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ACA MONKE/PILL BANANA  1yr ago (image post) 748 thread views #140842

Velma got the quadratic equation wrong and conflated the volume of a sphere with the area of a circle

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there's a lot here that I'm trying to figure out if they did on purpose

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Chuds hate this show become it has black people.

Leftoids hate this show because the creator is transmisic.

Centrists hate this show because they got the quadratic formula wrong.

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Imagine being so unimaginably zased that you piss off the centrists :marseylove::marseylove::marseylove:

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what if you don’t have political brain rot but you are too r-slurred to understand arithmetic?

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>x = y then y = x

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Maybe she's working in some new algebraic group or field where transitivity (or whatever the frick this condition is, I'm no mathematician) is not part of the axioms :marseyeldritch:

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Reflexivity! that's what it's called!

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Even the left side of the equation is being divided by 2a :marseyscared:

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The circle is labeled wrong (circumference as r) and she's trying to find the square root of a non-square number.

I think this might have all been a stacking of math jokes rather than mistakes. It just makes her look stupid when she's supposed to be the brainiac of the group.

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You can still estimate the square root of of a non-square number, it’s just that the actual square root of non-squares are irrational numbers like pi.

The circumference being labeled r is straight up failing at 3rd grade math.

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Imagine not rooting a number by crossing out its factors

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b^2 is now b2 as well

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This is actually a great detail since black people(or whatever the frick she is) need lower scores to get admission into educational facilities.

So it makes sense that black velma would be r-slurred and not know the stuff she´s supposed to know.

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Wrong, she's supposed to be Indian

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shes not black lmao and indians are usually smart

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So it was actually intentional to keep it lore-accurate :marseyshook:

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:#marseycringe2:

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It may be a gag. Still not funny.

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What is?

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ur butt

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:marseycrying:

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They copy and pasted basic geometry equations, didn't even do the superscript correctly.

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VELMA MUST BE A DALIT OR SOMETHING THEN.

TRANS LIVES MATTER

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A=B

x= y then y = x

sqrt 1,000,000.2

Dramatards still trying to figure out if its bait :marseyautism:

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4th grade tier arithmetics

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Is it? :marseylongpost2:

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Bro there's a song and everything it shouldn't be that hard, especially when we have phones in our pocket

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especially when we have phones in our pocket

Instant access to the vast sum of human intelligence and data and yet still too stupid to find any of it. Schools should just make every assignment and exam open book/computer from now on, would filter the actual r-slurs out better. Not memorizing the quadratic formula is one thing, not being able to google it is even worse.

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I thought the volume of a sphere was pie r cube?

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4/3 🥧 R to the threeth is the solution to the integral

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que?

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The volume of sphere is calculated by performing an integral from the area of one of its 2D planes.

https://math.hmc.edu/calculus/hmc-mathematics-calculus-online-tutorials/single-variable-calculus/volume/

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thanks

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No 4/3 pi * r^3

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thank you

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(4/3) pi r^3

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ohhhh how does that work? the extra 1/3rd I mean?

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I'm guessing you aren't familiar with calculus, so here's Archimedes' way of getting that formula.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_the_Sphere_and_Cylinder

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ah I see thank you

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:#marseywomanmomentpat:

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Yet more proof that foids are bad at math

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