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X ching/chong :marseyrevolution: Anarcho-Syndicalist-Trotskyist-Stalinist Cuban Revolutionary :!marseydragon2:  2yr ago (image post) 1,165 thread views #89036
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:!marseytears: I think I just cockblocked my Chinkchillas :!marseyvapecrying:

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Heard a lot more than the usual rattling from their living area so I went to check on them, was too :marseyretard2: to noooootice they were fricking and I fed the female one (she's not as shy as the male one so she tends to approach us first) a Chinkchilla treat... and whoopsie the male was actually mounted on her and the sound was actually them banging against the metal :marseysad: Suffice to say there's no more noise coming from their area anymore :marseytears:

I'm so sorry my Chinkchillas :marseycrying:

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:#marseyceiling: Y'all need some chinchilla treats in here?

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Literally how I must have looked to them just now :marseyxd: I feel bad for the dude because the female chinkchilla grabbed the treat happily without hesitation and started chomping on it :marseysad:

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:marseyxd:

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My man activated maximum overdive and she ditched em for a cookie.

:#noooo:

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Should have got the turbo

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You did a good thing. Even rodents should be blackpilled

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>Disregard procreation and consume these tasty treats right now instead.

Frick dude, you're turning your pets into white Americans. Not cool.

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Don't worry this is just softening them up for when their new home ships over here

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You're getting them a new home? Pics? Sounds really cute.

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:!#marseykatamarireddit:

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You’re spoiling them so much lmao

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Yeah frick I'm prolly gonna have to sell a kidney if I ever have a kid

:#marseypoor:

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Nobody who puts in this much effort into Chinchillas is having kids.

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holy shit that's so cute. Will they actually sleep in the little houses?

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I sure hope so! They're quite eternally BTFO in the wild and a target of many predators so they tend to be timid and have their hiding spots :marseyschizotwitch:

But I think they already know I'm a pushover so they might just chill and sleep anywhere :marseysleep: Some of their sleeping postures really scare a newchinstrag lmao, like having their head lean down over ledge to sleep like they died or something :!marseypearlclutch2:

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Will you store crack in the closet?

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Delete this now

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Fancy

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Aren't you worried about having a whole litter of them soon?

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They generally don't give birth to big litters but if they do...

:#marseyjewoftheorient:

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Chins? Darn, soon you'll have more chins than chinatown.

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Lmao do they breed as fast as regular rodents? This is :marseywallst: tier can't you just farm them irl?

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They don't breed as fast AFAIK lol and they're from the Andes Mountain where it's cold so it's a bit too much maintenance for most people in our type of heck hole climates :marseyraging:

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Baby chinchillas!!!!

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Apparently the babies massive relative to mother, idk how 2 was even possible here

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Gestation is crazy long for rodents. Hence the full coat at birth.

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Get your phone out and make chinchilla porn for us!

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:#cute::!#cute::#cute::!#cute::#cute::!#cute:

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You're about to have more chinchillas. We warned you.

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:#marseyjewoftheorient:

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:marseyvapecrying:

You truly post the most rare of Marseys

:#marseykneel:

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Chudchillas

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Chodechillas

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Your Pikachus will never forgive you.

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Have you named them yet?

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My wife named them because as you can see I keep calling them chinkchillas so I wouldn’t have had wholesome name ideas :chudsey:

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chinchin

That's like an ultra chinx name

Love it

:marseychiobulove:

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Huh, I didn’t know you had a wife. :marseyshook:

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Maybe I'm LARPing :marseysmug2:

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Oh you!

:!marseyderp: :marseylaugh:

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Its the white woman that gives him shelter in the usa so he can focus on drawing marseys. He is basically a mail husband.

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>Chinchin

Lol you named him peepee.

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Really? :marseyxd: That's fine, it's the male's name and he keeps showing us his balls :marseynut:

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Those are good names

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Very cute :marseymarseylove:

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Its okay, I doubt they have any more fun activities than :marseyandmarcus: each other anyways so I bet you'll have a bunch more mini-chinkchilas running around in no time!

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How do you like the lil frickers.

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:#marseymarseyloveorgy: :#cryingatcuteness: :#cute:

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Post some pics!

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I'm out so maybe this pic from a few days ago which would be a very apt reaction to getting cockblocked

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:#marseylove::#marseycapyheart:

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upmarsey’d but I hope they frick

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Your story hit me very hard Gabby. I’m a 28 yo guy who didn’t think he can get affected by stories like this but I haven’t slept the past 3 nights and can’t do anything productive seeing your face crying for help but no one around to save you everywhere I go.

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Give me pics or ill shit on your rug

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Chinxchilla, bigot.

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Once you have enough of them are you going to turn them into a fur coat?

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:#marseyprotestno:

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