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Chewing a burger without a burger chewing license? Death penalty. pic.twitter.com/LD7DHnJumA
— Libertarian Party of Delaware (@LPofDelaware) October 6, 2022
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Cop heroically shoots a mayo and future fattie while he's scarfing down a burger
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Holy shit
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the admins definitely have some snappy replies set to trigger if certain words are used in the title. like “cop” for instance lol.
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Factcheck: This claim is a gross exageration of reality.
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Is snappy sentient?
The 8-Ball Says: Better not tell you now.
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wait, how do you do 8balls?
The 8-Ball Says: My reply is no.
Factcheck: This claim is both true and false.
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You overestimate the intelligence of our code jannies
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They don't need to, rdrama's bots use upvote/downvote learning algorithms so they eventually figure these things out themselves.
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counterpoint: https://rdrama.org/h/fatpeoplehate/post/111182/cop-heroically-shoots-a-mayo-and/2857350?context=8#context
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I suspect our code jannies are lying about what's in their code. Either our bots are actually people or there's some learning algorithm involved. One of the jannies revealed that the code uses Tensorflow which I heard is primarily used in AI programming.
I know what you're thinking. Drama jannies breaching the high ethical standards of the technology profession and lying about their code? Seems pretty hard to believe, right? But I wouldn't make those kinds of accusations lightly.
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what the frick
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BURGER LIVES MATTER
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SENTIENT
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Sneediment
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Wtf is even the context here? He walks up to this guy, tries to pull him out of the car, then chases after him? Car thief? Big-shot gangster who they've finally caught doing something minor?
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It was a 17 year old and the cop thought he was the same person that evaded him the night before (he wasn't lol)
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wtf that's just sad...
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how tf is the story sad? he survived, and he will gget millions from the state, he is literally set 4 life for enduring a 30 second alteration
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That pig fricked up his car, gave him hearing damage, and ruined his burger. How is that not sad?
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Modern American Tragedy
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the cop was right to shoot that disgusting shitty fast food burger out of his hands. rest I cannot support though
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Americans stop eating revolting goyslop challenge (VERY HARD)
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That kid is going to win millions in the inevitable lawsuit. He will be able to buy more burgers than his swollen, plaque-ridden heart can handle.
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Tbh I wouldn’t mind non life threatening gunshot wounds as long as I’m set for life and if it doesn’t affect my lifting in the long term.
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Ok you get shot in the stomach and uncontrollably shit in a bag for the rest of your life
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Lmao that's just the MrBeast life. He has Crohn's and millions, I'm sure he's happy.
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Wait MrBeast shits in a belly bag?
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think so
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I would just shit out my butt like normal and keep the money, but you do you king.
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I'm pooping out my butt right now, it's overrated tbh
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oh you just had to rub it in didnt ya
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Thankfully he was shot in the leg. Still sucks though because now he may have trouble with mobility or exercising.
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Or I get shot in the lower leg and get back to squatting in a year.
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still would be a gamble. can still die or get crippled if the bullet hits the right spot in your thigh or arm or whatever
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I wish a cop would shoot me
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Next time you get pulled over just reach for your glovebox as fast as possible
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You should already be holding it.
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Yeah but so did the cop
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big L for taxpayers
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have you ever read wagie stories? getting four shots of police bullets in 30 seconds beats getting Bezo's peepee shut in your butt for 40 years
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This comment is Bezomisic, please do better
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Apparently he's in critical condition in the hospital. There's a good chance he'll have lifelong issues if he survives. Bullets don't just punch neat little holes in you.
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Why did he quickly throw it in reverse and attempt to flee? Something is sus here, that's not the behavior of an innocent burger eater
Once again proving the point if you just fricking listen and don't act like an imbecile your chances of not getting shot are near 100%
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He had a gun pointed at him???
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Rightoids feel the need to defend cops in every situation since leftoids hate them
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I'm as racist as any rightoid but I still hate cops who act like r-slurs.
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I'm not racist at all but I love violence committed by public servants on anyone
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Why aren't you racist?
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Radical centrism wins yet again, is there ANYTHING we cannot do????
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last part was redunant. fixed it for you
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Yeah but that is not relevant here because dramanauts are not rightoids since there are no rightoids on rDrama
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ikr, the cop didn't even announce he was a cop. I would be scared shitless
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The uniform does the talking
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Yeah youre more likely to focus on the uniform than the gun shoved in your face by some guy randomly opening your door
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He saw Black and racistly assumed he was being robbed. The cop NTA.
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Yea cops tend to pull guns out
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Someone has never been shot at and it shows
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You have?
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Once but that’s enough for me
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Yea because I listen and obey like a good girl
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So do car jackers
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Yea by a person who is clearly a cop
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Because a dude just opened his door and told him to get out and started blasting at him? This fricker doesn’t even say he’s police before he starts shooting this kid.
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The cop could have identified himself, to begin with. Or, you know, got behind the suspect's car and turned his lights on.
What he shouldn't have done was a walk up to the suspect's car at night, swing open the door and yell for him to get out.
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he started doing that after officer maggot had started shooting at him. so I'm guessing the attempted murder might be the reason why he was fleeing.
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Unironically
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Shouldn't have tags that don't match the vehicle. Cop did nothing wrong.
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Darn what a dipshit
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the guy who tried to drive away, right? because that was peak dipshit move.
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in the context of a low trust society and increased car jackings less and less.
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So funny to see which people are chuds because they believe in the rule of law and which are just kitties who do whatever they're told.
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I mean yea i would have never done that. And its not like he thought he was getting jacked its obv a cop. But still I was talking about the cop. It wasnt even the right guy
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Holy shit, this must be why my psychotic ex-roommate wanted to borrow my car! That fricking POS was trying to get me capped.
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It was a random zoomer grabbing McDonalds with his girl in the passenger seat. They were looking for a different car.
Zoomers fight or flight kicked and he got shot for it.
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Prolly intoxicated driver. Dude looked fricked up and when else are u going hard on mcdanks like that
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i love how this cop shooting is in fat people hate.
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His mistake was parking to eat his mcdigglers. If he'd just continued to drive drunk and scarfed the borgar in transit, everyone in this situation would have gotten home safely, full, happy, and un-gunshotted
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