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https://old.reddit.com/r/PlusSize/comments/18rbnrz/it_happened
It happened.
I got stuck in a chair yesterday. And to make matters worse, I was all alone (isolating on Christmas to avoid covid.) I was stuck for a good 30 minutes and honestly debated calling the fire department. Eventually I was able to get myself out but needless to say I will be getting rid of my chair that has arms on it.
Anyway, I'm not exactly sure why I'm posting this, I guess just that I was really scared while I was stuck in there and wanted to release that feeling.
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Also bc you were lazy I'll highlight comments I found the funniest
Yeah it's a bit less embarrassing when mishaps aren't caused by being a hog
As for the last point, I never kek'd as hard as I did when my doctor told me I was pre-diabetic 
I also like to brachiosaurus-max and rely on water to keep my body from falling apart due to excess body weight 🦕
It's all the chair, nothing more to see, and no self reflection necessary
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Seriously, why does OP's post sound like a Peter griffin bit
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How wide is this b-word????
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As wide as a bathtub, give or take a few inch
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lol these are great. I'll add my favorite
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Remember that skinny to them is anyone not as fat as them
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The entitlement of these fatties is of the charts
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Insane how
they have no shame at all
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I wonder if theyre black
Or if its just the fat cutting off bloodflow to parts of their brain responsible for common decency, regardless of race.
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The wagies were probably laughing at her for weeks after that
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The fatty just turned too the left and absorbed that transit worker like a giant katamari ball
Trans lives matter
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Wise words of wisdom
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Seriously though was she only able to fit to begin by being slippery? This makes no sense to me lmao
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You gotta lubricate the fat rolls.
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How can you be that big and get into the bath to begin with
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I guess you can just flop over into it? Thinking about it more she's probably just lying about being "stuck"/the dry skin thing and just couldn't move enough to get herself out of a relatively small space. People like this struggle to get up from laying down in general when you can't roll off the bed, a bath tub would surely exasperate it
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Jesus, i legit cant comprehend living like that.
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Seems like you would just grip the side and push your way up no matter how big. I feel like if you are big enough to you get stuck, can you even fit enough water in the tub? A 500 lb average America takes up 60 gallons of space alone
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I think thats the issue. Not enough strength to lift 200lb because if they worked out enough to have that strength, they wouldnt be so obese in the first place.
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Oh a hamgalaxy absolutely cannot even approach being able to lift their body weight with their arms. Not a snowball's chance in heck.
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I'm thinking they were literally too weak to do the dip-adjacent movement to push themselves up
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The Tyrannosaur Merchant Fears the Brachiosaurusmaxxer
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!effortposters give upsorens to those who do the op's work for him
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Good job. I have done my part.
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(((Big chair))) did this
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More like Little Chair amirite
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What else would it be full of? Gravy?
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I'm guessing the alt is it being half full of water or smth
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Shut the frick up corncel
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