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The halberd is the pinnacle of medieval weaponry. I will poke you, I will slash you, I will jab you, all while you can't even get within 10 feet of me.

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Haberd gang rise up. :#marseybrofist:

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Yeah but guns already started coming out when they were popular so eh

A bunch of defenders with halberds vs a few bois with hwachas

:#marseyhwacha:

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I own a hwacha for home defense

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the extremely niche but accurate marseys are so funny


Follower of Christ :marseyandjesus: Tech lover, IT Admin, heckin pupper lover and occasionally troll. I hold back feelings or opinions, right or wrong because I dislike conflict.

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Dude, blunderbussy :blunderbuss: :!#marseybooba:

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Enjoy your retinue of 20 men with fancy carvings on their halberds when I have ten times more peasants with spears and pikes. Halberds are cool and all but 99% of your army is gonna be dirty peasants and you can't trust them with much more than a pointy stick, the spear is the ultimate weapon because of economics

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And let's be honest, sometimes you have to cull your peasants.

At least if it's a "war" they feel validated

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Yeah, it doesn't get much more intuitive that pointy stick.

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Scottish Claymore beats them all with its length and a cleave that could cut armour. Not medieval I admit but still the better weapon.

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A claymore cant cut armour short of the shittiest of chainmails

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It's another dumb meme sword :marseyzeldalinktimechild: that was never :marseyitsover: used in battle :marseywhiteflag: because it was too heavy :marseysac: and expensive

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It was constantly used in battle r-slur.


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Thats a modern :marseymajorgeneral3: illustration :#marseyindignant:

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Do love me a big fat zweihander

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@CHUDTEP wanna be a janny

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U play too many videogames

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That's not a claymore, it's a claymost.

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I use a stick to push it to the side then stab you to death with a kitchen knife

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Jokes on you, you're already cleaved in twain!

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halberdcels :soycry: :soyjaktantrum: :soysnooseethe:

spearGODS :gigachad2: :chad: :handsomechud:

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Watch me close the gap between us in the time it takes you to raise that long boi up :marseyjason:

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Pomerium moment !historychads :marseymarmotroman#:

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Crassus bought every insula after a Visigoth Moment broke out. !nooticers

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Use your scrotum to fend off the attack.

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Can't even buy a pugio in Britannia Superior

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Our ancestors never foresaw that you could make a shortsword this deadly.

@Redactor0 wanna be a janny and take you're guns.

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weren't weapons prohibited within the pomerium?

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bad post.

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When, O Catiline, do you mean to cease signing your posts?

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G*mers are a legitimate oppressed minority or something

I was high on blow last night and I wrote this. I have deleted the original post, but frick it here it is.

This is a REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY unpopular opinion. But I guess thats the point of This subreddit.

You might have seen the memes on the internet saying how g*mers are the most oppressed group on the earth. And how they will “Rise Up”. On the surface this is a pretty stupid, and mostly nonsensical meme. But despite how ridiculous it might seem, there is a line of truth to the meme.

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The fricking Spatha is the fricking cooler of the fricking roman swords

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Outlaw pointed pugios now


Don't forget to turn off signatures in settings!

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