Hiiiiiiiiii! Aevann had a really wonderful idea this morning after I posted that thread titled “There are more cases of monkeypox among children than women. What does this mean gaybros??” with a link to a monkeypox study.
Before we proceed, I’d like to clarify something: almost a hundred of you upvoted this thread in like an hour. The thing is, the study linked didn’t say that. The study linked had nothing to do with women and children. It was just a random study about monkeypox, I have no clue what it said. You’re reactionary morons, all of you. Some of you gloated. Some of you defended it - “maybe it’s from roughhousing, maybe it’s child superspreader events.” You’re all idiots. Not one person even clicked the thing, the title alone would have given away that it was just some completely irrelevant study. Shame on you.
Anyway, back to the topic at hand: Aevann had this really great idea to give our r-slurs a home without having to constantly clean it up for free and/or banish them to another platform. The deuxrama experiment was terrible and it was terribly mismanaged by the tards appointed to it. This is better.
Introducing: /h/chudrama!
Here is where you can post your chuddy bullshit. It better be funny though, or at least good slapfights. It’s not meant to be a displaced .win community. The catch is that you need 5,000 truescore to even view Chudrama. This should keep us from getting invaded by boring, unfunny qoomers and Nazis. They’ll still banned on sight. This is for established members who also like to chudpost. It is also hidden by default which brings me to the next part of this update:
(NOTE: posts in Chudrama are immune to the effects of the Chud Award)
Stealth Mode for Holes
Hole possessors can now navigate to their Hole settings page and enable Stealth Mode. What Stealth Mode does is keep the Hole’s content from appearing in the main feed to anyone not subscribed to the Hole. You can subscribe to a Hole by navigating to the Hole itself’s main page, and clicking that big ol button with the eye at the top. This applies by default to the following Holes:
/h/Chudrama (also requires 5,000 truescore)
to protect us from mean deplatforming bullies.
Stealth Holes will appear in a scary red font in the master list of Holes.
If you’d like to do CSS for Chudrama, send me a DM and I’ll go over what I’d like.
And, as a reminder, if you don’t like something that’s posted, you have many options! These include, but are by no means limited to: Scrolling down. Scrolling up. Closing your eyes. Going outside. Rethinking your life and the terrible decisions that led to you being this way. Going back to Reddit. Just dealing with it. Contrary to popular belief, you actually do not have to repeatedly cry to forum moderators to protect you!
Thanks!!!!!!
I love you.
xoxo Carp 💋
CHUDRAMA REQUIREMENT LOWERED TO 5K
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watch /h/chudrama go nowhere in 2 weeks
seriously though 20k truescore requirement? that lets in like 250 users at best, i’ll be surprised if it goes anywhere in one week
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If you want to chudpost, you need to earn it by proving that you can also act like a functional person first.
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Yeah, I get what you're doing, but I've been posting on here for almost a year, and I don't even have half of that. And I'm sure as heck not going to start speedrunning posts just to get access to the chud hole. You guys should consider cutting the requirement in half.
I don't even chudpost, I just like reading it when other people do.
Edit: looks like the requirement got lowered anyway, this should be fun.
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Updated op bud, you’re good. I’d like to add a way to manually approve people for it but that’s a big coode ask and aevann is very sleepy.
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starting to sound like country club lmao
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Country chud
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I like the sound of that
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I promise that I'm going to very seriously consider becoming a codecel because I've been slacking but also your concerns about me being a lush are well founded. I just took another shot to help me become a better jannie
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Absolutely r-slurred idea. Use a minimum account age requirement instead. If you stuck around for longer than 6 months you've either assimilated or you're a lolcow.
It'll achieve the same thing, without turning the hole into an exclusive club for attention whores and powerstrags.
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If you don’t have 5k truescore after 6 months then you don’t really use the site much and there’s no real need to allow you to post racist shit tbh
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This is racist against lurkcels
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Yes
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Ive gained 5k just from occasionally posting and getting maybe 10-20 upvotes a post over the course of a year. So I'd say 5k is a pretty fair number.
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can I terf chud out there bb?
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Yeah go nuts, all flavors of chuddery are welcome in Chudrama. Just be funny or interesting about it.
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I even post good content and only have a 1.5k truescore because no one here appreciates me
How dare you block my completely good faith effort to go to the chudhole just so I can find people and call them r-slurs
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But the world needs to know how I feel about the Vietnamese! (they're fine)
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I recognize your name too! If we get the ability to manually add people to it I’ll def include you
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Just post Marseys. They are free dramacoin! It's how I got my 5k+ score!
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I do, I’ve been marseyposting for a year but I can’t do anything consistently over a long period of time so I look like a dirty lurker
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Not to oldstrags of both kinds imo, though I am only of the culture type so I can only speak for that kind.
That being said you are a dirty lurker as well, I know which sites you lurk...
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It's really easy to get to 5k. Just make comments that are funny
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I'm sorry for your loss
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That’s the thing about truescore, it’s total votes received, so no one can buy entry to Country Club or, now, Chudrama. You’ll get there in no time man.
Though I can pull some strings if you can get Rob to hang out with me irl
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So with my score of 27124 i can be a complete butthole? Wow having more points is like having more money in real life.
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What about leftoid serious posting? Where’s their segregated hole?
!blackjack105
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TFW you just recently hit 20k truescore
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TFW you realize you hit 30k truescore
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old timey baseball is one of the all time greatest conan skits
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Imagine being pathetic enough to make it into the top 250.
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Yeah, what losers..
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literally me
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We are all clowns this fine day. Honk honk!
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246, yea
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Yay I'm special
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Yeah should make 50k truescore
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I thought I’ve been posting and commenting more recently but I can’t even get myself to 1k, holy shit getting to 5 would be grueling.
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