Turtle Saving Is A Hobby

Lmao.

Absolutely true and boring childhood story: I was with my dad and there was a turtle in the road and my dad asked if I wanted to save it. I ofc said yes and while we were moving it out of the road an older lunchtime rowdie pulls over and asked if we wanted that turtle. My dad looked at me and asked if I wanted to let him have it and that he would tell him no. In my foolish naivety I said yes let him because I thought he was just going to keep it as a pet or something I guess. The rowdie put his foot on its back, picked it up by the tail, and threw it in his trunk. A few miles down the road, I innocently ask my dad what the man was going to do with the turtle. My dad just starts laughing his butt off at me and says, “he's going to eat it lmao wtf did you think he was going to do hahaha”. I felt so bad and r-slurred.