The Census results are in and badges have been distributed!
Unfortunately I realized after the first two that I'd been writing "21" instead of "22" for the year and I was too lazy to fix them, so these are rare, limited edition (TEMPORAL FLUX EDITION) badges. This is reflected in the tooltip when you hover over (or for mobile chads, tap on) the badge and look at its name. Wow!
Those of you who voted correctly and selected Columbine 
Day have received the coolest badge, the Columbine Enthusiast (TEMPORAL FLUX EDITION) Badge
This day was a terrible tragedy and set off the epidemic of school shootings still persisting in the West to this day. Many lives were taken, more were ruined that day. Shame on everyone who voted otherwise. You get inferior badges.
The Hitler 
Day segment of the voting populace received the 21st Century Hitlerite (TEMPORAL FLUX EDITION) Badge. It is lackluster, because they should be ashamed of themselves, and it is cast in silver, because they will never be winners.
The Weed 
Day demographic received this hideous Duterte's Most Wanted (TEMPORAL FLUX EDITION) Badge. It looks like butt because I had people trying to trick me into what color is actually green and I got flustered and also weed is gay and so are you. Stop doing drugs, losers.
And, finally, those of you who voted "Wednesday 
day" do not get a badge. Of course it's Wednesday. What a boring fricking answer, why would you get rewarded for that? Instead, you've received the (minor) payout from the Census, a paltry like 474 dramacoin. Use it to live a little and maybe get some imagination. God you're dull. Bet you have leftovers on New Years Eve and go to bed at 10:30. Nerds.
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Give me a badge anyway
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I was really happy when I got the money but then I saw the post and I’m really sad.
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Imagine being happy over 400 dramacoins
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How u even get so many I always wonder
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I would say my jewish genes but I lost 40k gambling so that would be a lie
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!slots 100
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Lol I always confuse u with
@Certifiedbussyoperator
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Same color name, same first letter, similar profile picture, both have much coin, both
- his earnings are more suspicious though
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Hes pretty broke now though
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Post a lot and be funny in at least one in three posts.
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Wasn't asking you, poorcel
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That's like 3x your poor arse sonny
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True score is the only thing that matters
You: Beta grasstoucher 31.4K marseypoints since last July
Me: chad neetmaxxxxxxer 33.8K marseypoints since January
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Why would truescore matter more than DCs?
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be r-slurred and post a lot
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The key is always to not be boring
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sometimes it is to choose the stupidest answers
others it is to choose the correct boring answers
others still even i dont know the answer until it is time to make a badge and i have to come up with rationale for one of the answers
the system works
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Speaking of badges, I’m missing one I should’ve got.
https://rdrama.net/post/16583/megathread-posts-here-marseys-or-other/1669901?context=8#context
Could I please get a patron of the arts badge for my sponsored marsey?
Le edit: Thank you, Daddy.
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🚨Bard bot alert!🚨
Reset the counter. Current counter was: 0 days, 2 hours, 33 minutes
Record is 0 days, 21 hours
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This one was triggered by an emoji, but I thought emojis were excluded from the consideration?
(NB exclude enlarged/mirrored versions as well)
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I haven't seen that marsey before, is it a new one?
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Yeah, I think so.
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It keeps it interesting
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the moon hut badge will always be my favorite
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I missed both skeptic/theorist badges and for that I will never forgive myself
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Btw when is the next secret admin dramacoin printing orgy? Im looking to get to 100k again.
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I hope blood comes out the next time you pee.
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