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Shit lords IN IN IN! Fatties posting about times they got stuck in furniture

https://old.reddit.com/r/PlusSize/comments/18rbnrz/it_happened

								

								

It happened.

I got stuck in a chair yesterday. And to make matters worse, I was all alone (isolating on Christmas to avoid covid.) I was stuck for a good 30 minutes and honestly debated calling the fire department. Eventually I was able to get myself out but needless to say I will be getting rid of my chair that has arms on it.

Anyway, I'm not exactly sure why I'm posting this, I guess just that I was really scared while I was stuck in there and wanted to release that feeling.

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Also bc you were lazy I'll highlight comments I found the funniest


I read a quote that things are only embarrassing if you choose they are. I've had skinny friends get stuck and break chairs too and it had nothing to do with their weight. Someday you'll look back and laugh it off.

Yeah it's a bit less embarrassing when mishaps aren't caused by being a hog :marseychonker: As for the last point, I never kek'd as hard as I did when my doctor told me I was pre-diabetic :marseytrollolol:


Years ago , I was a dinner guests and as soon as I sat down the dining room the chair fell apart like it was a prop chair . It was humiliating but I can laugh about it now

:surejan: Nothing makes a pudgy wudgy hoot and holler like causing problems due to being a landwhale :marseywhale:


I got stuck in a bathtub once. I fell asleep while I was relaxing in a tub full of water and when I woke up, I got all dried up because the water managed to drain somehow.

I also like to brachiosaurus-max and rely on water to keep my body from falling apart due to excess body weight 🦕


All that means is, it's not the right chair for you.

It's all the chair, nothing more to see, and no self reflection necessary https://media.giphy.com/media/12Zv57OF16CQg/giphy.webp

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lol these are great. I'll add my favorite

I got stuck in the Chicago L once trying to go to the airport. I had a suitcase and a purse and I was trying to go through the turn thingy so partly it was the luggage but partly it was that the spaces are so darn small.

It was embarrassing at the time cause I panicked and the worker had to come help me, but you know what, recently I read a quote that things are only embarrassing if you choose they are. I've had skinny friends get stuck and break chairs too and it had nothing to do with their weight. Someday you'll look back and laugh it off.

I went to a museum that had no gate beside the turnstile and had to yell to the people at the ticket desk, telling them if I stepped into that turnstile I was gonna be there forever. They were nice about it and showed me another way in. I wasn't embarrassed — they were the ones with the stupid tiny turnstile!

:#marseychonkerfoid: :!#marseychonkerfoidtalking:

:#marseyrofl:

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I've had skinny friends get stuck and break chairs too and it had nothing to do with their weight

:#marseysurejan:

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Remember that skinny to them is anyone not as fat as them

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The entitlement of these fatties is of the charts

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Insane how :marseyconfused2: they have no shame at all

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I wonder if theyre black :blackwomanspeaking:

Or if its just the fat cutting off bloodflow to parts of their brain responsible for common decency, regardless of race.

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The wagies were probably laughing at her for weeks after that

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The fatty just turned too the left and absorbed that transit worker like a giant katamari ball

Trans lives matter

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:#marseykatamarireddit:

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:!#marseykatamariredditlove::!#marseykatamariredditlove::!#marseykatamariredditlove:

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I got stuck in a bathtub once

How wide is this b-word????

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As wide as a bathtub, give or take a few inch

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I read a quote that things are only embarrassing if you DON'T SHARE THEM ONLINE

Wise words of wisdom

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I got stuck in a bathtub once. I fell asleep while I was relaxing in a tub full of water and when I woke up, I got all dried up because the water managed to drain somehow.

I also like to brachiosaurus-max and rely on water to keep my body from falling apart due to excess body weight 🦕

Seriously though was she only able to fit to begin by being slippery? This makes no sense to me lmao

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You gotta lubricate the fat rolls.

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How can you be that big and get into the bath to begin with


Putting the :e: in spookie turkey

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I guess you can just flop over into it? Thinking about it more she's probably just lying about being "stuck"/the dry skin thing and just couldn't move enough to get herself out of a relatively small space. People like this struggle to get up from laying down in general when you can't roll off the bed, a bath tub would surely exasperate it

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Jesus, i legit cant comprehend living like that.

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Seems like you would just grip the side and push your way up no matter how big. I feel like if you are big enough to you get stuck, can you even fit enough water in the tub? A 500 lb average America takes up 60 gallons of space alone


Putting the :e: in spookie turkey

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push your way up

I think thats the issue. Not enough strength to lift 200lb because if they worked out enough to have that strength, they wouldnt be so obese in the first place.

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Oh a hamgalaxy absolutely cannot even approach being able to lift their body weight with their arms. Not a snowball's chance in heck.

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I'm thinking they were literally too weak to do the dip-adjacent movement to push themselves up

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The Tyrannosaur Merchant Fears the Brachiosaurusmaxxer

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!effortposters give upsorens to those who do the op's work for him

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Good job. I have done my part.

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(((Big chair))) did this

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More like Little Chair amirite

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I fell asleep while I was relaxing in a tub full of water

What else would it be full of? Gravy?

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I'm guessing the alt is it being half full of water or smth

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I read a quote that things are only embarrassing if you choose :marseyvalentine: they are. I've had skinny :marseyanorexic: friends :marseysnoohug: get stuck and break chairs too and it had nothing :marseynothingburger: to do with their weight. Someday you'll look back and laugh :marseyghostlaugh: it off.

:#surejan:

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Yeah it's a bit less embarrassing when mishaps aren't caused by being a hog.

Seriously, why does OP's post sound like a Peter griffin bit :marseyxd:

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hoot and holler

Shut the frick up corncel

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