Im finding that very short-form stuff works better. Unfortunately all I have left is longer stuff.
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400k Views on this, a shitpost I made while grilling steaks. A new record for my coon vids but there's still one car one with more views.
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zoomers straight up won't watch videos longer than 10 seconds unless there's booba in it
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And even than, neighbors will skip to the best part
The scroll bar on youtube showing the peak rewind spot is always hilarious. It'll be some random vidya, a news report maybe, and the peak spot is some foid in the background with a fat butt 
Example of the !moidmoment
Scroll it, you'll see
(In case you're r-slurred, the peak is around 19:30 when xer body is highlighted 
) All of his videos are like that.
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Watched 20 minutes of an interview with a
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I plan on putting all of my raccoon vids together eventually as a short film but I realize the short film is going to he like three minutes max since I've cut everything into such quick shots.
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That's already 10x longer than any zoomie will watch
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Grats! Speaking of grilling, have you ever considered doing a GrillCast interview?
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That's because everyone has to listen to Chamber of Reflections fully once it starts playing.
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Do you ever get mad at your coons and yell at them for not being goofy enough to pass 10k views most of the time? I don't like the idea of them having an abusive overseer. I didn't think you were abusive but I saw the nipple video and I'm not so sure anymore.
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Show the steaks. I bet
@pizzashill makes better steaks
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Reminds me of Amy Shira Teitel who could be telling us the history of something important but she has to make TikTok videos instead.
This is disturbingly true these days.
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The first thing that one notices about the radcent is that he has a prodigious, monstrous peepee. It vibrates at a low frequency, about 20 Hz, like the faraway thrum of an HVAC system in an empty office building. You see the radcent's piercing eyes as he calmly scans the situation, analyzing the presence of wingcucks and determining the best way to neutralize them with subtle judo. He laughs a hearty laugh as he sees the wingcucks blame their sexual failures on the patriarchy, or on the woke march through the institutions. He has no such problems, because women flock to the radcent's calm moderation combined with his exciting drive to demolish the entire structure of wingcuckery. "Oh Mr. Radcent", they scream, as he delights them slowly yet firmly with intellectually sound yet adventurous analyses of the modern power structure. But he cannot spend all of his time on women. He has a country to save from the wingcuck menace. He gets up from the bed, gently wrapping the blanket around her as she looks at him with eyes full of passion. He walks outside. A soft desert wind is stirring, moving down from the far-off mountains that lay resplendent under the direct sun of mid-day. He is ready.
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