Hiiiiiiiiii! Aevann had a really wonderful idea this morning after I posted that thread titled “There are more cases of monkeypox among children than women. What does this mean gaybros??” with a link to a monkeypox study.
Before we proceed, I’d like to clarify something: almost a hundred of you upvoted this thread in like an hour. The thing is, the study linked didn’t say that. The study linked had nothing to do with women and children. It was just a random study about monkeypox, I have no clue what it said. You’re reactionary morons, all of you. Some of you gloated. Some of you defended it - “maybe it’s from roughhousing, maybe it’s child superspreader events.” You’re all idiots. Not one person even clicked the thing, the title alone would have given away that it was just some completely irrelevant study. Shame on you.
Anyway, back to the topic at hand: Aevann had this really great idea to give our r-slurs a home without having to constantly clean it up for free and/or banish them to another platform. The deuxrama experiment was terrible and it was terribly mismanaged by the tards appointed to it. This is better.
Introducing: /h/chudrama!
Here is where you can post your chuddy bullshit. It better be funny though, or at least good slapfights. It’s not meant to be a displaced .win community. The catch is that you need 5,000 truescore to even view Chudrama. This should keep us from getting invaded by boring, unfunny qoomers and Nazis. They’ll still banned on sight. This is for established members who also like to chudpost. It is also hidden by default which brings me to the next part of this update:
(NOTE: posts in Chudrama are immune to the effects of the Chud Award)
Stealth Mode for Holes
Hole possessors can now navigate to their Hole settings page and enable Stealth Mode. What Stealth Mode does is keep the Hole’s content from appearing in the main feed to anyone not subscribed to the Hole. You can subscribe to a Hole by navigating to the Hole itself’s main page, and clicking that big ol button with the eye at the top. This applies by default to the following Holes:
/h/Chudrama (also requires 5,000 truescore)
to protect us from mean deplatforming bullies.
Stealth Holes will appear in a scary red font in the master list of Holes.
If you’d like to do CSS for Chudrama, send me a DM and I’ll go over what I’d like.
And, as a reminder, if you don’t like something that’s posted, you have many options! These include, but are by no means limited to: Scrolling down. Scrolling up. Closing your eyes. Going outside. Rethinking your life and the terrible decisions that led to you being this way. Going back to Reddit. Just dealing with it. Contrary to popular belief, you actually do not have to repeatedly cry to forum moderators to protect you!
Thanks!!!!!!
I love you.
xoxo Carp 💋
CHUDRAMA REQUIREMENT LOWERED TO 5K
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I just automatically upvote everything you post before I even read it. Case in point, this post
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This is why you are our most valuable user
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I never upvote any post but also never downvote any comment
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Keeping everything in perfect balance.
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check this interesting comment @carpathianflorist
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I saw what happened to the last guy that commented on a carp post but didnt upmarseydonger it
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I AM PIGGYBACKING ON YOUR PIN TO ANNOUNCE THIS IS MY 1337TH COMMENT
CARP IT'S MY l33T DAY @Aevann
ps @Aevann do you know anything about reddit bot hosting and scripping
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Based and 13375934k pilled
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He created the Tea Party and once got threatened to be permanently banned from rDrama
https://rdrama.net/post/23750/the-foundation-of-the-rdrama-tea
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I downdownger all carps post (don't tell him)
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ye same I usually just upvote my mutuals without rly looking 😬
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I upvote nearly everything unless it's especially r-slurred rightoid nonsense and then I upvote it angrily
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Anybody who doesn’t auto-upvote carp should be banned
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>upvoting without asking for consent first
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Same. A lot of times I don’t read the full posts of ppl I follow but will still updonger the post in the notification queue. Not cuz I’m a chud but because I like who I follow and want to encourage them to keep posting shit.
Carp included. I’m not gonna read some egghead monkey pox study it doesn’t sound dramatic, and is probably too technical for an r-slur like me to understand anyway.
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Thank you for you updongering
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The DC must flow!
