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mad that the bong 
guberment may be giving them free ozempic 
to get their type 2 diabetic asses back to work 
https://old.reddit.com/r/antiwork/comments/1g42tm3/british_government_proposes_ozempic_for/
Yeah it's old but I don't give a shit.
Suddenly "muh medical freedom" matters lmao
Unironicly wouldn't be against it
So you can doordash and ubereats more fast food lol
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Now that roe has been overturned i anticipate the US government will require/force new conscripts to take ozempic as part of basic to deal with the fat problem when WW3 fully breaks out.
https://www.militarytimes.com/news/your-military/2023/10/13/nearly-70-of-active-service-members-are-overweight-report-finds/
https://www.military.com/daily-news/2022/09/28/new-pentagon-study-shows-77-of-young-americans-are-ineligible-military-service.html
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WW3 won't be fought with much ground troops lol
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why does Russia/Ukraine/Israel fight that way rn then? Why is NK conscripting 1.4million troops? Why did selective service become automatic this year?
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Well yeah because they are more forever-skirmishs that are meant to put pressure on you opponent until they concede.
If World War 3 happened and they need battles to be won quick and concisely, then you don't need as much ground troops just being seat warmers for occupied foriegn territory
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why do you think WW3 would be quick outside of a global thermonuclear apocalyspe happening? Both ww1 and ww2 lasted like half a decade or more and i cant think of a recent war that didnt last like 5 years at least outside of africa.
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Because they are fighting with WW2 tech and would lose against any military with 2020s tech.
Kamala will win.
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It turns out Jane Roe wasn't pregnant, she just got fat.
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Well yes but actually no. The Supreme Court in Dobbs distinguished Roe from Griswold (the contraception case), and kitty-footed around attacking the underlying principle.
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Thomas said in his concurrance that it should extend to griswold and obbergefell and suggested rhat thats next
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There is a reason Justice Thomas writes a concurring opinion on everything and doesn't get to write that in the opinion of the Court.
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because racism
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