slightly strong fat guy proves that fat people can be slightly mediocre at many physical activities and sometimes not kill themselves at gymnastics

Imagine how many flips he could do if he wasn't fat.

I actually was surprised, those gymnastic bar moves are a step above for people of lard. I'm used to "fatties proving they're super fit" escapades being downright sad and uncomfortable. It's like seeing an alcoholic saying of course they don't have a drinking problem, because being shellacked constantly is a good thing, and helps their driving too.

Hey anyone remember Dances With Fat? Fat activist blogger who posted herself "dancing" to prove how healthy she was. Last I heard of her she got busted for cheating on a non-competitive 5k run.