Hiiiiiiiiii! Aevann had a really wonderful idea this morning after I posted that thread titled “There are more cases of monkeypox among children than women. What does this mean gaybros??” with a link to a monkeypox study.
Before we proceed, I’d like to clarify something: almost a hundred of you upvoted this thread in like an hour. The thing is, the study linked didn’t say that. The study linked had nothing to do with women and children. It was just a random study about monkeypox, I have no clue what it said. You’re reactionary morons, all of you. Some of you gloated. Some of you defended it - “maybe it’s from roughhousing, maybe it’s child superspreader events.” You’re all idiots. Not one person even clicked the thing, the title alone would have given away that it was just some completely irrelevant study. Shame on you.
Anyway, back to the topic at hand: Aevann had this really great idea to give our r-slurs a home without having to constantly clean it up for free and/or banish them to another platform. The deuxrama experiment was terrible and it was terribly mismanaged by the tards appointed to it. This is better.
Introducing: /h/chudrama!
Here is where you can post your chuddy bullshit. It better be funny though, or at least good slapfights. It’s not meant to be a displaced .win community. The catch is that you need 5,000 truescore to even view Chudrama. This should keep us from getting invaded by boring, unfunny qoomers and Nazis. They’ll still banned on sight. This is for established members who also like to chudpost. It is also hidden by default which brings me to the next part of this update:
(NOTE: posts in Chudrama are immune to the effects of the Chud Award)
Stealth Mode for Holes
Hole possessors can now navigate to their Hole settings page and enable Stealth Mode. What Stealth Mode does is keep the Hole’s content from appearing in the main feed to anyone not subscribed to the Hole. You can subscribe to a Hole by navigating to the Hole itself’s main page, and clicking that big ol button with the eye at the top. This applies by default to the following Holes:
/h/Chudrama (also requires 5,000 truescore)
to protect us from mean deplatforming bullies.
Stealth Holes will appear in a scary red font in the master list of Holes.
If you’d like to do CSS for Chudrama, send me a DM and I’ll go over what I’d like.
And, as a reminder, if you don’t like something that’s posted, you have many options! These include, but are by no means limited to: Scrolling down. Scrolling up. Closing your eyes. Going outside. Rethinking your life and the terrible decisions that led to you being this way. Going back to Reddit. Just dealing with it. Contrary to popular belief, you actually do not have to repeatedly cry to forum moderators to protect you!
Thanks!!!!!!
I love you.
xoxo Carp 💋
CHUDRAMA REQUIREMENT LOWERED TO 5K
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REMEMBER TO CLICK “SHOW IN MAIN FEED” ON THE H/CHUDRAMA PAGE IF YOU WANT TO SEE CHUD CONTENT
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you can't even tell the difference between 'nazi' shit and your own content when I am repurposing daily stormer articles quoting word for word getting 100 updoots.
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5,000? so anyone who's ever walked by a computer with this website open can get in!
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NEVER UPVOTED
NEVER REWARDED
NEVER FOLLOWED
NEVER COMMENTED
COMPUTER STOLEN
NEIGHBOR'S WIFI
SOLAR ENERGY
SQUATTED HOUSE
FREE CONTENT
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Please let me in I am humble lurker
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Can I say the N word whitout censorship?
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You’ve always had that option
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I don't know how to find holes and at this point I'm too afraid to ask.
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Can you just give me access? I’ve been here for a long goddam time and just Wana Chudpost in peace but only have 2k scumscore
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RIP braincels didn't deserve this.
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At least you admit it. I'd like my apology from the jannies now please.
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Do I count as a chud if I just updoot carp threads so he can goomble more?
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What happened to deuxrama?
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Why can I still not collapse comments on ios?
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You can. Click the - sign left of the pfp by the comment you want to collapse.
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I demand access to /h/chudrama as reparations!
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plus no one mentioned the best part of the article:
dogs have roughly the same number of infections as caucasion women
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I opened that study and ctr+f "children". My findings concluded you did not deserve the dramacoin for your submission & I should probably get banned for being dramaphobic.
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darn im still too low score for chudrama
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Post more Queen
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Frick I gotta farm 5k truescore now. Being punished for thinking "oh wow, a carp post, ima upvote".
Honestly, keep in mind I'm probably not the only person that uses upvote (or downvote) as a way to track across devices the posts I've read.
Subbing to holes used to mean notification for every posts so I didn't, on purpose, sub to them because anyway I would see them. Good thing I guess I religiously browse this site and didn't miss this post so I know I need to sub to a bunch of subs now.
This update is fricking gay and making this site closer to reddit. You're still my no1 simps for (check my profile if you don't believe me) so know this come from the heart when I say you deserve to keep yourself safe for this
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absolutely glorious. need dat chud
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5000 true score? Lurkercel oppression
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!slots500
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You are telling me the media lied about the gays spreading monkkeypox?
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Chud quarantine is an unironically good idea. You still get the traffic but can actively punish seriousposting and agendaposting
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Who could possibly deplatform us?
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What if I'm not a kitty b-word, so I want to see all holes in my feed, but I'm also a lazy c*nt so I don't want to manually press the button on every stealth hole?
What I'm asking is can I turn this dumb shit off?
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No
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Isn't it true more children have the pox than women?
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No, but barely.
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thank you jannies, we've got the best jannies dont we folks
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Even though it was fake it still shows you how messed up them Dems are that we’d think it’s true!
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You should probably cc this thread, or else bad faith actors will just farm 5000 truescore invalidating the point.
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Or say the true score is 5k publically then secretly raise it
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AJAB
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We will also let in some of the reddit mods to police our content.
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kinda sounds like making echo chambers, which sucks, but it's change and as we all learned from the Obama for President campaign, change of and for its own sake is good so I'm for it.
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Boring
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Can I have an "opt in to all scary holes" option? I don't want to have to opt in to every r-slurred hole that gets chudded. Thanks
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I'd like to unfollow carp, thank you.
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I think this is a decent idea! Mention it in cabal and ping snakes and aevann for discussion.
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