Hiiiiiiiiii! Aevann had a really wonderful idea this morning after I posted that thread titled “There are more cases of monkeypox among children than women. What does this mean gaybros??” with a link to a monkeypox study.
Before we proceed, I’d like to clarify something: almost a hundred of you upvoted this thread in like an hour. The thing is, the study linked didn’t say that. The study linked had nothing to do with women and children. It was just a random study about monkeypox, I have no clue what it said. You’re reactionary morons, all of you. Some of you gloated. Some of you defended it - “maybe it’s from roughhousing, maybe it’s child superspreader events.” You’re all idiots. Not one person even clicked the thing, the title alone would have given away that it was just some completely irrelevant study. Shame on you.
Anyway, back to the topic at hand: Aevann had this really great idea to give our r-slurs a home without having to constantly clean it up for free and/or banish them to another platform. The deuxrama experiment was terrible and it was terribly mismanaged by the tards appointed to it. This is better.
Introducing: /h/chudrama!
Here is where you can post your chuddy bullshit. It better be funny though, or at least good slapfights. It’s not meant to be a displaced .win community. The catch is that you need 5,000 truescore to even view Chudrama. This should keep us from getting invaded by boring, unfunny qoomers and Nazis. They’ll still banned on sight. This is for established members who also like to chudpost. It is also hidden by default which brings me to the next part of this update:
(NOTE: posts in Chudrama are immune to the effects of the Chud Award)
Stealth Mode for Holes
Hole possessors can now navigate to their Hole settings page and enable Stealth Mode. What Stealth Mode does is keep the Hole’s content from appearing in the main feed to anyone not subscribed to the Hole. You can subscribe to a Hole by navigating to the Hole itself’s main page, and clicking that big ol button with the eye at the top. This applies by default to the following Holes:
/h/Chudrama (also requires 5,000 truescore)
to protect us from mean deplatforming bullies.
Stealth Holes will appear in a scary red font in the master list of Holes.
If you’d like to do CSS for Chudrama, send me a DM and I’ll go over what I’d like.
And, as a reminder, if you don’t like something that’s posted, you have many options! These include, but are by no means limited to: Scrolling down. Scrolling up. Closing your eyes. Going outside. Rethinking your life and the terrible decisions that led to you being this way. Going back to Reddit. Just dealing with it. Contrary to popular belief, you actually do not have to repeatedly cry to forum moderators to protect you!
Thanks!!!!!!
I love you.
xoxo Carp 💋
CHUDRAMA REQUIREMENT LOWERED TO 5K
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Frick I gotta farm 5k truescore now. Being punished for thinking "oh wow, a carp post, ima upvote".
Honestly, keep in mind I'm probably not the only person that uses upvote (or downvote) as a way to track across devices the posts I've read.
Subbing to holes used to mean notification for every posts so I didn't, on purpose, sub to them because anyway I would see them. Good thing I guess I religiously browse this site and didn't miss this post so I know I need to sub to a bunch of subs now.
This update is fricking gay and making this site closer to reddit. You're still my no1 simps for (check my profile if you don't believe me) so know this come from the heart when I say you deserve to keep yourself safe for this
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So what's exactly stopping people from posting chud content on the main site like people are doing with incel content outside of braincels?
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Like half of drama content is incel content, so that’s fine. Chudposts will be moved and a repeated refusal to correctly hole it will be treated as an attempt at getting us deplatformed and banned accordingly.
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Cute twink
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ow my feelings
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Please don’t bypass the word filter.
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Muh deplatforming
Muh hate speech
Muh chuds
Muh word filter
Muh "stop complaining to jannies about posts, also we're going to hide posts that make us cry"
Cute twink
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That’s better
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What's better is what will come after this site when it inevitably dies. When people ask what killed it I'll be able to tell them. It was you and Aevann. Had a good thing going, everyone was happy, literally nobody was complaining, and then you randomly sperged out and drove it off a cliff
Cute twink
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I demand access to /h/chudrama as reparations!
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I just automatically upvote everything you post before I even read it. Case in point, this post
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Anybody who doesn’t auto-upvote carp should be banned
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Same. A lot of times I don’t read the full posts of ppl I follow but will still updonger the post in the notification queue. Not cuz I’m a chud but because I like who I follow and want to encourage them to keep posting shit.
Carp included. I’m not gonna read some egghead monkey pox study it doesn’t sound dramatic, and is probably too technical for an r-slur like me to understand anyway.
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Thank you for you updongering
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This is why you are our most valuable user
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check this interesting comment @carpathianflorist
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I never upvote any post but also never downvote any comment
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Keeping everything in perfect balance.
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The DC must flow!
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>upvoting without asking for consent first
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I saw what happened to the last guy that commented on a carp post but didnt upmarseydonger it
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I downdownger all carps post (don't tell him)
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I AM PIGGYBACKING ON YOUR PIN TO ANNOUNCE THIS IS MY 1337TH COMMENT
CARP IT'S MY l33T DAY @Aevann
ps @Aevann do you know anything about reddit bot hosting and scripping
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Based and 13375934k pilled
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He created the Tea Party and once got threatened to be permanently banned from rDrama
https://rdrama.net/post/23750/the-foundation-of-the-rdrama-tea
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ye same I usually just upvote my mutuals without rly looking 😬
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I upvote nearly everything unless it's especially r-slurred rightoid nonsense and then I upvote it angrily
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RIP braincels didn't deserve this.
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Isn't it true more children have the pox than women?
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No, but barely.
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What if I'm not a kitty b-word, so I want to see all holes in my feed, but I'm also a lazy c*nt so I don't want to manually press the button on every stealth hole?
What I'm asking is can I turn this dumb shit off?
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No
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Does that mean LLM and maybe Krayon (and that other guy banished to deux I can't remember) can come back providing they keep to that hole? So we can bully them of course.
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you can't even tell the difference between 'nazi' shit and your own content when I am repurposing daily stormer articles quoting word for word getting 100 updoots.
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Yay Carp thread Let’s all get Carp thread coins
You gotta do it to /h/foid too since it’s 90% braincels anyway
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Why not just combine /h/foid and /h/braincels lol
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I tried to purge the incels but the other foids said no
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Salvador and Arsey can joint-own it
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yes
I also want to propose the hole void left by this merger be replaced with /h/averagedramatard, as a monument to certified #rdramamoments like this.
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no it’s harpooners bb 😟
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Chud quarantine is an unironically good idea. You still get the traffic but can actively punish seriousposting and agendaposting
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At least you admit it. I'd like my apology from the jannies now please.
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I upvote everything carp posts, I don't actually read any of it though.
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Then how did you know this thread was inspired by people upvoting carp?
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I don't know how to find holes and at this point I'm too afraid to ask.
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You are telling me the media lied about the gays spreading monkkeypox?
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5000 true score? Lurkercel oppression
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tldr
science says gays are pederasts #wrongsideofhistorymuch?
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But it didn’t say that. It had nothing to do with monkeypox in children or anything.
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If you actually read links instead of just replying to the headline, youre a fricking nerd
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This is my thinking also which means it is of course correct, naturally
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Imagine trying to use facts and logic on rdrama
Pathetic
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science. says. it.
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