enjoy 🙏🏽
(if you don’t enjoy for some reason, u can buy Beano in the shop)
(this will just run for a few days don’t stress)
(though aevann made me a toggle to switch it on and off in the future at will)
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why are you so obsessed
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You can delete your account and start new!
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Based House Simpire user???
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no!
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Yeah hasn't carp heard of HAES? Don't worry ted plus sized people are hecking valid!
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what
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the joke is that he only likes skinny women
Carp needs a chonker in his life
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do you think if i get fat he’ll leave me alone?
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Maybe if you get fit, you can beat him up and break his ribcage.
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good thing i know where he lives
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in a river, like the stupid fish he is.
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help me plan my revenge
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