Im finding that very short-form stuff works better. Unfortunately all I have left is longer stuff.
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400k Views on this, a shitpost I made while grilling steaks. A new record for my coon vids but there's still one car one with more views.
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zoomers straight up won't watch videos longer than 10 seconds unless there's booba in it
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And even than, neighbors will skip to the best part
The scroll bar on youtube showing the peak rewind spot is always hilarious. It'll be some random vidya, a news report maybe, and the peak spot is some foid in the background with a fat butt 
Example of the !moidmoment
Scroll it, you'll see
(In case you're r-slurred, the peak is around 19:30 when xer body is highlighted 
) All of his videos are like that.
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Watched 20 minutes of an interview with a
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I plan on putting all of my raccoon vids together eventually as a short film but I realize the short film is going to he like three minutes max since I've cut everything into such quick shots.
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That's already 10x longer than any zoomie will watch
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