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  • The_ACA : please ping !deadBIPOCstorage for all coffee posts

Starbucks drink = 14 glazed donuts of sugar

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should try this one

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i'll never understand why people drink health shakes :disturbing:

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Honestly, a lot more of any vitamin than i expected.

Its like getting shot with a bullet coated in penicillin, but at least its something, i guess.

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>Crustaceans

:#taywhat:

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Hey it's got 13g of fiber and 38g protein

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I drink 2 of these a day for my gainz

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don't even TALK to me until I've had my morning coffee

:#marseychonkerfoidpuke:

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Hmmm maybe this is the new date r*pe

>find chonker

>give drink

>drive home with her

>diabetic coma

????

Profit!!!

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  • DickButtKiss : Black coffee sucks and only Boomer cute twinks and tryhards drink it

if you don't drink straight black coffee then you are a cute twink

!chuds !deadBIPOCstorage

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This morning I had a Starbies :marseystarbucks: pumpkin spice cold brew. It was so disgustingly sweet that I could barely finish it, and I ordered the small one.

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The alternative to a black coffee is an Americano, which is just espresso diluted up to drip coffee. Little bit of a cleaner taste.

!deadBIPOCstorage

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And if you don't don't like black coffee, try a lighter roast.

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but it's still black coffee

breakfast blends have the most caffeine since less of it gets combusted during the roasting process

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:#marseyhesright:

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You're already b-word made if you're drinking coffee instead of adrenochrome

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zoz

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zle

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zozzle

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:eaglehesright#: I ice that shit, slam it in one go and get on with my day.

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zoz

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zle

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zozzle

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:marseysaint:

blessed again!

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!goyslopenjoyers

Healthtard rant BACKFIRES!!! :marseygunsuicide:

Accidentally proves goyslop FACT that glazed donuts are a healthy choice

:#marseyemojilaugh:

Consider this. Donut shops are mostly owned by Cambodians. Cambodians are literally the skinniest demographic in the USA if not the WORLD. WELL HEALTHTARDS??? :#marseythonk: :#marseyhmmhips: :#doubtspin:

PROOF: CAMBODIANS ARE SKINNIER THAN OTHER ASIAN AMERICANS WHO ARE ALREADY THE SKINNIEST AMERICANS!!!

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Never get high off your own supply :taysmart:

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Bruh I think they're still trying to recover from the Khmer Rouge

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being around sweets and baked goods all day makes you not want to eat them

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that's because they can't afford coffee and just eat their home farmed cockroaches.

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!burgers

:#marseysaluteusa: :!#marseyscooter:

What a nice breakfast drink!

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Hmmm so you're telling me if I get a soda instead I can have 14 glazed donuts? Sounds good sir :marseymutt2:

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And here I am feeling like a fattie when I go for a second donut. I feel so much better about my poor decisions now

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That's two donuts too many. You should feel bad.

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God darn, these fatties look so disgusting. Like actual orcs, with their fat-laden brow.

How fat do you have to be for your body to store fat in your brow?!

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Most countries don't even have 12 different kinds of sugar to put in. That's real American know-how!

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Sounds good to me :marseysipping:

!goyslopenjoyers who can relate?

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Just 14? I'm not on a diet

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there's no pumpkin in here

R-slurs it's called pumpkin spice because it's a collection of spices that usually go in pumpkin pie. No one wants a drink that tastes like pumpkin, that would be disgusting.

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Pumpkin soup is delicious.

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Omg I'm not saying it isn't, I'm saying that a sweet coffee drink with pumpkin in it would be disgusting

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lol and that probably has not verynmuch caffiene.

!slota111

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I heard if they dont like you theyll give you decaf

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!slots111

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!slots 10000 common goomble

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:#vegetakneel:

!slots400

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!slots250

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ERRRRRRM LIKE ERRRRRM THIS A PUMPKIN SWIRL FROZENNNN COFEEEEEE

ERRRRRRMMMMM LIKE UHHHHH YIKES MUCH, SWEETIE?????????

:marseynails: :marseynails: :marseynails:

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Love those Africa Guy tag-ons.

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I barely drink coffee but when I do, I load it up with sugar. I don't like coffee but I like sugar and caffeine. Don't like it, don't buy it.

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Im down too.

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What?

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Dont like it dont buy it, like sugar etc. I agree. Doesn't mean i wont take the opportunity to dunk on Starbuck tho

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Fair enough

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Just because it mentions RFK in the tweet that doesn't mean it's necessarily crazy.

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