Max Miller is a massive tool and all his "tasting history" videos completely suck butt, he acts like a beer or wine snob while literally trying to bait you into cooking ancient goy slop and doesn't even eat it himself

Seriously hate his max filler guy, he never literally eats the shit he just cooked.

He takes one bite, sometimes not even swallowing without jumpcutting away and then spends about 5-15 minutes describing ONE FRICKING BITE. His stupid shit literally gets shoved down your throat anytime you search for historic foodshit on youtube despite his videos being butt. He literally scammed a bunch of people into buy a book he make of made up recipes from ancient shit but literally tells you in every video they don't actually know what people meant by what so its a shitty guess and in the most smarmy way possible consistent with his professional background as a broadway actor or some shit.

Beyond all that his presentations sucks and he's completely full of shit just like beer or wine or liquor snobs who can't even tell their drinking white wine with red food coloring.

Just look how he treats his pretend authentic recipes versus steve eating real rations.

WW2-1960s:

Max Miller:

Steve:

1900s-WW1:

Max Shiller:

Steve:

1800s:

Lax Bussy:

Steve:

!historychads reject fake recipe goy slop, embrace botulism city thill seeking

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what the frick are you talking about r-slur. Max miller is goat and I watch all his videos. You wouldnt get it small brain.

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:marseyagree: I own his cookbook.

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If only you had see this post you could have invested in rdrama

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Got it for my wife for Christmas :#marseybow:

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I hope she cooks everything in there for you

:#marseyevilgrin:

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Stop making my point

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I bet you dont even watch the history section. You skip to the food so you can eat your bowl of ramen what the FRICK MAN

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I've watched a ton but since I'm only passively interested in the subject I never really paid attention to why I hated them until definitely confirming max sniffer has never literally eaten the shit he has suckered you into try and cook

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This has to be bait and I fell for it. I'm the smartest kong

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:#marseyxesright:

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Why do you watch this massive cute twink?

Trump for prison

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Because not everyone is as sensitive as you are? :marseysmug6:

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you're too r-slurred to get it.

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Steve is such a real one for eating preserved dried pork from the boer war and smoking cigarettes from the 50s, yet needs hospitalization after 3 bites of a modern Chinese MRE :#marseydarkxd:

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The fact that despite all the shit he's eaten it took a modern chinese ration is still some of the funniest shit ever :marseyxd:

I honestly think he probably inspired them to make better rations based on his most recent chinese slop review

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For such a smart people, why can't the Chinese make anything good? Are the IQ scores fabricated to dunk on white people?

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Holy shit something finally took Steve down? I missed that. Which episode?

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This Chinese Type 13 MRE menu 3 is truly one of the worst quality rations for a large military in the world. Bulky, overweight, low quality and half of it inedible completely. Chinese PLA pull it off again with yet another substandard ration. But this time they really pull off that notion more than ever. And this is not my first time running into this issue with these PLA rations. But it's certainly the last time I will ever be foolish enough to consume any green Chinese food. I ate a 112 year old US Army Emergency Ration this month (Still editing - 6 hours footage on 2 cameras..) and did not get sick... I ate this Type 13 menu 3 and got sick. Let that sink in a little on China's quality control on food for their rations.

He said in an interview or AMA somewhere this was the only one he went to the hospital after

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Oh man. Imagine being so crap you managed to tank Steve's iron gut; with a a ration under 150 years old no

less.

Thanks I'm gunna watch that tonight :marseytv:

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I actually :marseynerd3: appreciate :marseyitsallsowonderful: the fact that he doesn't just add five minutes of him chewing while staring :marseystare2: into the camera.

Go watch :marseywait: a mukbang if that's what you're fricking :marseytom: missing :marsey404: from his videos you whiny b-word :marseychonkerbutch:

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It belongs in a goy slop museum

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1733222597566165.webp

not in my SteveMRE recommendations

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Then press :marseyjourno: the "don't recommend channel" button!!!!

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https://media.tenor.com/KsvZ1G5XL1UAAAAx/drake-computer.webp

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:marseyshrug:I like them both and also that townsends guy.:marseypopcorntime:

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https://media.tenor.com/XN5euFgtPmUAAAAx/aholes-spaceballs.webp

don't equate them please, townsends is kingshit real history

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I like the crossover video that Townsends did with Max Miller. You can tell that Townsends :marseydrunk: didn't realize that Max :marseylgbtflag3: was :gay: before the video, and Townsends is using all his alcohol and willpower to resist going Matthew Shepard on him. Even in the thumbnail you can detect the barely contained rage in his eyes.

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holy shit lmao thats even more painful to watch than Ian McCollum try to play along with chud guntubers

:#marseyemojilaugh:

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:marseyxd: I didn't think about that but you're right, same awkward mismatch. Did Ian ever crossover with Steve? I feel like they would have chemistry :marseychemist:

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No but the similarities between their respective niches are great though and would make for good crossover like operations room has done with Drachinifel or something :marseycheckem2:

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going Matthew Shepard on him.

So fricking him then killing him over meth?

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In an 18th century style, with a matchlock blunderbuss :carppilgrim:

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Is Townsends actually a gigachud or are you just writing fanfiction?

:#marseyconfused:

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idk but he has a real family and puts them to work in his videos without making a thing out of it so that kinda makes him based, especially because nobody seems to be enjoying themselves lol

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It's a conclusion I came to purely based on vibes when I saw this video the first time. I have heard that Townsends is a boozer, it was from here though so it may not be true. But as a professional booze :marseycruisemissile: myself, I think he's wasted in a lot of his videos.

