Hiiiiiiiiii! Aevann had a really wonderful idea this morning after I posted that thread titled “There are more cases of monkeypox among children than women. What does this mean gaybros??” with a link to a monkeypox study.
Before we proceed, I’d like to clarify something: almost a hundred of you upmarseyd this thread in like an hour. The thing is, the study linked didn’t say that. The study linked had nothing to do with women and children. It was just a random study about monkeypox, I have no clue what it said. You’re reactionary morons, all of you. Some of you gloated. Some of you defended it - “maybe it’s from roughhousing, maybe it’s child superspreader events.” You’re all idiots. Not one person even clicked the thing, the title alone would have given away that it was just some completely irrelevant study. Shame on you.
Anyway, back to the topic at hand: Aevann had this really great idea to give our r-slurs a home without having to constantly clean it up for free and/or banish them to another platform. The deuxrama experiment was terrible and it was terribly mismanaged by the tards appointed to it. This is better.
Introducing: /h/chudrama!
Here is where you can post your chuddy bullshit. It better be funny though, or at least good slapfights. It’s not meant to be a displaced .win community. The catch is that you need 5,000 truescore to even view Chudrama. This should keep us from getting invaded by boring, unfunny qoomers and Nazis. They’ll still banned on sight. This is for established members who also like to chudpost. It is also hidden by default which brings me to the next part of this update:
(NOTE: posts in Chudrama are immune to the effects of the Chud Award)
Stealth Mode for Holes
Hole possessors can now navigate to their Hole settings page and enable Stealth Mode. What Stealth Mode does is keep the Hole’s content from appearing in the main feed to anyone not subscribed to the Hole. You can subscribe to a Hole by navigating to the Hole itself’s main page, and clicking that big ol button with the eye at the top. This applies by default to the following Holes:
/h/Chudrama (also requires 5,000 truescore)
to protect us from mean deplatforming bullies.
Stealth Holes will appear in a scary red font in the master list of Holes.
If you’d like to do CSS for Chudrama, send me a DM and I’ll go over what I’d like.
And, as a reminder, if you don’t like something that’s posted, you have many options! These include, but are by no means limited to: Scrolling down. Scrolling up. Closing your eyes. Going outside. Rethinking your life and the terrible decisions that led to you being this way. Going back to Reddit. Just dealing with it. Contrary to popular belief, you actually do not have to repeatedly cry to forum moderators to protect you!
Thanks!!!!!!
I love you.
xoxo Carp 💋
CHUDRAMA REQUIREMENT LOWERED TO 5K
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I just automatically upmarsey everything you post before I even read it. Case in point, this post
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This is why you are our most valuable user
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I never upmarsey any post but also never downmarsey any comment
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Keeping everything in perfect balance.
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check this interesting comment
@carpathianflorist
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I saw what happened to the last guy that commented on a carp post but didnt upmarseydonger it
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I AM PIGGYBACKING ON YOUR PIN TO ANNOUNCE THIS IS MY 1337TH COMMENT
CARP IT'S MY l33T DAY
@Aevann
ps
@Aevann do you know anything about reddit bot hosting and scripping
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Based and 13375934k pilled
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He created the Tea Party and once got threatened to be permanently banned from rDrama
https://rdrama.net/post/23750/the-foundation-of-the-rdrama-tea
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I downdownger all carps post (don't tell him)
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ye same I usually just upmarsey my mutuals without rly looking 😬
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I upmarsey nearly everything unless it's especially r-slurred rightoid nonsense and then I upmarsey it angrily
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dude BIPOC lmao
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Anybody who doesn’t auto-upmarsey carp should be banned
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>upmarseying without asking for consent first
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I'll upmarsey r*pe a million children before I let this company die!
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Same. A lot of times I don’t read the full posts of ppl I follow but will still updonger the post in the notification queue. Not cuz I’m a chud but because I like who I follow and want to encourage them to keep posting shit.
Carp included. I’m not gonna read some egghead monkey pox study it doesn’t sound dramatic, and is probably too technical for an r-slur like me to understand anyway.
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Thank you for you updongering
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Your comment has been automatically identified as hate speech with the following parameters:
Reddit Inc would have spent 0.715 USD too moderate 10752 comments.
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The DC must flow!
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The chudpoasting isn't even so much of a problem as the whiny moralstragging, we should have a /h/pearlclutchingbabies instead
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You should have seen the pearl clutching over inkwells
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Truly the most oppressed
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i voted for braincels lmao y not rly?
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Not you, queen. It came mostly from other scrotes thinking they are 'above' inkwells yet I see their comments in /h/foid or other incelesque posts.
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I will clutch as many pearls as I please
you will never take my pearls from me
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I agree. But this should put a stop to that all the same and it will protect our platform, which automatically makes it the best solution.
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Not the most dramatic tho, hence the worst solution
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what’s threatening the platform if I may ask bb?
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White women and straggotry
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Hilarious you think this will put a stop to it. They will just start complaining about /h/foid next.
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That's how it usually goes. Give them an inch, they take a mile.
Should have given the middle finger so they shut the frick up. Instead, doing this will just validate their feelings.
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R-slurred butt move, now all the good chud drama will be locked on a hole like 20 people have access to, the mods here really are spastics.
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Come on guys! Trans people are just people!
Can we just be nice to them and let them groom our kids in peace?!
