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The halberd is the pinnacle of medieval weaponry. I will poke you, I will slash you, I will jab you, all while you can't even get within 10 feet of me.
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Enjoy your retinue of 20 men with fancy carvings on their halberds when I have ten times more peasants with spears and pikes. Halberds are cool and all but 99% of your army is gonna be dirty peasants and you can't trust them with much more than a pointy stick, the spear is the ultimate weapon because of economics
So that's why the forged thousands of them and why theyre are martial training documents on how to use it as well as documented battles where they were used.
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G*mers are a legitimate oppressed minority or something
I was high on blow last night and I wrote this. I have deleted the original post, but frick it here it is.
This is a REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY unpopular opinion. But I guess thats the point of This subreddit.
You might have seen the memes on the internet saying how g*mers are the most oppressed group on the earth. And how they will “Rise Up”. On the surface this is a pretty stupid, and mostly nonsensical meme. But despite how ridiculous it might seem, there is a line of truth to the meme.
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The halberd is the pinnacle of medieval weaponry. I will poke you, I will slash you, I will jab you, all while you can't even get within 10 feet of me.
Haberd gang rise up.
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Yeah but guns already started coming out when they were popular so eh
A bunch of defenders with halberds vs a few bois with hwachas
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I own a hwacha for home defense
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the extremely niche but accurate marseys are so funny
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Dude, blunderbussy
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Enjoy your retinue of 20 men with fancy carvings on their halberds when I have ten times more peasants with spears and pikes. Halberds are cool and all but 99% of your army is gonna be dirty peasants and you can't trust them with much more than a pointy stick, the spear is the ultimate weapon because of economics
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And let's be honest, sometimes you have to cull your peasants.
At least if it's a "war" they feel validated
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Yeah, it doesn't get much more intuitive that pointy stick.
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Scottish Claymore beats them all with its length and a cleave that could cut armour. Not medieval I admit but still the better weapon.
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A claymore cant cut armour short of the shittiest of chainmails
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It's another dumb meme sword that was never used in battle because it was too heavy and expensive
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It was constantly used in battle r-slur.
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Thats a modern illustration
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So that's why the forged thousands of them and why theyre are martial training documents on how to use it as well as documented battles where they were used.
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Do love me a big fat zweihander
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@CHUDTEP wanna be a janny
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U play too many videogames
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That's not a claymore, it's a claymost.
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I use a stick to push it to the side then stab you to death with a kitchen knife
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Jokes on you, you're already cleaved in twain!
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spearGODS
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Watch me close the gap between us in the time it takes you to raise that long boi up
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Pomerium moment !historychads
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Crassus bought every insula after a Visigoth Moment broke out. !nooticers
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@Crassus
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Can't even buy a pugio in Britannia Superior
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Our ancestors never foresaw that you could make a shortsword this deadly.
@Redactor0 wanna be a janny and take you're guns.
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weren't weapons prohibited within the pomerium?
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bad post.
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When, O Catiline, do you mean to cease signing your posts?
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G*mers are a legitimate oppressed minority or something
I was high on blow last night and I wrote this. I have deleted the original post, but frick it here it is.
This is a REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY unpopular opinion. But I guess thats the point of This subreddit.
You might have seen the memes on the internet saying how g*mers are the most oppressed group on the earth. And how they will “Rise Up”. On the surface this is a pretty stupid, and mostly nonsensical meme. But despite how ridiculous it might seem, there is a line of truth to the meme.
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The fricking Spatha is the fricking cooler of the fricking roman swords
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Outlaw pointed pugios now
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omg hi @Redactor0!!! okay so this is like super awkward omg but basically i had to remove ur comment bc u didnt say
i wanna be a janny
lol. don't worry though, we like wont let you post anything that like doesnt havei wanna be a janny
in it. anyways im like just a robot 😲 but if u want to talk 2 somebody you should do it here lolJump in the discussion.
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