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I like both Steve and Max. Max's history parts are really good.

He might be my favorite cute twink, I'm always impressed how perfectly groomed he is.

:daydream#:

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He's groomed because he's a massive tool and a fraud with no real expertise in history

he sucks so bad at history he makes Dan Carlin look like Richard Roads or Stephen Ambrose

he sucks so bad at baking he makes Patricia Krentcil look like Paul Hollywood

He literally fakes eating the end results if you click the first link I posted

Even Townsends gives way better honest feedback on shitty old shit like his crab battle soup

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I like Dan Carlin too :marseyexcit#ed:

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same, except he doesn't pretend to be more that what he is, which is which is why he's based

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Shane Gillis bro history while doing a Dan Carlin impression is kino

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extremely based :marseyxd:

this is my best impression of him, if he was born 100 years in the future lol

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:#marseyxd:

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He takes one bite, sometimes not even swallowing without jumpcutting away and then spends about 5-15 minutes describing ONE FRICKING BITE.

Its tough out there for a bottom :marseytabletired2:

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Very disrespectful of bottoms who know how to cook and/or vice versa appreciate a good meal :marseymad:

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Very disrespectful of bottoms

Well yeah I'm a top, it comes with the territory

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Well yeah I'm a top, it comes with the territory

sure you are, sweaty

:#!@iviayaeltheanimapat: https://i.rdrama.net/images/1733224982219359.webp

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You don't gotta call me like that dude :marseydepressed:

I'm just coping over not having a peepee, let me have this

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Don't worry it'll grow out

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you dare hate our gay king

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whoa whoa whoa, I legit had no idea he was gay before I thought he was cute twink

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I like Max Miller!

:#marseysmughips:

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:baited#: I'm shocked

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Do you suppose Steve ever smoked one of those cigarettes with the asbestos filters?

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idk, what does lung cancer have to do with botulism or goy slop

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1733198985604612.webp

He always smokes the 65 year old cigarettes in those c rations.

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Yeah and they tasted pretty good so he said, what does his increased risk of lung cancer have to do with botulism or goy slop

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And honestly he's pretty stacked so what does that say about his diet?

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it makes you cool

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he's gay and hot

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Yeah maybe in a Stepford Husbandu kind of way, that's how they get you.

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You need to be punished for saying "goy slop" outside of an imageboard

Physically, ideally

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1689551041964363.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1689551044298265.webp

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You know what the worst part of Max Miller is? He's charismatic, I can see his face, and his arms aren't covered in tattoos that say "born to be overrated" and "beloved by reddit" and "I was molested by my uncle and I suck"

Max will never make it in the youtube culinary world without awful, hideous tattoos that make him look like he lives in a dumpster.

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>"I was molested by my uncle and I suck"

He's gay, he radiates that energy regardless

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:marseyconfused2:

This all seems too r-slurred and pointless to me. :marseyshrug:

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I have Steve but not Max in my algorithm feed. I don't think I've ever been recommended Max's content, and I watch a lot of cooking content.

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sure, but all of the links to steves videos I posted recommend max shitler when you raw dog it incognito mode

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Never heard of him, but he sounds like a cute twink.

Steve is a gigachad

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Amem, Max is a like a wannabe cobra minus the entertainment and if you switch all the good parts out with shit irrelevant to the title of the video that's just regurgitated from Wikipedia with no sources cited

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sad, but expected. I'm not sure there's a good word for youtube shlop, but the world needs one.

we used to call them whores, but zoomies have decided that they are actually the most wholesome chungus people because of oppression or something.

:marseyboom#er:

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I want a 70 yr old biscuit

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here's steve eating a 69-year-old biscuit from 1955:

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I'm with you DWHITE did you see the thread about this yesterday? @christmaseehands defended Max Miller while we were united in spirit even before I came :marseycoomer2: to your thread to unite in the digital flesh. Max Miller's cadence and mannerisms are too reminiscent of Philosophy:marseytrain2: for me he's gonna come out any day now.

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omg I didnt even see this :shadowrage#:

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BTW my friend is visiting this week and then my parents are flying to the Philippines for the first time ever so I have limited time to spread Christmas cheer this year. Please take up my mantle and do your best for the Christmaschads cause. You're the only janny I can trust :marseykneel: with this, Carp is sometimes a loose cannon when he drinks.

And of course I hope you know that I pray you and your family :marseyqueerie: are brought together this most joyous time of year in love and revelry.

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aw thanks man idk what to say other than

https://media.tenor.com/ztnKqvZj1oQAAAAx/the-godfather-luca-brasi.webp

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Steve is an neurodivergent and his videos are boring as frick "oh wow check out the plastic spoon they give you" :marseyeyeroll:


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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1733246862087729.webp I could watch them for hours they're so great

and he's kinda funny and very humble and nice to his audience :marseywholesome:

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I like his videos too, I was just trolling :marseybow:


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Most cooking shows don't end with the chef gorging on an entire meal. Part of Steve's appeal is him eating gross stuff and risking his life every video.

That, and his delight at smoking decades-stale cigarettes is endearing.

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yeah I like to think he represents the happy niche between fake butt cooking shit versus gratuitous fat people or bulimics mukbanging food binging

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I just wanna see a guy eat Babylonian stews while having unnaturally bright eyes.

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We should be considerate to the living; to the dead we owe only the truth.

-- Voltaire

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