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Pasty ban/ned  13d ago (nypost.com) 2,674 thread views #300149
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apparently this piece of crap is the worlds best pizza

https://nypost.com/2024/09/13/lifestyle/nyc-again-beats-italy-for-worlds-best-pizza-at-this-location/

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17262808450180182.webp

wtf man? its not even round?? the cheese doesnt cover all the sauce???

seems everyone involved, from the chef to the judges, was drunk as shit

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Lol that looks terrible

This artisan pizza shit completely misses the point of what pizza was to begin with which was a simple and inexpensive dish to make but still tasted good

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If you're evaluating food by looking at it then you're doing it wrong. The point of pizza is that it tastes good. If it's cheap then it probably tastes mediocre, but might still be serviceable. A good pizza is expensive because it tastes very good. It might not look very good because that's not the point.

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!eurochads this fat lazy goyslopper doesn't know you can take a quick flight to Napoli and get a decent pizza for €5

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the local Italian Jews charge double that but it's close enough to the pizza I had in Naples that I dont mind :#marseypizzaslice:

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I bought my parents a brick oven lol. Unless I'm specifically in the mood for goyslop like Pizza Hut, I can just make it myself. There's an Italian store that sells specialty Italian meats five minutes from me.

No way the Jews are making better pizza than an Italian family.

No such thing as Italian Jews also

Italians come from the Mediterranean not "ancient Israel" that nobody can actually prove existed at all

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They aren't really jewish lol. All of the meat they use is pork based.

I joke around with him about it because he looks like he's from Tel Aviv not Sicily

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that ham or cappicola or whatever looks kinda vile :marseyno:

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I can't say specifically what it is because I typically like other Italian cured meats, but I cannot eat capicola. It tastes fricking vile to me.

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Thats salame u moron

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It's pronounced gabbagool, bigot.

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>you can't visually inspect if your pizza doesn't have enough :marseyitsallsotiresome: cheese :marseypizzaslice: or has burnt spots

>expensive means better

!r-slurs come get your boy

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>affirming the consequent

thought I wouldn't notice you didn't pay for that ping group, huh?

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Presentation is very important with food lol. Even stuff like plating is important.

If something is visually unappealing, you've already shot yourself in the foot.

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and u look wonderful, king :marseyblowkiss:

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I mean it's definitely simple

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