FARTMODE IS LIVE

welcome to the @TED_SIMP update

we’ve worked very hard on this for a very long time

it is the result of months and months of collaborative effort between dozens of team members

enjoy 🙏🏽

(if you don’t enjoy for some reason, u can buy Beano in the shop)
(this will just run for a few days don’t stress)
(though aevann made me a toggle to switch it on and off in the future at will)


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17334134537326243.webp

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why are you so obsessed

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You can delete your account and start new!

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no!

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Based House Simpire user???

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Yeah hasn't carp heard of HAES? Don't worry ted plus sized people are hecking valid!

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what

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the joke is that he only likes skinny women

Carp needs a chonker in his life

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do you think if i get fat he’ll leave me alone?

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Maybe if you get fit, you can beat him up and break his ribcage.

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good thing i know where he lives

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in a river, like the stupid fish he is.

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help me plan my revenge

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