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Count_Sprpr Vamp/ire Nothing I say is ever 100% serious, 95% at most. :!marseywave2:  6d ago (text post) 432 thread views #301958

:redlight:Important:redlight: Drama is recruiting Nuclear scientists and Aerospace engineers

Accepting any of these jobs means you must sign a non-disclosure agreement.

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I have the fricking qualifications but I'm already working full time running the fricking polls.

Speaking of which: When will the fricking first rDrama sponsored nuclear warhead detonation occur, b-word?

!remindme 2 weeks

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!bets !nuclearengineers

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I will be messaging you on 04.10.2024, 18:44 UTC to remind you of this comment

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Dramatards will just show racist memes to uranium and shriek, "How's that enrichment?"

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Dramatards watch nucleons undergo beta emission and call them :!marseytrain:s

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most dramatards couldn't point the the export-controlled components of a uranium centrifuge system or where you are supposed to put your HF safety monitors

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Average dramatards are not the fricking target of this recruitment drive. We need incredibly smart, aspiring, and perhaps ethically questionable geniuses to assist in what may be the fricking most ambitious operation in rdrama.net history. What you will be fricking part of will be fricking truly explosive in terms of how it will re-shape the fricking dramasphere. It is NOT fricking for the fricking soft hearted.

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I vote for a gun-type device. We don't have the infrastructure for the precision of an implosion device. They didn't even test the Little Boy because it's so simple that it was guaranteed to work.

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Can I be a security guard or a secretary or something?

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thinking I don't know how this works

I'm the guy who went to the Evergreen Air and Space Museum in the middle of the night and pulled the tires off the F-14 they had out back and sold them to Iran.

[Full disclosure: I didn't actually do this but somebody probably did because it was just out there for anyone to grab. Maybe it was a trap where they had surveillance on it but that's really expensive. :marseyshrug:]

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Someone boosted the tires off a fighter jet? Like, I'm not even mad, I'm impressed. How do you jack up a plane to take off a tire, let alone all of them? What kind of a wrench do you need?

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I dunno but those are in really high demand. During the Iran-Iraq War one of the main things the Iranians were trying to smuggle in from overseas was tires for F-4 Phantoms. These are really fricking big and they've got to perform at very high speeds. There's not many places in the world that can make them.

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It's wild the tolerances these things are built to.

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The F-14 parts smuggling rings are fascinating. One of the smugglers was an Iranian guy who part owned a restaurant, and was cruising gov auction websites for mislabelled parts and sending them to Iran via Singapore and a shell company. He also literally bought the same Ducati TC rode in Top Gun, and wore a leather bomber jacket and aviators :#marseydarkxd:

Also if you type in "F-14 parts" into Google "smugglers" is the second autotfill below "for sale" :#gigachadglow:

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an Iranian guy who part owned a restaurant

They're very resourceful people. They got their hands in a million businesses at once. I guarantee this guy could also get you jewelry and cars and anything else you'd ever want.

The suburban Iranian mafia is possibly even cooler than the suburban asian mafia. You walk into the wrong room and there's 4 guys smoking a ghalyun and they tell you that you better smoke too if you know what's good for you. :marseycool2:

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zoz

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zle

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zozzle

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Sounds gypsy to me :marseyfortuneteller:

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Aren't they more into pimping out their sisters and pickpocketing in train stations forcing their sisters to pickpocket in train stations?

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True, but they'll also steal anything that isn't nailed down in their spare time. Very resourceful. At the beginning of Russia's invasion they even managed to disassemble and steal a tank :marseythumbsup:

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Thats silly. The answers are: a) all of them, becasue NUU-KLEER, and b) everywhere unless you like eating chunks of your own lungs for breaky-fast.

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!ifrickinglovescience !engineering !jews our time has come. Contact /h/drama management for a fricking detailed briefing.

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I cucked a Lockheed Martin engineer until he killed himself, does that count?

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Sure!

I produce the most perfect and unstable nuclear applications imaginable :marseyscientist:

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Trust this guy. He used his warp field technology to get my 700 watt microwave to heat up a hot pocket in 2 minutes 20 seconds instead of 2 minutes 50 seconds.

I could really go for a hot pocket right about now...

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:#marseyglow2:

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This is the goal, yes.

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I hate ODEs and PDEs, so no!

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Nuclear scientists

Nice try Iran.

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:marseynerd2:

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I have 700 hours in ksp and a mech e degree sign me up

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:#marseyshutitdown:

Watch out for suspiciously cheap electronic devices, random USB sticks lying around, or cars that might have the breaking bad M60 contraption in the trunk

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:marseywave2:

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I can play Winston in overwatch. So I'd say I'm smth of a scientist for sure

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No black person would ever work for you guys though so seems pointless

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I am radioactive, is that enough?

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I am in the process of becoming a mad scientist. Please recruit me I need an internship :marseybegging:

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Legends say that when @Count_Sprpr was born, nature went silent out of respect.

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I'm in :platysalute:

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:marseysmug:

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I tried to glow the post up :marseysad: The green glow would fit the theme :marseytears:

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I wrote software for a space telescope if that counts

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