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Im so tired of this r-slurred hole nonsense. I just like shitposting
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More holes=more places to shitpost
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Yeah, the chudposting isn't even so much the problem as the increasing amount of completely irrelevant drivel. Cases in point: People unironically karma farming by posting memes from Reddit on /h/random, Yamete getting more popular every time he comes back, and a certain neurodivergent Indian man who makes an average of 12 posts a day of factoids he found on Google. You can say it's fine as long as they keep it in the relevant holes, and that's a fine point, but you only need to look as far as /pol/ to see that specific subforums can have a significantly negative impact on a site's health
TL;DR: Focusing on a site's "culture" rather than any specific type of content will inevitably have a negative impact on the site's culture, and limiting a certain kind of content to a subsection of the site doesn't lessen the effect in any meaningful way.
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Bingo. I never understood why every single site with user-submitted content (forum, imageboard, whatever) that begins as a topic-specific site eventually needs to "grow" an off-topic section. It all but inevitably overtakes the original purpose of the site. See: /b/. And of course you'll be told that you can just ignore it or filter it out in some way, but as you said, it inevitably infects everything about the site. And eventually people start showing up just for the off-topic BS and at that point you can nail the coffin shut and kick it into the hole. Heh, hole.
I bet it's because jannies are massive kitties who can't bring themselves to just outright delete off-topic bullshit and instead push it to a container board/section/"hole" to placate the moronic masses. Reddit does it all the time with "megathreads" and bullshit attempts at flairing the problem away, and it never works. Grow a pair you cute twinks - this is rdrama, not reddit-2.0.
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As planned...
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Try #5 (to my knowledge). Certainly this time it will work out
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I was too busy making this shitty response image to read the shit you posted.
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I think it's interesting how there was a fairly instantaneous switch between "holes shouldn't even exist, trying to turn this into ruqqus/reddit is the worst thing you could possibly do for this site" and "hole mods should have all the powers of jannies and should even be able to surpass the rules of the site" around the time /h/braincels was made, at least among certain users. Really makes you think
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I still hate holes and don’t want them to exist. But they’re here and I can’t get rid of them so we’re going to milk them for as much utility as possible.
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Well, we'll see how chudrama turns out. But no matter what happens I need you to remember that I will always, always love you, ok?
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Thanks for trying too control the situation even though you have no idea what will happen.
@bbbb can't make any promises about how I'll feel in the future, so don't put that pressure on me.
TRANS LIVES MATTER
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Do you have something against /h/eevee, fish? Other than it not belong in rdrama at all and me not wanting it to belong...
Still, that's my fricking home! You like the ribbon dog, right? where would he go without his home?
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I’d prefer eevee posts get added to the main feed, or profile posts. But as far as holes go, eevee is a fine one. But I still hate holes as a whole and would eradicate them in a heartbeat including eevee.
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The cute and innocent Eevees don't belong in the hellscape that is the main feed
Rdrama is pretty much the only place I got to post my art, but I don't like the idea of posting my non-marsey/rdrama related art in the main feed. I did consider getting rid of /h/eevee a few times though. But I would probably just quit drawing, and likely rdrama, without it.
And I can't let the "people" who would want to be rid of the ribbon dog win.
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idk what you're talking about but you sound smart and aware of something really deep and profound so I upmarseyd
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Hi carp](/i/l.webp)
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Yay Carp thread
Let’s all get Carp thread coins 
You gotta do it to /h/foid too since it’s 90% braincels anyway
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Why not just combine /h/foid and /h/braincels lol
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Salvador and Arsey can joint-own it
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no it’s harpooners bb 😟
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yes
I also want to propose the hole void left by this merger be replaced with /h/averagedramatard, as a monument to certified #rdramamoments like this.
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I tried to purge the incels but the other foids said no
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Even though it was fake it still shows you how messed up them Dems are that we’d think it’s true!
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I generally don't have a problem with trainposts because they're usually pretty entertaining (although there are definitely a LOT) but people were literally posting rightoid superPAC ads and /pol/ memes without even pretending that they're posting drama.
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Dramatic trainposts are still welcome in the main feed. Lia Thomas memes not.
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The real red pill is that people actually use this site cause they think people care about the opinion they have on some topic
instead of shitposting
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I care
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Cuck
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Fr
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Trainposts are boring because 80% of them are one of 10 variations. Each of those variations are the exact same drama with the exact same coments every time
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Trains should stop being so darn repetitive then.
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I didn't upmarsey that thread or care about it (even if it was true, it wouldn't matter). But, "almost a hundred of you upmarseyd this thread in like an hour" is a bit of a stupid argument when you made everyone on the site get a notification for every post you make, and a lot of people just upmarsey your shit due to that.
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cope
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So what's exactly stopping people from posting chud content on the main site like people are doing with incel content outside of braincels?
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Like half of drama content is incel content, so that’s fine. Chudposts will be moved and a repeated refusal to correctly hole it will be treated as an attempt at getting us deplatformed and banned accordingly.
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This sounds like a fricking headache tbhwy trans lives matter
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Cute twink
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ow my feelings
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Please don’t bypass the word filter.
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Muh deplatforming
Muh hate speech
Muh chuds
Muh word filter
Muh "stop complaining to jannies about posts, also we're going to hide posts that make us cry"
Cute twink
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That’s better
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What's better is what will come after this site when it inevitably dies. When people ask what killed it I'll be able to tell them. It was you and Aevann. Had a good thing going, everyone was happy, literally nobody was complaining, and then you randomly sperged out and drove it off a cliff
Cute twink
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