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/tv/ is not impressed with the latest Witcher adaptation

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Is the show really just Witcher Minus Witcher?

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It's kind of like they fired everyone who actually liked the books (or even the game), and wrote the woke version they've always wanted.

It's worse than Wheel of Time, which I didn't think was possible.

:#marseysulk:

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95% of swordshit adaptions are doomed even without the woke shit

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Is there any swordshit with positive reaction except for lord of the rings and Narnia?

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early Game of Thrones

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take heart the money shall follow cavil

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:#marsey40k:

I'm trying to not get excited :!marseysweating:

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There is a 0% chance it will be good.

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First woman(male) space marine confirmed

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It's kind of like they fired everyone who actually liked the books (or even the game)

They did- Henry Cavil was the only one

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No, it's witcher minus witcher, minus everything adjacent that made witcher witcher, but with BLACK elves and gay kisses and fat deaf guys using sign language. It's so r-slurredly garbage, rightoids could not make up a more stereotypical parody of wokeists if they tried.

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This casting is unreal. Is nothing sacred to the :marseymerchant:? Making every other character black in literally everything was bad enough but a pajeeet? In my swordshit? :marseyraging:

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Yennefer was a she-jeet, and she was a) hot, and; b) not terrible in the show.

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Yennefer was fugly even after she used her magic to get hot

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I’m sorry the internet made you gay.

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>Chink

>BIPOC

>Slav?

>Poo

>Slav again?

>Weird looking mayo

What the frick is this show

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accurate representation of poland, clearly

Give me your money and I'll annoy people with it :space: https://i.rdrama.net/images/16965516366194396.webp

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Murzynland

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Thanks for saying Poland

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The world in the witcher books/games isn't all that interesting, honestly. It's a cool concept, but it's not fleshed out that much beyond being a vehicle for witchers being badass outcasts and elves being evil space aliens or whatever. It's all pretty shallow. The entire gimmick that makes it work is a bunch of people who have no business interacting with any other person for any reason forming a semi-functioning family. Remove the characters involved in that and suddenly you have NOTHING.

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This is simply untrue, the world is very in-depth and you can basically extrapolate to the society each country is based on anyways. The space alien elves are kinda rslurred and not very fleshed out but the normal elves are well developed.

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:#marseyoctopus4:

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Yeah it's very generic, gritty fantasy kept afloat by Geralt's waifus and bromances.

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The special effects from the few clips I saw of this show makes early 2000s SYFY shows look like absolute kino.

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Early 2000s SYFY shows appreciated tomboys, so they'll always be kino.

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Fricking frickity fricking fricking frick

no one swears like that, im looking at the image but all i see is a greasy 300 pound redditor mad at his mom

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No one swears like that, no. But this is one of those things women/Redditor men think others would find funny.

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Blink182 did it better

Shit frick i made a mistake

Poetry

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That show looks terrible. At least in the Cavill show they got the aesthetic kinda right.

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who watches this shit

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No one

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Tfw critics and audiences hate this pos. Lol, lmao even.

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People who bought, but didn't play the 3rd game

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Frick you, I haven't watched any of these shitty shows either.

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Stop attacking me (I didn't watch the show tho)

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Lmao they got one of each type in this scene. Viking, racist Indian stereotype, black sci fi chick with knives like Jason Momoa from stargate atlantis, industrial revolution British guy with butcher knife and ears, the blonde chick from game of thrones, and a normal middle aged Asian woman.

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Based on Polish mythology btw

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13th century Poland was at least 40% Black and 10% Asian, you bigot.

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what if the point of this show is to say that slavs are a bunch of BIPOCs

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According to respected historian Adolf Hitler they have asiatic features which indicates large amounts of non-whites in their history. The racist American government covered this up to try to push the white Poland myth.

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10% Asian

That was the Mongol colonialism (which was mostly limited to Russia)

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Arthurian mythology actually :marseyreading: . Old Polish/Slavic mythology was mostly erased during the christianization during the middle ages, because unlike old Anglo stories it was never written down.

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Meh I only know that we had to read mandatowy books called dziady II and Iii when it comes to Polish magical beliefs stuff. The only gamę that Polish kids can refer to during exam is not witcher (although gaymers want it badly), but it's "this war od minę", which gov made available for free :marseylaugh:

Thanks for Polish awareness

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it was pozzed since Episode 1 , so, whats new?

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Wrong

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Fantasy genre needs to be put out of its misery.

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TV Fiction needs to be put out of its misery tbqh.

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Looks like a fan film with 1-3 million views on youtube

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If that were the case, EVERYONE would be whiter that white and way fatter. Plus they wouldn't have a horse.

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The funny thing is the blond person looks the worst in this

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Looks like they went out of their way to make the white charahcters ugly (kinda based tbh)

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All the white characters are literally deformed

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a bunch o sexist racist chuds don't like something?! no one could have seen this coming! :smoke:

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they will learn nothing and just make another witcher show even blacker and gayer until the filthy audiences learn to love it

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Nah Netflix is rapidly running out of money.

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you never need to run out of money when you're getting paid by blackrock to be woke

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Even Blackrock isn't going to throw money into a bottomless pit due to ESG scores

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Post the /tv/ thread

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https://archived.moe/tv/thread/178353823

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appreciate it

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Nice post, bro! I posted it to twitter.

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The dwarf b-word is hot though.

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BIPOC

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