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David was 13 years old when he fought Goliath. Anyway, here's a statue of his peepee.
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Is it from back in old boomer times or before?
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Fun fact: the statue
was originally meant to be placed on top of the Florence Duomo, which is why he's proportioned the way he is, it's meant to look more natural from a distance when looking 
from below.
This however also implies that his peepee
is scaled UP to account for the perspective, meaning his peepee 
is technically even smaller 
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Yeah weren't there supposed to be a dozen statues for some church?
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not sure what youre talking
about
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David was going to be one of a dozen biblical prophets to be commissioned to stick on top of a church
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i mean the church
youre referring to would 
be the Duomo of Florence but other than that idk maybe 
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or so I've been told
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Not sure about the peepee, but I'm fairly sure that his palms and head are disproportionately bigger, so what you're saying tracks
Factcheck: This claim is both true and false.
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yes the hands/head and stuff are true
the peepee
part is what we in the rdrama 
community 
like to call an "obvious joke"
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Fair enough but did you know that in the past having a small peepee was considered to be a trait of a more civilized and intelligent person?
I don't think that belief is from the same time period, but I can attest to the fact that it is indeed true (I'm r-slurred)
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The belief originally comes from ancient
greece, and was later 
incorporated into roman 
culture too
the reneissance specifically copies ancient
roman 
art, which is the male statues still have small 
peepeees
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Yea I know that it comes from ancient Greece but somehow I didn't connect the dots that it's present in renaissance as well since they just copied a bunch of shit
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