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If you b-word about Jurassic Park dinos being too unrealistic, keep yourself safe

https://www.newsweek.com/entertainment/jurassic-park-remake-realistic-raptors-goes-viral-2011089

Literally zero people want or care about the dinos to be realistic (and it even makes more sense lore-wise in-universe that they are not realistic)

!dinochads I hope you are having a good day :trexthumbsup:


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Velociraptors measured a tiny 1.6 ft high and weighed just 35lbs, so if they wouldn't have been much of a threat to humans.

Yeah I bet 4 or 5 of them would still frick you up

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The average american could probably be taken down by a beagle tbh

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I want them to be LESS realistic.

Imagine how much scarier it'd be if the dinosaur :marseyskeletontrex: coming to kill you has a huge 'murder dildo :marseyrdramauser: from Se7en' between :marseyzeldalinkpast: its legs.

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In the last movie they had one that was like the Predator.

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and it even makes more sense lore-wise in-universe that they are not realistic

This is true. Their DNA is part modern amphibian. That still doesn't explain the "shrink wrap" issue.

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Jesus I expected the bitching to be about the ripples in glass of water scene, as it makes fatties feel bad (which is fatphobic).

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someone did that too

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I want to kill and skin this man but youtube won't let me tell him in the comments :marseyrain:

Black lives matter

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I don't care if they're realistic, I just want them to be sexy :dinoyes:

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