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:marseyveryworried: You know how I've been blogposting about being in Korea and self-doxxing my location? An ex saw me today wtf :!marseyemojismilemouthcoldsweat:

Chinchillas update/tax (they're in a chinchilla boarding house and I miss them :marseycry:)

Nothing dramatic happened because I try my best not to date crazies (not always successful tho) but wtf is this crazy coincidence :marseydizzy:

IF ONLY I SURMOUNT SUCH ODDS IN THE LOTTERY OR SOMETHING :marseycrying: too bad i don't play the lottery :marseygiveup:

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What do you get a guy for his 33rd birthday? (Serious)
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Bathroom Buddy

@Soren, @MrPenny, @Schizose, discuss if it's sanitary to browse drama on your phone whilst taking a poo

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Holy shit :marseyhanktalking:

https://twitter.com/FalconryFinance/status/1724269255418614225

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Help me name my new kitten!:!marseymarcuswave: Vote for names inside!

So I don't know how it happened, but I got another tuxedo cat that looks just like my other one.

4 months and a girl. Vote plz. My other cat is named jojo and looks just like her!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1699662776212697.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/169966277894049.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/16996627814406688.webp

I didnt know the video had a sniffle thats embarrassing :marseyill:

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:marseyhappytears: Eerie's gonna live :marseyeerie1love::marseyeerie1love::marseyeerie1love:

Eerie's been sick for a long time and wasted away down to just 6 lbs after losing 7.5 lbs

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1689031168576151.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/16890304943641346.webp

After months of treatment and tests, they finally figured out the issue but she needed high risk abdominal surgery.

They weren't sure if she would survive the procedure, but she did. :cryingatcuteness:

Merry christmas to us :!marseyeerie2love::!marseyeerie2love::!marseyeerie2love:

Also thanks again @dramasexual and @TheOverSeether for your cat wisdom <3

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:marseykatamari!reddit: one of my chinchillas finally figured out the wheel after a year lol :marseychinchilla2pat:

!animalposters

I wonder if it has anything to do with how I let them out with the lights off since they're nocturnal creatures :hmm: The mayo's still confused unfortunately :marseychinchillapat:

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  • ACA : he isn't retired yet GRAMPS
  • JimothyX3 : I am pooping on this mans rug because he did not provide pics
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:!marseytears: I think I just cockblocked my Chinkchillas :!marseyvapecrying:

Heard a lot more than the usual rattling from their living area so I went to check on them, was too :marseyretard2: to noooootice they were fricking and I fed the female one (she's not as shy as the male one so she tends to approach us first) a Chinkchilla treat... and whoopsie the male was actually mounted on her and the sound was actually them banging against the metal :marseysad: Suffice to say there's no more noise coming from their area anymore :marseytears:

I'm so sorry my Chinkchillas :marseycrying:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16841351607319016.webp

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my pointy cats

breaking up the round cat posting with my angular sleek cats

:#marseyanorexic:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17131399839206626.webp

Her name is Mojo Jojo/Mojo because instead of meowing, she makes weird mip-mop noises incessantly. She was an ex-breeder cat who ended up unable to continue because she was a runt - she's only 7 lbs at her fattest. Her registered name was Chatty Cathy - but I had to change that because my name may or may not have been similar. :marseyhacker2:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17131399848891263.webp

I had another cat with a terminal illness who had passed (named Biscuit), and was looking to find a partner in cat crime for her because this is an insanely social breed.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17131409174991488.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17131409178056724.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17131408272093291.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17131407404138372.webp

I brought her in for an intensive dental surgery and ended up bringing home another cat from the same veterinarian named Tokyo.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17131399856030798.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17131399878598404.webp

Mojo's first introduction to Tokyo was while she was heavily sedated on painkillers.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1713139989320652.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17131399917476354.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17131399942221842.webp

Oddly enough, the painkillers ended up keeping her from hating Tokyo. Within the same day, they were sleeping next to each other.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17131399967238386.webp

I highly recommend the oriental shorthair breed for people who enjoy weird dog-cats. They are very needy, but don't freak out when you leave for work… but when you are around, they will be bugging you constantly to play fetch.

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HOLY SHIT!!! :marseyhappening::parrotcongaparty::marseypartyzoom::marseypartymaxx::marseyparty1::marseyparty2::marseyparty3:

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:marseychinchilla: How does she do it :!marseyscared:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16841921127562282.webp

I thought taking away the hay feeder thingy would stop her from climbing to the top, but when I left for a while and came back there she was on top of the cage :!marseyrage:

The only way I can imagine how she did that was that she squeezed into the tiny space between the cage and the fence and wall climbed or something, I was wondering why she kept going to that tiny space to get herself squeezed these past few days :marseysmoothbrain:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16841351053470092.webp

I hope she doesn't accidentally :#marseydefenestration: one day :marseycrying:

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I get her 2/22!

Just wanted to brag 💅🏻

Pretty sure I'm going to name her Lucy! I also like the name Dutch (short for Duchess).

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Bonus old vids of her squeaky yapper:

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baby chincillas at my work!

@kongbu check this out!!

they love to sit on top of their mom, and make cute little noises. they’re getting so big now!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16826945500339131.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/16826945532096128.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/16826945561241012.webp

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like and subscribe if u agree
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Ladies (male) and gentlemen, we got him

TIL you don’t need to make elaborate mixtures of carrots, tomatoes and lettuce inside the bait part of traps. You can literally just drunkenly slather peanut butter on the outside of the bait bit and they’ll still go for it.

Do not be fooled by his pleading eyes. I tried to give him a Beggin Strip and he HISSED AND GNASHED HIS TEETH AT ME. He was very soft though.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16853657266233597.webp

He has now been freed into the forest and the garden will be marginally less tore up going forward :pray:

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