So you wanna get high? Let's show you how it's done.
Step 1: Acquire your bud.
You have your choice between
indica, sativa, and hybrid. Today, I'll be smoking
Gorilla
Glue.
Step 2: Grind up your bud
Ideally, you need a grinder for this. However, I don't have one at the moment so a pair of scissors had to suffice. Use a tray so you have all your herb in one place
Step 3: Fold a filter
So you need rolling papers and a filter. My favorite
brand is RAW, but there's others you can choose
from.
Take your piece of cardboard filter and fold a W for "weed".
Afterwards, place the filter at the tip of your rolling
paper.
Step 4: roll the joint
Take your plant matter
and put it into the rolling
paper. Following this, roll the plant
matter
within the rolling
paper
and lick the glued section to seal it.
Step 5: Seal the joint
Use your scissors to seal the top of the joint. You now have a smokable jiggy.
Last thing to do is to smoke! Place the filter end of the joint
in your mouth, and light
the other end using a lighter. I highly advise you listen
to music
while smoking. It's amazing! Also have a drink
nearby to sip on while you smoke.
Step 6: Accept solipsism
There is no proof of an external world. Accept
this, and accept
that you can only assume that your consciousness experiences correlate with anything
"external". There
is no way to disprove solipsism.
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