Wow. 2 million people have viewed my reels in the past 30 days. Is that a lot for some of you? Probably not. To somebody, who just one month ago, bought a new computer brush up on his video editing, and was sitting on a few years of emotionally-charged raccoon footage he didn't think he'd ever get around to? It's fantastic.
Swipe on over to my reels tab to see what I've been working on (I keep them separate from my posts). There's some car stuff, mostly raccoon stuff, and a lot of repeats as I figured out what worked, what didn't, and realized all of the different ways I could cut the footage.
I was pleasantly surprised to see just how much footage I have of One, Two, and Four's short life. It's taken about two years for me to be able to watch it, but now that I have I am so glad I've had the opportunity to share them with the world. They were truly the best raccoons I've ever had, and I've had a lot of raccoons pass through my life. I plan on doing something more long-form with the footage at some point, but my creativity needs a recharge as I'm getting quite frustrated with the process.
For those of you who've endured this somewhat obsessive and absolutely obnoxious episode, I thank you. Things will likely be slowing down now, however, as I'm running out of good footage and time to waste.
Here's hoping somebody brings me some orphaned babies this spring.
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On a more serious note, thank you, rDrama for putting up with my bullshit. For a select few of you though, go frick yourselves and just ignore it if you don't like it lmao. My goal for the month was to become a raccoon influencer on IG and goddarn I did it. What have you accomplished this month that was so great?
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Pizza why do you hate this guy?
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Peepee mogged, wealth mogged, taste mogged, Ted mogged, talent mogged.
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peepee mogged? where?
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People get mad when I post my peepee in the comments.
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so when do u get a marsey?
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I dunno. I had my own emoji on SomethingAwful.
Did you want to see my peepee?
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no i wanted to see u have a peepee battle with
@pizzashill !commenters
just looking at a peepee is pretty unexciting
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a cockfight, if you will
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or a peepeedual, if u must
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Ah. Yeah I'm not releasing any new peepee pics, but I have a folder of what I think are my most aesthetically pleasing.
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I want to see it at its worst like after a half hour in an ice bath
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What was yous SA emoji?
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A coon holding up a corn dog.
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You've got to post a picture of it
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Yes
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How mad?
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I saw it
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I have a mental folder of all the peepee I've seen here
Woot's got a nice one
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You are going on date with Ted ? That's going to kill him
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I'm not driving 13 hours for it. It's just that she publicly stated she preferred me.
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anyone would prefer you after you posted that hog of yours
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Ouch
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zoz
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zle
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I watched racoon vids.
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Yayyy!
But actually it's spelled "raccoon" with two c's. Although I sometimes include the misspelling when doing hashtags in order to cater to the illiterate.
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Reckoohn
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Please don't be racist
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Always include the misspellings. There's a lot of people who either can't spell or mistype 'raccoon' who still want to see cute raccoon videos.
Next step, become a raccoon advocate. You keep depressingly saying how they're all dead of this virus, you can become an advocate of trying to reduce/eradicate the virus in the raccoon population.
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That's fantastic. Now that you've lured in 2 million people with cute raccoon videos you can let them know those things are fricking dead
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Maybe I was wrong about
@pizzashill ...
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I don't get it. Also, who are you? It's hard to keep all of my fans straight.
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Oh look, my favorite Grillcast alt is here to join the celebration! Welcome, buddy!
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LMAO I've really affected you so badly that you accuse random people of being me. I haven't thought about you since I dropped the diss rap that you totally didn't listen to hahaha 😂 !metashit
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Do Reels offer referral insight? I'm curious how many originated on rDrama.
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Thank you. And no, they're pretty quiet about what kind of information they share with us. I do know that I've linked stuff and watched it linger at like five views for an hour before taking off. So thank you,
@FormerLurKONG, 
@lankyhands, and the three others who I assume watch. Probably 
@ponyblaze - I know he's a big fan.
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I watch but I refuse to make an IG account.
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Beat my jacking off record.
I guess the raccoon thing is cool though.
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I'd like to buy an ad placement for my sextoy dropshipping business
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Yea I hate it when I run out of adderall.
Jk nice work man I give a
to your vids when they show up on my feed
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I actually just got refilled but I'm too sick of going through footage trying to find gold.
One of the biggest issues is it all being in iCloud, which is a pain in the butt to categorize and organize.
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Great work babe
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Not 2 million people, 2 million views.
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you should post "everyone over 69 should leave public office" to your followers
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Did you give them real names or did you actually just call them numbers?
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No I ran out of names that weren't racist.
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I'm expecting fat fricking racoon mukbang by the end of the year. Otherwise you're a fraud.
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Thanks for sharing! I bet it's pretty satisfying even if your primary motive isn't monetization (maybe it is?)
Do you mind telling us if this pays out any real money?
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Not a single cent. I should've started on TikTok instead but at the time it was pretty sure it was going to be banned within the month so I didn't bother. I might try and break through on that platform as well once I get some life stuff done.
I did get money from YouTube way back when the raccoon posts blew up on reddit. Nothing major, but a few thousand from licensing.
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I think the constantly changing rules on the monetization are a feature not a bug. That's cool that you got a few grand for shitposting about raccoons.
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And it truly was shitposting. The "Does Pee Damage Tires" Reddit post was purely so I could slide in that I had a garage raccoon. I knew pee wouldn't damage tires.
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Tiktok isn't a moneymaker either, I think a million views was like 10 bucks
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That's waaaay too low. 1m is a few hundred bucks. TikTok monetization is still lowkey bad tho.
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Well he's wrong unless you have an audience of poor third worlders.
TikTok rpm bounces up and down a lot seeming randomly. Can be in the teens or over a dollar.
Depending on when Pyro said it he might have been right. The RPM and entire monetization system for shortform changes frequently on like all sites. Youtube is the best right now, and it's pretty stable.
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That's one night of raccoon food lol.
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TikTok may still be going down in a few months. If you want money in the future, focus on youtube. Better pay than all other platforms unless u get some crazy invite only deal.
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Congrats king!
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2 million views, what's that? About 20 cents from instajew?
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Congrats bro. I knew you could do it. pizza is poor and stupid.
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Are you making any money off of this?
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No. It's for the love of the game.
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We lost landlord messiah but we gained something so much better
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Fricking chad
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Kino
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I love the
posts.
Congrats! It's kind of cool to see someone I know from the internet get some success
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You've made about 2 million rDrama posts in 2 weeks.....
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Great job king
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What happened to coon number
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Coon number 3 was missing when they were transferred to me. I chose it to have the third name position because 1 and 2 were very similar in size and temperament, while 4 was big, lighter colored, and a bit more independent. I figured if I'd met 3, it would've been a mix between 2 and 4.
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What's happening?
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im not reading
all that but ur a good dude, would 
hang out if i still lived in michigan
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