Turtle Saving Is A Hobby

I have a wild box turtle that comes into my garage for the past 3-4 years that I am working on giving beetus by feeding it strawberries and fruit almost everyday. I thought it was a female since it's pretty big for a box turtle, but now I think it's a male because I see him once in the spring then he disappears until late summer which is when he starts showing up everyday in the garage until winter. I guess he roams around looking for tussy until it's closer to time to hibernate. I try to leave a couple of small leaf piles in his favorite hiding spots in the yard.

Foids

Lmao.

Absolutely true and boring childhood story: I was with my dad and there was a turtle in the road and my dad asked if I wanted to save it. I ofc said yes and while we were moving it out of the road an older lunchtime rowdie pulls over and asked if we wanted that turtle. My dad looked at me and asked if I wanted to let him have it and that he would tell him no. In my foolish naivety I said yes let him because I thought he was just going to keep it as a pet or something I guess. The rowdie put his foot on its back, picked it up by the tail, and threw it in his trunk. A few miles down the road, I innocently ask my dad what the man was going to do with the turtle. My dad just starts laughing his butt off at me and says, “he's going to eat it lmao wtf did you think he was going to do hahaha”. I felt so bad and r-slurred.

This sub is what happens when minimally educated unintelligent people join together to find common ground and project their own self loathing to the rest of the world. There has never been anything clever that I have ever seen from this sub. I will continue to look for humor but I am just starting to think that loss and anger plus unemployment equals humor

Snapshots:

• ghostarchive.org

• archive.org

• archive.ph (click to archive)