I went to my Dr. recently. I said I had been watching what I eat, and she said, off the cuff, "not closely enough".
I did a double take and laughed uncomfortably. I have been eating nothing but hard boiled eggs and slices of cheese since. It just dawned on me that I haven't eaten anything in 2 days. Welcome back ED! 😁
Look chud, either I stay obese or I fast in the desert for 40 days. Now look what you made me do!
hard boiled eggs and slices of cheese
also what
A REAL doctor would never tell me to quit smoking.
"Mommy why does that hippopotamus smell so nice?"
This makes me mad and makes me recall why we want low body weight removed from AN criteria.
"NOOO!!!!! STOP DIETING!!! Don't you know it would be dangerous if you were skinny instead of 300 pounds?!!"
"I'm sorry, ma'am, I'm afraid the tests came back positive for.... STUNNING and BEAUTIFUL!"
"Thanks, doc."
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Misguided attempt at keto?
Also, these bitches never weigh their food with a small kitchen scale you can get for $10
Bible black lives matter
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78 calories per egg, 113 per slice of cheese. B-word probably needs 1100/day to lose weight, so just under 6 eggs + cheese meals a day. Guaranteed she was eating a dozen and a block of cheese
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Only a dozen?
Putting the in
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(that was the joke)
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Honesttogod some of these girls on 2X could be eating 4000 calories a day and shedding pounds off each day.
What I mean to say is that Redditors are huge
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Their food won't fit on a small kitchen scale...
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Contemplate the aroma
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