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So you walk up like a billion flights of stairs, and once you get to the top platform, there's a large scale that two people can stand on. There's a light next to it. If it lights up green, you're under the weight limit and if it's red, you're over

:marseyxd: funniest thing I've read all week.

Make the fats climb to the top of the stairs and then make them stand on a scale. The red light and the walk of shame back down should really be the wake up call.

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They should have a really loud whooping siren go off just to make sure the wagies running it are alerted.

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Fog horn sound :marseyhearnoevil: effect #4

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Instead of a water slide down it should open like a trap door into the fatty pit

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17158900935958145.webp

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they need a scale like that before you get on planes at the airport

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When you board a Ryanair flight they have a little box for you to put your carry on in so they can charge you extra when its too big. They should make the fats sit in a little box and then have to pay for 3 seats.

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Could just send them back down and let them try again. By the time they've done 8 sets of stairs they'll be under the limit

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there's a large scale that two people can stand on. There's a light next to it. If it lights up green, you're under the weight limit and if it's red, you're over. My boyfriend is average weight & I'm plus size so we were a bit over the combined weight limit.

It was a 2 person ride and she alone met the maximum extra fat for 2 people :marseyxd:

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Remember this is a :marseychtorrr2: so the "average weight" is probably very different than what a normal person would consider average.

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Does it have a "high score" mode?

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17158839192239993.webp

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so you walk up like a billion flights of stairs, and once you get to the top platform, there's a large scale that two people can stand on. There's a light next to it. If it lights up green, you're under the weight limit and if it's red, you're over. My boyfriend is average weight & I'm plus size so we were a bit over the combined weight limit. I was also over to 300lb single rider limit. Had to do the walk of shame down all those stairs.

Based water park forcing cardio on them

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>My boyfriend is average weight & I'm plus size … [implies she's way over 300 pounds]

An architect watering his sow or a looksmatched couple in 2024?

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She stated she's 350 lbs in a post about "recovering from bulimia"

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I didn't eat too much, it's bulimia. :#marseychonkerfoidpuke:

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She needs to puke harder :pepeyikes:

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I dont think we should trust a 300lb foids definition of average?

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the later...

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17158983071413934.webp

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https://media.giphy.com/media/lgZ2W9Hjau29W/giphy.webp

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Someone post the steampunk swinger image

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300lb single rider jesus christ

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I'd imagine it's so staff can see it. If they took people's word, they'd end up sued

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Why are the scales at the top of the slide? How do you get down?

:marseychonkerfoid: tries to comprehend the technology of stairs. Many such cases


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Cows can't go down stairs.

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17160775281418004.webp

You sure?

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>and I decided to celebrate by going to a Waterpark

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17158836390240023.webp

the fats really have no shame

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What the frick is that body shape holy shit that's a new one to me.

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Bullfrog shape.

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Apple shaped is what they're calling it now

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17158860050348172.webp

Makes sense I suppose.

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Butt on the front

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24th birthday at that

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:#marseyspitmojigenocide:

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Why are the scales at the top of the slide? How do you get down?

Why would they not have the scale at the bottom?! That's incredibly stupid. I'm sorry you had to deal with that.

Lmao :marseykingcrown:

Force the fatties to climb the stairs and queue and then publicly ridicule them at the top and force them to do a walk of shame back down.

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It's obviously so they can weigh you immediately before you enter the slide because otherwise somebody's gonna cheat, cut in line or something, get injured or ruin the slide, then sue the park.

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>being so fat that a place that literally only fat people go to says you are too fat

:#marseyemojirofl:

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>being so fat u check if a place has a weight limit ahead of time

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17308113587099795.webp

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that poor slide :#marseyrain:

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So close


:chad!black2: :marseybear::marseyrefrigerator:

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Technically he made it all the way down to the bottom

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paying a hefty amount

:marseygiggle:

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They're weighing people at the slides now :marseyxd:

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At the top of the stairs too :marseytrollolol:

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Good, put those fatties to work

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if you light one of those on fire, they would literally explode. theres so much fat it would go up like a grease fire. you jump in a pool of water and it doesnt stop, the body just rises to the top and keeps burning.

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Nah they probably just eyeball it realistically lol

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And make a beeping sound with their mouths :marsey57:

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:marse!ybooing: "Too fat! Too fat! Beep!"

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:#marseyxd:

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:marseysmokealarmbeep:

Maybe if you're like 600lb and can't get up on a step stool or aren't :marseyskinny: this might be an issue.

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She's a BIG'UN

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17158902828304358.webp

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She's 24???

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She's 46 in fat years.

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If I saw this at a waterpark in anything other than a full burqa I'd sue for permanent visual damages.

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What is it with women these days all being morbidly obese? And then they decide they would look better with clown makeup, annoying glasses, and a ridiculous outfit? FFS ...

At least she had some dignity and went with the Mary Poppins look instead of a crop top and daisy dukes :marseypuke:

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Cocktail of drugs ruining their brain chemistry so they just eat and watch netflix all day.

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any female born after 1993 can't slide… all they know is McDonald's , refill they Diet Coke, waddle, be fat, eat hot chip & lie (about their caloric intake)

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Don't mind if I do :marseysneed:

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"I recovered from bulimia"

Nah b-word u beat the heck out of bulimia.

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I have a hard time believing there wasn't a limit sign at the bottom

She probably walked right past it

"What are they going to do? Weigh me?"

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wtf does snappy even do besides spout a random copy pasta? archives or something? who cares?

Snapshots:

https://old.reddit.com/r/PlusSize/comments/1cs3zcv/waterpark_nightmare/:

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