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6mo ago (reddit.com) 570 thread views #269417

"I'm so fat that I'm over the weight limit for an american water slides, please sympathize with how this make me feel emotionally"

https://old.reddit.com/r/PlusSize/comments/1cs3zcv/waterpark_nightmare/

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ChungusEnjoyer chun/gus :marseyclueless:

6mo ago #6411406

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So you walk up like a billion flights of stairs, and once you get to the top platform, there's a large scale that two people can stand on. There's a light next to it. If it lights up green, you're under the weight limit and if it's red, you're over

:marseyxd: funniest thing I've read all week.

Make the fats climb to the top of the stairs and then make them stand on a scale. The red light and the walk of shame back down should really be the wake up call.

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Bluefish they/them ChungusEnjoyer 6mo ago #6411488 Edited 6mo ago

They should have a really loud whooping siren go off just to make sure the wagies running it are alerted.

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TomfooleryButChristmas Helic/opter Bluefish 6mo ago #6414431

Fog horn sound effect #4

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KingofZembla king/sire It's a cool place! ChungusEnjoyer 6mo ago #6411965

Instead of a water slide down it should open like a trap door into the fatty pit

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asshole there/then (>^.^(>O.○)> ChungusEnjoyer 6mo ago #6411675

they need a scale like that before you get on planes at the airport

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Pelican they/them asshole 6mo ago #6411933

When you board a Ryanair flight they have a little box for you to put your carry on in so they can charge you extra when its too big. They should make the fats sit in a little box and then have to pay for 3 seats.

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IVIayaelTheAnima I/We I’m 100% certain that at least half the mods do not have Faith or the Holy Spirit. ChungusEnjoyer 6mo ago #6411845

Could just send them back down and let them try again. By the time they've done 8 sets of stairs they'll be under the limit

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gaybowser Jeb/Bush Medically Certified r-slur ChungusEnjoyer 6mo ago #6412131

there's a large scale that two people can stand on. There's a light next to it. If it lights up green, you're under the weight limit and if it's red, you're over. My boyfriend is average weight & I'm plus size so we were a bit over the combined weight limit.

It was a 2 person ride and she alone met the maximum extra fat for 2 people :marseyxd: