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slightly strong fat guy proves that fat people can be slightly mediocre at many physical activities and sometimes not kill themselves at gymnastics
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You will never have a real eating disorder. You have no angst. No delusion. No compulsion. You are a skinny person twisted by self-improvement and health into a crude mockery of true thinness.
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He's not even fat on the scale of most Redditors. This is like a quadriplegic pointing to an amputee doing a dunk and screaming "I SHOULD BE IN THE NBA"
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About 10 videos exist in the whole world of fat white dudes doing something vaguely active well, for some reason this makes HAES people come out at full screen and rage when it is pointed out that the people in the video aren't healthy.
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Now tell us how much you weighed when you learned to do all this, fatty
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I hate top golf for making shitty golfer think they are lunching balls.
He might have hit that ball 200
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Everyone vastly overstates how far they drive in golf, it's so fricking funny
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Not me tho, I can easily hit it a few miles.
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I roll my eyes when people say they hit 300.
I am a relatively big hitter to my detriment cause I am better with 4-7 irons than a 9/PW. I rather be 180 out than 140. Play with a lot of randos cause I'll walk on a nice muni by my house. Very rarely are non-single digit handicaps are out driving me. A lot of single digit guys aren't but they are way better at everything else than me. At my golfing apex I was an 11
I've wasted a lot of time on tee boxes with fats that think they can reach the group in front of us
Getting a range finder really humbles you. 270 is about what I hit consistently when I am roping balls and they are findable, every now then I'll get a good bounce and it will be 300.
I know I can carry 270 cause I always go for a green over water that's 270.
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I can hit it pretty hard, the only problem is that I can't control which direction it goes when I try and hit it hard.
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How does it do that? Different club material?
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The net is 200-225 so it's your eyes fooling you that he is nuking it.
The balls and clubs there are pretty dead. Limits spin and distance so people don't fly the net. So to launch on you have to absolutely piss on it. Which would normally lead to a slice or a hook, but since the ball is pretty dead it goes straighter than normal. You can still slice it but there is a lot more forgiveness in your misses.
He is swinging out of his shoes trying to kill the ball. With a real ball and club he probably has zero control.
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I didn't know these places did this. The one I go to is normal.
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I am extremely jealous of the shoulder mobility of that last guy. I would be in the ER.
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Imagine how many flips he could do if he wasn't fat.
I actually was surprised, those gymnastic bar moves are a step above for people of lard. I'm used to "fatties proving they're super fit" escapades being downright sad and uncomfortable. It's like seeing an alcoholic saying of course they don't have a drinking problem, because being shellacked constantly is a good thing, and helps their driving too.
Hey anyone remember Dances With Fat? Fat activist blogger who posted herself "dancing" to prove how healthy she was. Last I heard of her she got busted for cheating on a non-competitive 5k run.
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She cheated at something you can't win at?
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She won facts and logic proving that morbid obesity has at worst zero impact on athletic ability.
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Looks like a transman. Is this just soy or is he vaxxed?
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Being fat has feminizing effects
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that dude who did gymnastic has absolute shit butt form, seemed like a monkey going around bars.
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He totally fricking slammed himself into the bar too
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As if Redditors would know what form or techniques means if it is not written in wikipedia
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I'd love to see this dude do any of these activities for more than 15 minutes at a time and with opposition. There's a difference between kicking a field goal and kicking a field goal after a snap while another team is trying to murder you.
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One makes you the biggest strag on a football team, while the other is a more vague air of gaiety.
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He looks like JD Vance if he was a midwestern mechanic instead of a politician
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He'd look even better even if wasn't so fat.
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