The Census results are in and badges have been distributed!
Unfortunately I realized after the first two that I'd been writing "21" instead of "22" for the year and I was too lazy to fix them, so these are rare, limited edition (TEMPORAL FLUX EDITION) badges. This is reflected in the tooltip when you hover over (or for mobile chads, tap on) the badge and look at its name. Wow!
Those of you who voted correctly and selected Columbine 
Day have received the coolest badge, the Columbine Enthusiast (TEMPORAL FLUX EDITION) Badge
This day was a terrible tragedy and set off the epidemic of school shootings still persisting in the West to this day. Many lives were taken, more were ruined that day. Shame on everyone who voted otherwise. You get inferior badges.
The Hitler 
Day segment of the voting populace received the 21st Century Hitlerite (TEMPORAL FLUX EDITION) Badge. It is lackluster, because they should be ashamed of themselves, and it is cast in silver, because they will never be winners.
The Weed 
Day demographic received this hideous Duterte's Most Wanted (TEMPORAL FLUX EDITION) Badge. It looks like butt because I had people trying to trick me into what color is actually green and I got flustered and also weed is gay and so are you. Stop doing drugs, losers.
And, finally, those of you who voted "Wednesday 
day" do not get a badge. Of course it's Wednesday. What a boring fricking answer, why would you get rewarded for that? Instead, you've received the (minor) payout from the Census, a paltry like 474 dramacoin. Use it to live a little and maybe get some imagination. God you're dull. Bet you have leftovers on New Years Eve and go to bed at 10:30. Nerds.
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dude weed lmao
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part of the description!
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lol nice
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wtf I missed ur stupid poll
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/r/stupidpol
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Materialism, the pol
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Give me a badge anyway
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I was really happy when I got the money but then I saw the post and I’m really sad.
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Imagine being happy over 400 dramacoins
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How u even get so many I always wonder
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Post a lot and be funny in at least one in three posts.
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Wasn't asking you, poorcel
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That's like 3x your poor arse sonny
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True score is the only thing that matters
You: Beta grasstoucher 31.4K marseypoints since last July
Me: chad neetmaxxxxxxer 33.8K marseypoints since January
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Why would truescore matter more than DCs?
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be r-slurred and post a lot
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The key is always to not be boring
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sometimes it is to choose the stupidest answers
others it is to choose the correct boring answers
others still even i dont know the answer until it is time to make a badge and i have to come up with rationale for one of the answers
the system works
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Speaking of badges, I’m missing one I should’ve got.
https://rdrama.net/post/16583/megathread-posts-here-marseys-or-other/1669901?context=8#context
Could I please get a patron of the arts badge for my sponsored marsey?
Le edit: Thank you, Daddy.
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🚨Bard bot alert!🚨
Reset the counter. Current counter was: 0 days, 2 hours, 33 minutes
Record is 0 days, 21 hours
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This one was triggered by an emoji, but I thought emojis were excluded from the consideration?
(NB exclude enlarged/mirrored versions as well)
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I haven't seen that marsey before, is it a new one?
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Yeah, I think so.
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It keeps it interesting
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the moon hut badge will always be my favorite
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I missed both skeptic/theorist badges and for that I will never forgive myself
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Btw when is the next secret admin dramacoin printing orgy? Im looking to get to 100k again.
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I hope blood comes out the next time you pee.
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Carp please ping me in any badge events Im missing too many badges
Also I would have voted for hitler cause Im german
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Explains a lot.
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pls give badge
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L
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I literally gave you the hex code to use
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BEFORE that
and i still dont believe thats the right green
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Why don't you just use the eyedropper tool?
I think weed green is usually a little earthier but it looks fine as is
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cuz maybe the source image is the wrong shade and only good from the lighting
or its a stylized image of a pot leaf
or its just a bad image and the color is wrong
it is UNRELIABLE
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I guess that makes sense, what an emotional evening this has been for you
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I should probably do a real carpcrying
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He should probably have his eyes closed and be facing the direction he's pointing to then lol, but I like it your way better. I thought he was flailing his fins but one of them is limp
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I thought Id change it as little possible cause fish dont really show emotions but that backfired
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It did not backfire, its one of my favourite marseys
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if theres one thing I always take seriously its graphic design.
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there shoulda been another green badge..spring green 😔
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I told him to use orange instead so it contrasts with the pot leaf
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I voted for the Wednesday day because all the other answers were too burger-centric and I didn't want to be part of their cultural imperialism 😤
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Fish you're spoiling me
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Can you become nocturnal so I'll stop sleeping through all the badge posts?
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holy shit, how did miss the 4/20 post while in the philippines not smoking pot cause i was stuck with duterte as pres ?!?!
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Ah shit my account is new but I really want that Hitler badge
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WTF this is by far the best badge. You should chud yourself for 2 days cheater
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i didn't get my hiterlino badge
also when is Penny getting the badge she is owed?
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What the frick are those things in the Columbine badge?
Also give me a special Sylveon birthday badgeJump in the discussion.
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since it was "wednesday day" and not "wednesday" , can we get a badge for voting for the r-slurred option?
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Frick you carp. Give me a badge
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VOTE CORRECTLY MOTHERLOVER
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I missed another badge opportunity?
kms
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This was an excellent post and everyone should feel proud.
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I specifically remember picking the option you picked (Hitler) because I figured you'd pick the one that guaranteed a badge. You changed your vote.
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You can’t change bet answers!
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Carp, if you're ever in chicago and not gross let me know and I'll show you how weed is actually good and not cringe.
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Hey! I stay up till 12 on New Years, then I go to bed.
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I didn’t vote but I still think I should get a badge anyway. I’ll give you like 2k Dramacoins even
Edit: this fricking gay butt poll that I missed caused me to drop down one whole leaderboard position and I demand reparations this is bullshit Carp
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give me a badge thats just goatse plz carp
https://classicreload.com/win3x-skifree.html
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Darn, I wish I had enough coin
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I missed the census wtf
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!slots474
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I turboposted to get coins for the poll and all I got was this lousy rat porn.
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What if I want all badges but the Hitler one
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Could I have some free awards to go with my consolation 4/20 blaze it cute twink badge
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are u still giving out the badges? i voted weed day and i didn't get the badge
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GOOD I RATHER HAVE THE MONEY THAN THE STUPID BADGE
!SLOTS474
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WELL FRICK
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Wednesday stay winning
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can i have a badge
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Smoke weed every day.
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Badger? I barely even know her
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Kool. PLAy Rerun """AMERICAN PICKERS""" Thx
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Snapshots:
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
ghostarchive.org (click to archive)
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this is emotional blackmail.
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the filenames are 420COL 420HIT and 420420
i thought 420420 was nice
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