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watch /h/chudrama go nowhere in 2 weeks
seriously though 20k truescore requirement? that lets in like 250 users at best, i’ll be surprised if it goes anywhere in one week
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If you want to chudpost, you need to earn it by proving that you can also act like a functional person first.
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Yeah, I get what you're doing, but I've been posting on here for almost a year, and I don't even have half of that. And I'm sure as heck not going to start speedrunning posts just to get access to the chud hole. You guys should consider cutting the requirement in half.
I don't even chudpost, I just like reading it when other people do.
Edit: looks like the requirement got lowered anyway, this should be fun.
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Updated op bud, you’re good. I’d like to add a way to manually approve people for it but that’s a big coode ask and aevann is very sleepy.
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starting to sound like country club lmao
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Country chud
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I like the sound of that
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I promise that I'm going to very seriously consider becoming a codecel because I've been slacking but also your concerns about me being a lush are well founded. I just took another shot to help me become a better jannie
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So with my score of 27124 i can be a complete butthole? Wow having more points is like having more money in real life.
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What about leftoid serious posting? Where’s their segregated hole?
!blackjack105
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TFW you just recently hit 20k truescore
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TFW you realize you hit 30k truescore
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old timey baseball is one of the all time greatest conan skits
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Imagine being pathetic enough to make it into the top 250.
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Yeah, what losers..
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literally me
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We are all clowns this fine day. Honk honk!
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246, yea
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Yay I'm special
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Yeah should make 50k truescore
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I thought I’ve been posting and commenting more recently but I can’t even get myself to 1k, holy shit getting to 5 would be grueling.
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The chudpoasting isn't even so much of a problem as the whiny moralstragging, we should have a /h/pearlclutchingbabies instead
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You should have seen the pearl clutching over inkwells
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Truly the most oppressed
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i voted for braincels lmao y not rly?
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Not you, queen. It came mostly from other scrotes thinking they are 'above' inkwells yet I see their comments in /h/foid or other incelesque posts.
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I will clutch as many pearls as I please
you will never take my pearls from me
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I agree. But this should put a stop to that all the same and it will protect our platform, which automatically makes it the best solution.
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Not the most dramatic tho, hence the worst solution
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what’s threatening the platform if I may ask bb?
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White women and straggotry
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Hilarious you think this will put a stop to it. They will just start complaining about /h/foid next.
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That's how it usually goes. Give them an inch, they take a mile.
Should have given the middle finger so they shut the frick up. Instead, doing this will just validate their feelings.
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R-slurred butt move, now all the good chud drama will be locked on a hole like 20 people have access to, the mods here really are spastics.
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Im so tired of this r-slurred hole nonsense. I just like shitposting
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More holes=more places to shitpost
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Yeah, the chudposting isn't even so much the problem as the increasing amount of completely irrelevant drivel. Cases in point: People unironically karma farming by posting memes from Reddit on /h/random, Yamete getting more popular every time he comes back, and a certain neurodivergent Indian man who makes an average of 12 posts a day of factoids he found on Google. You can say it's fine as long as they keep it in the relevant holes, and that's a fine point, but you only need to look as far as /pol/ to see that specific subforums can have a significantly negative impact on a site's health
TL;DR: Focusing on a site's "culture" rather than any specific type of content will inevitably have a negative impact on the site's culture, and limiting a certain kind of content to a subsection of the site doesn't lessen the effect in any meaningful way.
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Bingo. I never understood why every single site with user-submitted content (forum, imageboard, whatever) that begins as a topic-specific site eventually needs to "grow" an off-topic section. It all but inevitably overtakes the original purpose of the site. See: /b/. And of course you'll be told that you can just ignore it or filter it out in some way, but as you said, it inevitably infects everything about the site. And eventually people start showing up just for the off-topic BS and at that point you can nail the coffin shut and kick it into the hole. Heh, hole.
I bet it's because jannies are massive kitties who can't bring themselves to just outright delete off-topic bullshit and instead push it to a container board/section/"hole" to placate the moronic masses. Reddit does it all the time with "megathreads" and bullshit attempts at flairing the problem away, and it never works. Grow a pair you cute twinks - this is rdrama, not reddit-2.0.
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