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S sneed/sneed TOTAL SOREN ASSIMILATION  2yr ago (text post) 475 thread views #91647

Schizocel codemaxxxes

>be schizocel

>add automatic schizoupsoren on all stupidhole posts

>also add automatic schizodownsoren on all Sorenposts

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>:#chadfixedkingcapy:

>:#capygitcommitpat:

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>SyntaxError: invalid syntax. Maybe you meant '==' or ':=' instead of '='?

thankfully, Python isn't as r-slurred as C

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Wtf is := trans lives matter

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Walrus operator.

!blackjack105

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code representation of peepee and balls

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Ah yes, the reign of nanny-compilers

if I want to if(x = y), it's my god given right to not be NAGGED at by some ZOOMER MACHINE

dude bussy lmao

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or K&R could design a language properly so that this doesn't happen:

https://freedom-to-tinker.com/2013/10/09/the-linux-backdoor-attempt-of-2003

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K&R stands for Kode Review, idiot. that's what is more important than any zoomer zoom zoom zoomies language

>"NOOOO MY HECKIN BACKDOOR"

Yeah, do code review, not an issue. for example, if you keep being such a cute twink I'll inspect your backdoor.

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yes, let a human do useless busywork when machines can do it better :marseyspecial:

also, imagine downmarseying on rdrama.net :marseyishygddt:

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Downdongers have the same effect as upsorens on your post/comment ranking and they both give you one dramacoin and increase your truescore by one

The only difference is it decreases the vote counter on your comment/post, but if enough people upsoren you and also downsoren you on the same comment/post its marked as controversial and turns the vote counter to orange, which makes it stand out more and makes ppl more likely to vote on your post

Being that this is a community for drama controversial comments are a badge of honor

Tldr embrace the downdongers and focus your seething on dramacels who comment without voting

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yup i knew that, was just fishing for more downsorens

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:#marseyschizochadbasedcapylove::#chadpat:

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embrace the downdongers

Your bussy should absolutely do

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machines can't make your code not suck, chud. God gave us brains, and we used them to make machines, not the other way around. it's not the machine's job to tell you what to do, unless you're stupid.

Are you stupid, Idiot? Are you? Little idiot boy? Need a wittle combuter to tell you what to do??

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>SyntaxError: invalid syntax. Maybe you meant '==' or ':=' instead of '='?

DON'T TELL ME WHAT I CAN OR CAN'T DO, TOASTER

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zoomer zoom zoom zoomies language

Python is literally older than you.

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Python is as much of a programming language as foids are people

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(((Lua))) > c > python CMV

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:#marseyrave: :#marseyrave: :#marseyrave: 

error[E0308]: mismatched types
 --> src/main.rs:3:8
  |
3 |     if x = 0 {
  |        ^^^^^ expected `bool`, found `()`
  |
help: you might have meant to compare for equality
  |
3 |     if x == 0 {
  |          ~~

this is why rust :marseyrave: >>> everything else

edit: thanks @Aevann for not letting me escape the colon sign in code blocks :marseyschizochadthankscapylove:

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Huh, I guess Rust really is more r-slur-friendly

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Js is the premier language

:#marseytwerking:

:marseycoin::marseycoin::marseycoin:
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>while assignments require copy-pasting the same line twice or do-while

imagine thinking this is desirable :marseybeansick:

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the Python developers thought of that and introduced the walrus operator

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