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:marseyscooter:"I'm so fat that I'm over the weight limit for an american water slides, please sympathize with how this make me feel emotionally" :marseychonkernoticeme:

https://old.reddit.com/r/PlusSize/comments/1cs3zcv/waterpark_nightmare/ 

								

								

									
									

									
								

							

							

								
									
								
							

							

								
	

							

						

						
						

							

								
							

						

					

					
						

							
							
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So you walk up like a billion flights of stairs, and once you get to the top platform, there's a large scale that two people can stand on. There's a light next to it. If it lights up green, you're under the weight limit and if it's red, you're over
:marseyxd:  funniest thing I've read all week.
Make the fats climb to the top of the stairs and then make them stand on a scale. The red light and the walk of shame back down should really be the wake up call.

						


						
							

							

								
									
								
							


							

								
	

							


							

								

									

										
										

									


								
						

					
				


				

				
					
	

	
		

			
		


		

			

				
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they need a scale like that before you get on planes at the airport

						


						
							

							

								
									
								
							


							

								
	

							


							

								

									

										
										

									


								
						

					
				


				

				
					
	

	
		

			
		


		

			

				
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When you board a Ryanair flight they have a little box for you to put your carry on in so they can charge you extra when its too big. They should make the fats sit in a little box and then have to pay for 3 seats.

						


						
							

							

								
									
								
							


							

								
	

							


							

								

									

										
										

									


								
						

					
				


				

				
					
	

	
		

			
		


		

			

				
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They should have a really loud whooping siren go off just to make sure the wagies running it are alerted.

						


						
							

							

								
									
								
							


							

								
	

							


							

								

									

										
										

									


								
						

					
				


				

				
					
	

	
		

			
		


		

			

				
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Fog horn sound :marseyhearnoevil: effect #4

						


						
							

							

								
									
								
							


							

								
	

							


							

								

									

										
										

									


								
						

					
				


				

				
					
	

	
		

			
		


		

			

				
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Instead of a water slide down it should open like a trap door into the fatty pit
https://i.rdrama.net/images/17158900935958145.webp

						


						
							

							

								
									
								
							


							

								
	

							


							

								

									

										
										

									


								
						

					
				


				

				
					
	

	
		

			
		


		

			

				
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Could just send them back down and let them try again. By the time they've done 8 sets of stairs they'll be under the limit

						


						
							

							

								
									
								
							


							

								
	

							


							

								

									

										
										

									


								
						

					
				


				

				
					
	

	
		

			
		


		

			

				
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there's a large scale that two people can stand on. There's a light next to it. If it lights up green, you're under the weight limit and if it's red, you're over. My boyfriend is average weight & I'm plus size so we were a bit over the combined weight limit.
It was a 2 person ride and she alone met the maximum extra fat for 2 people :marseyxd:

						


						
							

							

								
									
								
							


							

								
	

							


							

								

									

										
										

									


								
						

					
				


				

				
					
	

	
		

			
		


		

			

				
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Remember this is a :marseychtorrr2: so the "average weight" is probably very different than what a normal person would consider average.

						


						
							

							

								
									
								
							


							

								
	

							


							

								

									

										
										

									


								
						

					
				


				

				
					
	

	
		

			
		


		

			

				
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Does it have a "high score" mode?

						


						
							

							

								
									
								
							


							

								
	

							


							

								

									

										
										

									


								
						

					
				


				

				
					
	

	
		

			
		


		

			

				
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