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So you wanna get high? Let's show you how it's done.
Step 1: Acquire your bud.
You have your choice 
between 
indica, sativa, and hybrid. Today, I'll be smoking 
Gorilla 
Glue.
Step 2: Grind up your bud
Ideally, you need a grinder for this. However, I don't have one at the moment 
so a pair of scissors had to suffice. Use a tray so you have all your herb in one place
Step 3: Fold a filter
So you need rolling 
papers and a filter. My favorite 
brand is RAW, but there's others you can choose 
from.
Take your piece of cardboard 
filter and fold a W for "weed".
Afterwards, place 
the filter at the tip of your rolling 
paper.
Step 4: roll the joint
Take your plant 
matter 
and put it into the rolling 
paper. Following this, roll the plant 
matter 
within the rolling 
paper 
and lick the glued section to seal it.
Step 5: Seal the joint
Use your scissors to seal the top of the joint. You now have a smokable jiggy.
Last thing to do is to smoke! Place the filter end of the joint 
in your mouth, and light 
the other end using a lighter. I highly advise you listen 
to music 
while smoking. It's amazing! Also have a drink 
nearby to sip on while you smoke.
Step 6: Accept 
solipsism
There is no proof 
of an external world. Accept this, and accept that you can only assume that your consciousness experiences correlate with anything 
"external". There 
is no way to disprove solipsism.
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You're testing me. I'm halfway through November and you're trying to make me say it.
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Those are rookie numbers, you gotta pump them up.
Also make edibles instead of smoking, it's bad for you
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Edibles are fricking gay
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Roll it like you did
@kaamrev's shenis
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Why are potheads always poor?
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Got to cut him a little slack for living in sub-Saharan Africa
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I'm kinda surprised they have RAW stuff there
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when i was like 14 me and a couple friends got the chance to hang out with the cool older kids so we brought some weed so WE would seem like the cool kids.
the problem, though, was we were 14 and didn't know shit.
my friend rolls the joint and hands it to the front of the car when the cool older kids realize the way we rolled joints was just wrap a paper around a fully intact bud. they then have to teach us how to roll a joint. we weren't the cool kids we thought we were.
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What happened to your skin?
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I've never smoked weed by myself. Once I was with this one person who also never had done so and so we tried to roll our own and it was so bad almost falling apart idk how we could frick it up so much, and we both just pretended that everything was ok
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Friend of mine started smoking weed. Suddenly completely lost his sense of humor, got really serious about everything. Killed him as much as fent ever could. He just turned into a dishwasher or something and couldn't laugh at a joke.
Between sober fent-addicts and potheads who think they're doing just fine, I'll take my fent bros & sisters.
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I absolutely refuse to watch this film on principal. All it does is glorify the "lone wolf white male" archetype. It gives incels and and nazis a hero figure for them to look up to. It is absolutely disgusting and is NOT the movie that we need right now. Who the frick thought this would be a good idea in our current political climate? The number one terrorist threat in the US right now is a white male.
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I just buy prerolled cones and fill them up that way, no rolling.
Also, are you black and smoking weed? Quit being a stereotype on the internet!
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Well I know what I want for Christmas this year.....
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U zwart ?
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